Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77456 Haiku later...

Wretched poetry
And waxing sophomoric
For eternity
Haiku # 33377, November 8, 2005 2:19 pm ET
by Lush
Just testing something
It's really nothing but a
big old test haiku
Haiku # 33376, November 8, 2005 2:09 pm ET
by Janis
Almost 9 years now
Of the baddest of haiku
I can't give up now
Haiku # 33375, November 8, 2005 2:08 pm ET
by Janis
Now it's personal.
But it's also quite funny
The ball's in my court
Haiku # 33374, November 8, 2005 1:52 pm ET
by Janis
Substantial loathing
Lost to us, found a new path
Can
Haiku # 33373, November 8, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
Why rage against us
There
Haiku # 33372, November 8, 2005 12:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rant and rage your pain
Obvious for all to see
Pity him his life
Haiku # 33371, November 8, 2005 12:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
htaccess files:
a simple way to exclude
the simple people
Haiku # 33370, November 8, 2005 11:32 am ET
by Deny from 70.226.208.0/20 of <= Click here for more
so some cunts are sweet
other's are just fucking cunts
who's arses need kicks
Haiku # 33369, November 8, 2005 11:22 am ET
by mellie
harrassment, you cunt,
like stalking, is illegal
so call your brief
Haiku # 33368, November 8, 2005 11:19 am ET
by mellie
if I were janis now
that would be the end of it
no more bad haiku
Haiku # 33367, November 8, 2005 11:14 am ET
by mellie
And it's good news, too
For the French auto dealers
An early No
Haiku # 33358, November 8, 2005 8:32 am ET
by old sod
On a lighter note
Chance for all to express
Emotions held checked
Haiku # 33357, November 8, 2005 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
you know what they say
libert
Haiku # 33356, November 8, 2005 7:49 am ET
by ash
Zabs psychotic pain
Will he murder instead
Haiku was his angst
Haiku # 33355, November 8, 2005 7:47 am ET
by William Nippress
They, think they
Haiku # 33354, November 8, 2005 7:27 am ET
by John of Florida
It must be because
It's dark up there for about
18 hours a day
Haiku # 33353, November 8, 2005 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's a mixed up world
zabadooey's just desserts
is alaska bombs
Haiku # 33352, November 8, 2005 1:16 am ET
by ash
keep on reading zab
and admire the irony
"we'll keep you posted"
Haiku # 33351, November 8, 2005 1:13 am ET
by ash
without the context
my postings seem a bit mean
ah, i'll live with it
Haiku # 33350, November 8, 2005 1:10 am ET
by ash
let slip anchorage
you can edit my non-posts
bet you'll guess which ones
Haiku # 33349, November 8, 2005 1:05 am ET
by ash
I choose to replace
All of ZABADOOEY's posts
With his full ip

(I think its quite funny actually)
Haiku # 33348, November 8, 2005 12:58 am ET
by Janis
It's really my site
People post willingly, I
can do what I want
Haiku # 33347, November 8, 2005 12:57 am ET
by Janis
that's original
i guess it takes an arsehole
to know a good shit

Haiku # 33346, November 8, 2005 12:51 am ET
by ash
blah, blah, blah....ash is
a pile of shit!
Haiku # 33345, November 8, 2005 12:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ASH HOLE!!
Haiku # 33344, November 8, 2005 12:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
one lame plagiarist
two internet connections
but no friends at all
Haiku # 33343, November 8, 2005 12:48 am ET
by ash
Legally, I don't think you
are supposed to
broadcast a person's IP
address on a web site.
You could get into trouble
for that. I am checking
into this and will be back.
Haiku # 33342, November 8, 2005 12:47 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
null
Haiku # 33341, November 7, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
half a world away
but it's still not far enough
although it's a start

Haiku # 33340, November 7, 2005 7:40 pm ET
by ash
A little vote here:
Ban ZABADOOEY's IP?
Please respond in verse
Haiku # 33339, November 7, 2005 7:27 pm ET
by Janis
It's certainly fun.
Anonymity lesson:
Learn that you are not.
Haiku # 33338, November 7, 2005 7:18 pm ET
by Janis
Hooray for Janis!
Internet asses abound,
But limits do too.
Haiku # 33337, November 7, 2005 7:16 pm ET
by Maestro
Here's some more fun stuff:
Enter some of the IPs
Into this. Have Fun!
Haiku # 33336, November 7, 2005 7:14 pm ET
by Janis
I guess it's just cause
I'm in a real fighting mood
Else I would ignore
Haiku # 33335, November 7, 2005 6:35 pm ET
by Janis
null
Haiku # 33334, November 7, 2005 3:55 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (edited by Janis! ... yay!)
null
Haiku # 33333, November 7, 2005 3:47 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
null
Haiku # 33332, November 7, 2005 3:43 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
The first rule is this
Do not talk about Fight Club
The second's the same...
Haiku # 33331, November 7, 2005 1:09 pm ET
by Luzifer of Germany
What
Haiku # 33330, November 7, 2005 11:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Realities hard
Lives of quite desperation
Steal a Haiku name
Haiku # 33329, November 7, 2005 11:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 33328, November 7, 2005 10:04 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
null
Haiku # 33327, November 7, 2005 9:20 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
ibook connection
internet awakening
online freedom
Haiku # 33326, November 7, 2005 1:55 am ET
by Rusty
furious pickup
true and faithful, old and bold
friend who needs a name
Haiku # 33325, November 7, 2005 1:54 am ET
by Rusty
zabadoo-doo-doo
push pineapple shake the tree
sing along with me
Haiku # 33324, November 6, 2005 8:47 pm ET
by black lace
those that can do, do
and those that can't do doo doo
lame zaba doo doo
Haiku # 33323, November 6, 2005 4:02 pm ET
by ash
When Lou tells me it's
A lonely Saturday night,
I can only laugh.
Haiku # 33322, November 6, 2005 1:49 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
You people here, gasp
nuts, every last one,
bah! now I am too
Haiku # 33321, November 6, 2005 12:40 pm ET
by groovski
let's have a party
then i'll really take the cake
and blow your candle
Haiku # 33320, November 6, 2005 10:34 am ET
by affectionately yours
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