Unanswered Questions
Confuse the hell out of them
Just die with a smile

Masochist wants pain
Is Sadist a sadist if
Sadist Refuses

Rich and poor equal
Ice in summer for the rich
Winter ice for the poor

second daiquiri
i contemplate the hammock
it's a way away

recumbent sunshine
tart strawberry daiquiri
cool afternoon breeze

Illusionary
Slight of hand, misuse of space
Deceive watchers eye

hello young lovers
i'm not telling if you don't
wherever you are

Personality
That

Amazing to me!
Just how many young women
Go for older men

Age is in the mind
You

getting old ain't fun
it beats the alternative
less as time goes by

My breasts are sagging
I detest this getting old
What goes next my ass?

The bovine madness
And now the avian flu
Next? Porcine coma?

THe little asshole
Found a proxy server.. bleh
Don't have time for this

I bet you think this
About you, don

Just censor the sod
He

Obvious Janis
Some sad sick cant be kept down
You know what

He forgot to be
Himself, but not me, that

shit piss fuck cunt piss
cocksucker motherfucker
DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP

My lovely Janice,
I cannot make contact yet
We need your email

Oboe, dolorous
A Hobo, malodorous
I've run short of rhymes

Hustle, hassle, con.
Is there no honour in life?
Give me honesty

A great weight lifted
No longer have to worry
His sad state of mind

I thank you Janis
It was disturbing to me
Disgust no, pity!

poetic justice
no more northern exposure
but better haiku

all these big new words
you are the eruditest
or something like that

who's or whose you choose
that is the question I pose
all punctuation

I hope these measures
Have vulnerary effects
On the group psyche

Japan's whaling fleet
Sets sail for the Antarctic.
This is not science.

Merry arsonists
Fueling the ochlocracy
Look it up, bee-atch

The noble haiku
No space for periphrasis
Banish the prolix

I fear that I've now
Blocked all those in Anchorage
From bad haiku joy

Wretched poetry
And waxing sophomoric
For eternity

Just testing something
It's really nothing but a
big old test haiku

Almost 9 years now
Of the baddest of haiku
I can't give up now

Now it's personal.
But it's also quite funny
The ball's in my court

Substantial loathing
Lost to us, found a new path
Can

Why rage against us
There

Rant and rage your pain
Obvious for all to see
Pity him his life

htaccess files:
a simple way to exclude
the simple people

so some cunts are sweet
other's are just fucking cunts
who's arses need kicks

harrassment, you cunt,
like stalking, is illegal
so call your brief

if I were janis now
that would be the end of it
no more bad haiku

And it's good news, too
For the French auto dealers
An early No

On a lighter note
Chance for all to express
Emotions held checked

you know what they say
libert

Zabs psychotic pain
Will he murder instead
Haiku was his angst

They, think they

It must be because
It's dark up there for about
18 hours a day

it's a mixed up world
zabadooey's just desserts
is alaska bombs