Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 55 Days and 78007 Haiku later...
so some cunts are sweet
other's are just fucking cunts
who's arses need kicks
Haiku # 33369 November 8, 2005 11:22 am ET
by mellie
harrassment, you cunt,
like stalking, is illegal
so call your brief
Haiku # 33368 November 8, 2005 11:19 am ET
by mellie
if I were janis now
that would be the end of it
no more bad haiku
Haiku # 33367 November 8, 2005 11:14 am ET
by mellie
And it's good news, too
For the French auto dealers
An early No
Haiku # 33358 November 8, 2005 8:32 am ET
by old sod
On a lighter note
Chance for all to express
Emotions held checked
Haiku # 33357 November 8, 2005 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
you know what they say
libert
Haiku # 33356 November 8, 2005 7:49 am ET
by ash
Zabs psychotic pain
Will he murder instead
Haiku was his angst
Haiku # 33355 November 8, 2005 7:47 am ET
by William Nippress
They, think they
Haiku # 33354 November 8, 2005 7:27 am ET
by John of Florida
It must be because
It's dark up there for about
18 hours a day
Haiku # 33353 November 8, 2005 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's a mixed up world
zabadooey's just desserts
is alaska bombs
Haiku # 33352 November 8, 2005 1:16 am ET
by ash
keep on reading zab
and admire the irony
"we'll keep you posted"
Haiku # 33351 November 8, 2005 1:13 am ET
by ash
without the context
my postings seem a bit mean
ah, i'll live with it
Haiku # 33350 November 8, 2005 1:10 am ET
by ash
let slip anchorage
you can edit my non-posts
bet you'll guess which ones
Haiku # 33349 November 8, 2005 1:05 am ET
by ash
I choose to replace
All of ZABADOOEY's posts
With his full ip

(I think its quite funny actually)
Haiku # 33348 November 8, 2005 12:58 am ET
by Janis
It's really my site
People post willingly, I
can do what I want
Haiku # 33347 November 8, 2005 12:57 am ET
by Janis
that's original
i guess it takes an arsehole
to know a good shit

Haiku # 33346 November 8, 2005 12:51 am ET
by ash
blah, blah, blah....ash is
a pile of shit!
Haiku # 33345 November 8, 2005 12:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ASH HOLE!!
Haiku # 33344 November 8, 2005 12:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
one lame plagiarist
two internet connections
but no friends at all
Haiku # 33343 November 8, 2005 12:48 am ET
by ash
Legally, I don't think you
are supposed to
broadcast a person's IP
address on a web site.
You could get into trouble
for that. I am checking
into this and will be back.
Haiku # 33342 November 8, 2005 12:47 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
null
Haiku # 33341 November 7, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
half a world away
but it's still not far enough
although it's a start

Haiku # 33340 November 7, 2005 7:40 pm ET
by ash
A little vote here:
Ban ZABADOOEY's IP?
Please respond in verse
Haiku # 33339 November 7, 2005 7:27 pm ET
by Janis
It's certainly fun.
Anonymity lesson:
Learn that you are not.
Haiku # 33338 November 7, 2005 7:18 pm ET
by Janis
Hooray for Janis!
Internet asses abound,
But limits do too.
Haiku # 33337 November 7, 2005 7:16 pm ET
by Maestro
Here's some more fun stuff:
Enter some of the IPs
Into this. Have Fun!
Haiku # 33336 November 7, 2005 7:14 pm ET
by Janis
I guess it's just cause
I'm in a real fighting mood
Else I would ignore
Haiku # 33335 November 7, 2005 6:35 pm ET
by Janis
null
Haiku # 33334 November 7, 2005 3:55 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (edited by Janis! ... yay!)
null
Haiku # 33333 November 7, 2005 3:47 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
null
Haiku # 33332 November 7, 2005 3:43 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
The first rule is this
Do not talk about Fight Club
The second's the same...
Haiku # 33331 November 7, 2005 1:09 pm ET
by Luzifer of Germany
What
Haiku # 33330 November 7, 2005 11:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Realities hard
Lives of quite desperation
Steal a Haiku name
Haiku # 33329 November 7, 2005 11:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 33328 November 7, 2005 10:04 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
null
Haiku # 33327 November 7, 2005 9:20 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
ibook connection
internet awakening
online freedom
Haiku # 33326 November 7, 2005 1:55 am ET
by Rusty
furious pickup
true and faithful, old and bold
friend who needs a name
Haiku # 33325 November 7, 2005 1:54 am ET
by Rusty
zabadoo-doo-doo
push pineapple shake the tree
sing along with me
Haiku # 33324 November 6, 2005 8:47 pm ET
by black lace
those that can do, do
and those that can't do doo doo
lame zaba doo doo
Haiku # 33323 November 6, 2005 4:02 pm ET
by ash
When Lou tells me it's
A lonely Saturday night,
I can only laugh.
Haiku # 33322 November 6, 2005 1:49 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
You people here, gasp
nuts, every last one,
bah! now I am too
Haiku # 33321 November 6, 2005 12:40 pm ET
by groovski
let's have a party
then i'll really take the cake
and blow your candle
Haiku # 33320 November 6, 2005 10:34 am ET
by affectionately yours
you know what it's like
they all said hitler was mad
but he showed them what
Haiku # 33319 November 6, 2005 10:31 am ET
by ash
you are a lame arse
ev'rybody loves gayman
will be your series
Haiku # 33318 November 6, 2005 10:18 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33317 November 6, 2005 9:12 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
null
Haiku # 33316 November 6, 2005 8:45 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
here you go, master
a beer to dip your wick in
olives up your arse
Haiku # 33315 November 6, 2005 1:42 am ET
by ash
oh you are so lame
just so incredibly lame
and *so* amusing
Haiku # 33314 November 6, 2005 1:39 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33313 November 5, 2005 11:31 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
null
Haiku # 33312 November 5, 2005 11:22 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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