Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

Rich and poor equal
Ice in summer for the rich
Winter ice for the poor
Haiku # 33425, November 12, 2005 7:28 am ET
by William Nippress
second daiquiri
i contemplate the hammock
it's a way away
Haiku # 33424, November 12, 2005 12:38 am ET
by ash
recumbent sunshine
tart strawberry daiquiri
cool afternoon breeze
Haiku # 33423, November 11, 2005 11:53 pm ET
by ash
Illusionary
Slight of hand, misuse of space
Deceive watchers eye
Haiku # 33422, November 11, 2005 12:01 pm ET
by William Nippress
hello young lovers
i'm not telling if you don't
wherever you are
Haiku # 33421, November 11, 2005 8:56 am ET
by mellie
Personality
That
Haiku # 33420, November 11, 2005 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
Amazing to me!
Just how many young women
Go for older men
Haiku # 33419, November 11, 2005 8:07 am ET
by William Nippress
Age is in the mind
You
Haiku # 33418, November 11, 2005 8:04 am ET
by William Nippress
getting old ain't fun
it beats the alternative
less as time goes by
Haiku # 33417, November 11, 2005 2:24 am ET
by ash
My breasts are sagging
I detest this getting old
What goes next my ass?
Haiku # 33416, November 10, 2005 10:53 pm ET
by Elizabeth
The bovine madness
And now the avian flu
Next? Porcine coma?
Haiku # 33405, November 10, 2005 4:23 pm ET
by Lush
THe little asshole
Found a proxy server.. bleh
Don't have time for this
Haiku # 33404, November 10, 2005 12:36 pm ET
by Janis
I bet you think this
About you, don
Haiku # 33402, November 10, 2005 6:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Just censor the sod
He
Haiku # 33401, November 10, 2005 6:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Obvious Janis
Some sad sick cant be kept down
You know what
Haiku # 33400, November 10, 2005 6:27 am ET
by William Nippress
He forgot to be
Himself, but not me, that
Haiku # 33399, November 10, 2005 6:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
shit piss fuck cunt piss
cocksucker motherfucker
DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP
Haiku # 33398, November 9, 2005 11:55 pm ET
by FCC
My lovely Janice,
I cannot make contact yet
We need your email
Haiku # 33397, November 9, 2005 11:52 pm ET
by Mort of Paris
Oboe, dolorous
A Hobo, malodorous
I've run short of rhymes
Haiku # 33389, November 9, 2005 9:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hustle, hassle, con.
Is there no honour in life?
Give me honesty
Haiku # 33388, November 9, 2005 9:07 am ET
by William Nippress
A great weight lifted
No longer have to worry
His sad state of mind
Haiku # 33387, November 9, 2005 8:30 am ET
by William Nippress
I thank you Janis
It was disturbing to me
Disgust no, pity!
Haiku # 33386, November 9, 2005 8:25 am ET
by William Nippress
poetic justice
no more northern exposure
but better haiku
Haiku # 33385, November 9, 2005 5:25 am ET
by ash
all these big new words
you are the eruditest
or something like that
Haiku # 33384, November 8, 2005 10:08 pm ET
by ash
who's or whose you choose
that is the question I pose
all punctuation
Haiku # 33383, November 8, 2005 8:00 pm ET
by mellie
I hope these measures
Have vulnerary effects
On the group psyche
Haiku # 33382, November 8, 2005 6:47 pm ET
by Janis
Japan's whaling fleet
Sets sail for the Antarctic.
This is not science.
Haiku # 33381, November 8, 2005 6:38 pm ET
by old sod
Merry arsonists
Fueling the ochlocracy
Look it up, bee-atch
Haiku # 33380, November 8, 2005 4:07 pm ET
by Lush
The noble haiku
No space for periphrasis
Banish the prolix
Haiku # 33379, November 8, 2005 4:03 pm ET
by Maestro
I fear that I've now
Blocked all those in Anchorage
From bad haiku joy
Haiku # 33378, November 8, 2005 3:06 pm ET
by Janis
Wretched poetry
And waxing sophomoric
For eternity
Haiku # 33377, November 8, 2005 2:19 pm ET
by Lush
Just testing something
It's really nothing but a
big old test haiku
Haiku # 33376, November 8, 2005 2:09 pm ET
by Janis
Almost 9 years now
Of the baddest of haiku
I can't give up now
Haiku # 33375, November 8, 2005 2:08 pm ET
by Janis
Now it's personal.
But it's also quite funny
The ball's in my court
Haiku # 33374, November 8, 2005 1:52 pm ET
by Janis
Substantial loathing
Lost to us, found a new path
Can
Haiku # 33373, November 8, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
Why rage against us
There
Haiku # 33372, November 8, 2005 12:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rant and rage your pain
Obvious for all to see
Pity him his life
Haiku # 33371, November 8, 2005 12:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
htaccess files:
a simple way to exclude
the simple people
Haiku # 33370, November 8, 2005 11:32 am ET
by Deny from 70.226.208.0/20 of <= Click here for more
so some cunts are sweet
other's are just fucking cunts
who's arses need kicks
Haiku # 33369, November 8, 2005 11:22 am ET
by mellie
harrassment, you cunt,
like stalking, is illegal
so call your brief
Haiku # 33368, November 8, 2005 11:19 am ET
by mellie
if I were janis now
that would be the end of it
no more bad haiku
Haiku # 33367, November 8, 2005 11:14 am ET
by mellie
And it's good news, too
For the French auto dealers
An early No
Haiku # 33358, November 8, 2005 8:32 am ET
by old sod
On a lighter note
Chance for all to express
Emotions held checked
Haiku # 33357, November 8, 2005 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
you know what they say
libert
Haiku # 33356, November 8, 2005 7:49 am ET
by ash
Zabs psychotic pain
Will he murder instead
Haiku was his angst
Haiku # 33355, November 8, 2005 7:47 am ET
by William Nippress
They, think they
Haiku # 33354, November 8, 2005 7:27 am ET
by John of Florida
It must be because
It's dark up there for about
18 hours a day
Haiku # 33353, November 8, 2005 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's a mixed up world
zabadooey's just desserts
is alaska bombs
Haiku # 33352, November 8, 2005 1:16 am ET
by ash
keep on reading zab
and admire the irony
"we'll keep you posted"
Haiku # 33351, November 8, 2005 1:13 am ET
by ash
without the context
my postings seem a bit mean
ah, i'll live with it
Haiku # 33350, November 8, 2005 1:10 am ET
by ash
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