Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Obvious Janis
Some sad sick cant be kept down
You know what
Haiku # 33400 November 10, 2005 6:27 am ET
by William Nippress
He forgot to be
Himself, but not me, that
Haiku # 33399 November 10, 2005 6:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
shit piss fuck cunt piss
cocksucker motherfucker
DOWN WITH CENSORSHIP
Haiku # 33398 November 9, 2005 11:55 pm ET
by FCC
My lovely Janice,
I cannot make contact yet
We need your email
Haiku # 33397 November 9, 2005 11:52 pm ET
by Mort of Paris
Oboe, dolorous
A Hobo, malodorous
I've run short of rhymes
Haiku # 33389 November 9, 2005 9:49 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hustle, hassle, con.
Is there no honour in life?
Give me honesty
Haiku # 33388 November 9, 2005 9:07 am ET
by William Nippress
A great weight lifted
No longer have to worry
His sad state of mind
Haiku # 33387 November 9, 2005 8:30 am ET
by William Nippress
I thank you Janis
It was disturbing to me
Disgust no, pity!
Haiku # 33386 November 9, 2005 8:25 am ET
by William Nippress
poetic justice
no more northern exposure
but better haiku
Haiku # 33385 November 9, 2005 5:25 am ET
by ash
all these big new words
you are the eruditest
or something like that
Haiku # 33384 November 8, 2005 10:08 pm ET
by ash
who's or whose you choose
that is the question I pose
all punctuation
Haiku # 33383 November 8, 2005 8:00 pm ET
by mellie
I hope these measures
Have vulnerary effects
On the group psyche
Haiku # 33382 November 8, 2005 6:47 pm ET
by Janis
Japan's whaling fleet
Sets sail for the Antarctic.
This is not science.
Haiku # 33381 November 8, 2005 6:38 pm ET
by old sod
Merry arsonists
Fueling the ochlocracy
Look it up, bee-atch
Haiku # 33380 November 8, 2005 4:07 pm ET
by Lush
The noble haiku
No space for periphrasis
Banish the prolix
Haiku # 33379 November 8, 2005 4:03 pm ET
by Maestro
I fear that I've now
Blocked all those in Anchorage
From bad haiku joy
Haiku # 33378 November 8, 2005 3:06 pm ET
by Janis
Wretched poetry
And waxing sophomoric
For eternity
Haiku # 33377 November 8, 2005 2:19 pm ET
by Lush
Just testing something
It's really nothing but a
big old test haiku
Haiku # 33376 November 8, 2005 2:09 pm ET
by Janis
Almost 9 years now
Of the baddest of haiku
I can't give up now
Haiku # 33375 November 8, 2005 2:08 pm ET
by Janis
Now it's personal.
But it's also quite funny
The ball's in my court
Haiku # 33374 November 8, 2005 1:52 pm ET
by Janis
Substantial loathing
Lost to us, found a new path
Can
Haiku # 33373 November 8, 2005 12:55 pm ET
by William Nippress
Why rage against us
There
Haiku # 33372 November 8, 2005 12:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Rant and rage your pain
Obvious for all to see
Pity him his life
Haiku # 33371 November 8, 2005 12:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
htaccess files:
a simple way to exclude
the simple people
Haiku # 33370 November 8, 2005 11:32 am ET
by Deny from 70.226.208.0/20 of <= Click here for more
so some cunts are sweet
other's are just fucking cunts
who's arses need kicks
Haiku # 33369 November 8, 2005 11:22 am ET
by mellie
harrassment, you cunt,
like stalking, is illegal
so call your brief
Haiku # 33368 November 8, 2005 11:19 am ET
by mellie
if I were janis now
that would be the end of it
no more bad haiku
Haiku # 33367 November 8, 2005 11:14 am ET
by mellie
And it's good news, too
For the French auto dealers
An early No
Haiku # 33358 November 8, 2005 8:32 am ET
by old sod
On a lighter note
Chance for all to express
Emotions held checked
Haiku # 33357 November 8, 2005 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
you know what they say
libert
Haiku # 33356 November 8, 2005 7:49 am ET
by ash
Zabs psychotic pain
Will he murder instead
Haiku was his angst
Haiku # 33355 November 8, 2005 7:47 am ET
by William Nippress
They, think they
Haiku # 33354 November 8, 2005 7:27 am ET
by John of Florida
It must be because
It's dark up there for about
18 hours a day
Haiku # 33353 November 8, 2005 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's a mixed up world
zabadooey's just desserts
is alaska bombs
Haiku # 33352 November 8, 2005 1:16 am ET
by ash
keep on reading zab
and admire the irony
"we'll keep you posted"
Haiku # 33351 November 8, 2005 1:13 am ET
by ash
without the context
my postings seem a bit mean
ah, i'll live with it
Haiku # 33350 November 8, 2005 1:10 am ET
by ash
let slip anchorage
you can edit my non-posts
bet you'll guess which ones
Haiku # 33349 November 8, 2005 1:05 am ET
by ash
I choose to replace
All of ZABADOOEY's posts
With his full ip

(I think its quite funny actually)
Haiku # 33348 November 8, 2005 12:58 am ET
by Janis
It's really my site
People post willingly, I
can do what I want
Haiku # 33347 November 8, 2005 12:57 am ET
by Janis
that's original
i guess it takes an arsehole
to know a good shit

Haiku # 33346 November 8, 2005 12:51 am ET
by ash
blah, blah, blah....ash is
a pile of shit!
Haiku # 33345 November 8, 2005 12:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ASH HOLE!!
Haiku # 33344 November 8, 2005 12:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
one lame plagiarist
two internet connections
but no friends at all
Haiku # 33343 November 8, 2005 12:48 am ET
by ash
Legally, I don't think you
are supposed to
broadcast a person's IP
address on a web site.
You could get into trouble
for that. I am checking
into this and will be back.
Haiku # 33342 November 8, 2005 12:47 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
null
Haiku # 33341 November 7, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
half a world away
but it's still not far enough
although it's a start

Haiku # 33340 November 7, 2005 7:40 pm ET
by ash
A little vote here:
Ban ZABADOOEY's IP?
Please respond in verse
Haiku # 33339 November 7, 2005 7:27 pm ET
by Janis
It's certainly fun.
Anonymity lesson:
Learn that you are not.
Haiku # 33338 November 7, 2005 7:18 pm ET
by Janis
Hooray for Janis!
Internet asses abound,
But limits do too.
Haiku # 33337 November 7, 2005 7:16 pm ET
by Maestro
Here's some more fun stuff:
Enter some of the IPs
Into this. Have Fun!
Haiku # 33336 November 7, 2005 7:14 pm ET
by Janis