Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 319 Days and 78441 Haiku later...
all these big new words
you are the eruditest
or something like that
Haiku # 33384 ↗ November 8, 2005 10:08 pm ET
by ash
who's or whose you choose
that is the question I pose
all punctuation
Haiku # 33383 ↗ November 8, 2005 8:00 pm ET
by mellie
I hope these measures
Have vulnerary effects
On the group psyche
Haiku # 33382 ↗ November 8, 2005 6:47 pm ET
by Janis
Japan's whaling fleet
Sets sail for the Antarctic.
This is not science.
Haiku # 33381 ↗ November 8, 2005 6:38 pm ET
by old sod
Merry arsonists
Fueling the ochlocracy
Look it up, bee-atch
Haiku # 33380 ↗ November 8, 2005 4:07 pm ET
by Lush
The noble haiku
No space for periphrasis
Banish the prolix
Haiku # 33379 ↗ November 8, 2005 4:03 pm ET
by Maestro
I fear that I've now
Blocked all those in Anchorage
From bad haiku joy
Haiku # 33378 ↗ November 8, 2005 3:06 pm ET
by Janis
Wretched poetry
And waxing sophomoric
For eternity
Haiku # 33377 ↗ November 8, 2005 2:19 pm ET
by Lush
Just testing something
It's really nothing but a
big old test haiku
Haiku # 33376 ↗ November 8, 2005 2:09 pm ET
by Janis
Almost 9 years now
Of the baddest of haiku
I can't give up now
Haiku # 33375 ↗ November 8, 2005 2:08 pm ET
by Janis
Now it's personal.
But it's also quite funny
The ball's in my court
Haiku # 33374 ↗ November 8, 2005 1:52 pm ET
by Janis
Substantial loathing
Lost to us, found a new path
Can
Haiku # 33373 ↗ November 8, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
Why rage against us
There
Haiku # 33372 ↗ November 8, 2005 12:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rant and rage your pain
Obvious for all to see
Pity him his life
Haiku # 33371 ↗ November 8, 2005 12:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
htaccess files:
a simple way to exclude
the simple people
Haiku # 33370 ↗ November 8, 2005 11:32 am ET
by Deny from 70.226.208.0/20 of <= Click here for more
so some cunts are sweet
other's are just fucking cunts
who's arses need kicks
Haiku # 33369 ↗ November 8, 2005 11:22 am ET
by mellie
harrassment, you cunt,
like stalking, is illegal
so call your brief
Haiku # 33368 ↗ November 8, 2005 11:19 am ET
by mellie
if I were janis now
that would be the end of it
no more bad haiku
Haiku # 33367 ↗ November 8, 2005 11:14 am ET
by mellie
And it's good news, too
For the French auto dealers
An early No
Haiku # 33358 ↗ November 8, 2005 8:32 am ET
by old sod
On a lighter note
Chance for all to express
Emotions held checked
Haiku # 33357 ↗ November 8, 2005 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
you know what they say
libert
Haiku # 33356 ↗ November 8, 2005 7:49 am ET
by ash
Zabs psychotic pain
Will he murder instead
Haiku was his angst
Haiku # 33355 ↗ November 8, 2005 7:47 am ET
by William Nippress
They, think they
Haiku # 33354 ↗ November 8, 2005 7:27 am ET
by John of Florida
It must be because
It's dark up there for about
18 hours a day
Haiku # 33353 ↗ November 8, 2005 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's a mixed up world
zabadooey's just desserts
is alaska bombs
Haiku # 33352 ↗ November 8, 2005 1:16 am ET
by ash
keep on reading zab
and admire the irony
"we'll keep you posted"
Haiku # 33351 ↗ November 8, 2005 1:13 am ET
by ash
without the context
my postings seem a bit mean
ah, i'll live with it
Haiku # 33350 ↗ November 8, 2005 1:10 am ET
by ash
let slip anchorage
you can edit my non-posts
bet you'll guess which ones
Haiku # 33349 ↗ November 8, 2005 1:05 am ET
by ash
I choose to replace
All of ZABADOOEY's posts
With his full ip

(I think its quite funny actually)
Haiku # 33348 ↗ November 8, 2005 12:58 am ET
by Janis
It's really my site
People post willingly, I
can do what I want
Haiku # 33347 ↗ November 8, 2005 12:57 am ET
by Janis
that's original
i guess it takes an arsehole
to know a good shit

Haiku # 33346 ↗ November 8, 2005 12:51 am ET
by ash
blah, blah, blah....ash is
a pile of shit!
Haiku # 33345 ↗ November 8, 2005 12:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ASH HOLE!!
Haiku # 33344 ↗ November 8, 2005 12:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
one lame plagiarist
two internet connections
but no friends at all
Haiku # 33343 ↗ November 8, 2005 12:48 am ET
by ash
Legally, I don't think you
are supposed to
broadcast a person's IP
address on a web site.
You could get into trouble
for that. I am checking
into this and will be back.
Haiku # 33342 ↗ November 8, 2005 12:47 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
null
Haiku # 33341 ↗ November 7, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
half a world away
but it's still not far enough
although it's a start

Haiku # 33340 ↗ November 7, 2005 7:40 pm ET
by ash
A little vote here:
Ban ZABADOOEY's IP?
Please respond in verse
Haiku # 33339 ↗ November 7, 2005 7:27 pm ET
by Janis
It's certainly fun.
Anonymity lesson:
Learn that you are not.
Haiku # 33338 ↗ November 7, 2005 7:18 pm ET
by Janis
Hooray for Janis!
Internet asses abound,
But limits do too.
Haiku # 33337 ↗ November 7, 2005 7:16 pm ET
by Maestro
Here's some more fun stuff:
Enter some of the IPs
Into this. Have Fun!
Haiku # 33336 ↗ November 7, 2005 7:14 pm ET
by Janis
I guess it's just cause
I'm in a real fighting mood
Else I would ignore
Haiku # 33335 ↗ November 7, 2005 6:35 pm ET
by Janis
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Haiku # 33334 ↗ November 7, 2005 3:55 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (edited by Janis! ... yay!)
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Haiku # 33333 ↗ November 7, 2005 3:47 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33332 ↗ November 7, 2005 3:43 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
The first rule is this
Do not talk about Fight Club
The second's the same...
Haiku # 33331 ↗ November 7, 2005 1:09 pm ET
by Luzifer of Germany
What
Haiku # 33330 ↗ November 7, 2005 11:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Realities hard
Lives of quite desperation
Steal a Haiku name
Haiku # 33329 ↗ November 7, 2005 11:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 33328 ↗ November 7, 2005 10:04 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33327 ↗ November 7, 2005 9:20 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)