Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 59 Days and 77457 Haiku later...

so some cunts are sweet
other's are just fucking cunts
who's arses need kicks
Haiku # 33369, November 8, 2005 11:22 am ET
by mellie
harrassment, you cunt,
like stalking, is illegal
so call your brief
Haiku # 33368, November 8, 2005 11:19 am ET
by mellie
if I were janis now
that would be the end of it
no more bad haiku
Haiku # 33367, November 8, 2005 11:14 am ET
by mellie
And it's good news, too
For the French auto dealers
An early No
Haiku # 33358, November 8, 2005 8:32 am ET
by old sod
On a lighter note
Chance for all to express
Emotions held checked
Haiku # 33357, November 8, 2005 8:09 am ET
by William Nippress
you know what they say
libert
Haiku # 33356, November 8, 2005 7:49 am ET
by ash
Zabs psychotic pain
Will he murder instead
Haiku was his angst
Haiku # 33355, November 8, 2005 7:47 am ET
by William Nippress
They, think they
Haiku # 33354, November 8, 2005 7:27 am ET
by John of Florida
It must be because
It's dark up there for about
18 hours a day
Haiku # 33353, November 8, 2005 1:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
it's a mixed up world
zabadooey's just desserts
is alaska bombs
Haiku # 33352, November 8, 2005 1:16 am ET
by ash
keep on reading zab
and admire the irony
"we'll keep you posted"
Haiku # 33351, November 8, 2005 1:13 am ET
by ash
without the context
my postings seem a bit mean
ah, i'll live with it
Haiku # 33350, November 8, 2005 1:10 am ET
by ash
let slip anchorage
you can edit my non-posts
bet you'll guess which ones
Haiku # 33349, November 8, 2005 1:05 am ET
by ash
I choose to replace
All of ZABADOOEY's posts
With his full ip

(I think its quite funny actually)
Haiku # 33348, November 8, 2005 12:58 am ET
by Janis
It's really my site
People post willingly, I
can do what I want
Haiku # 33347, November 8, 2005 12:57 am ET
by Janis
that's original
i guess it takes an arsehole
to know a good shit

Haiku # 33346, November 8, 2005 12:51 am ET
by ash
blah, blah, blah....ash is
a pile of shit!
Haiku # 33345, November 8, 2005 12:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
ASH HOLE!!
Haiku # 33344, November 8, 2005 12:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
one lame plagiarist
two internet connections
but no friends at all
Haiku # 33343, November 8, 2005 12:48 am ET
by ash
Legally, I don't think you
are supposed to
broadcast a person's IP
address on a web site.
You could get into trouble
for that. I am checking
into this and will be back.
Haiku # 33342, November 8, 2005 12:47 am ET
by tUpAc_LiL_bRoThA
null
Haiku # 33341, November 7, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
half a world away
but it's still not far enough
although it's a start

Haiku # 33340, November 7, 2005 7:40 pm ET
by ash
A little vote here:
Ban ZABADOOEY's IP?
Please respond in verse
Haiku # 33339, November 7, 2005 7:27 pm ET
by Janis
It's certainly fun.
Anonymity lesson:
Learn that you are not.
Haiku # 33338, November 7, 2005 7:18 pm ET
by Janis
Hooray for Janis!
Internet asses abound,
But limits do too.
Haiku # 33337, November 7, 2005 7:16 pm ET
by Maestro
Here's some more fun stuff:
Enter some of the IPs
Into this. Have Fun!
Haiku # 33336, November 7, 2005 7:14 pm ET
by Janis
I guess it's just cause
I'm in a real fighting mood
Else I would ignore
Haiku # 33335, November 7, 2005 6:35 pm ET
by Janis
null
Haiku # 33334, November 7, 2005 3:55 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (edited by Janis! ... yay!)
null
Haiku # 33333, November 7, 2005 3:47 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
null
Haiku # 33332, November 7, 2005 3:43 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
The first rule is this
Do not talk about Fight Club
The second's the same...
Haiku # 33331, November 7, 2005 1:09 pm ET
by Luzifer of Germany
What
Haiku # 33330, November 7, 2005 11:06 am ET
by William Nippress
Realities hard
Lives of quite desperation
Steal a Haiku name
Haiku # 33329, November 7, 2005 11:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 33328, November 7, 2005 10:04 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
null
Haiku # 33327, November 7, 2005 9:20 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
ibook connection
internet awakening
online freedom
Haiku # 33326, November 7, 2005 1:55 am ET
by Rusty
furious pickup
true and faithful, old and bold
friend who needs a name
Haiku # 33325, November 7, 2005 1:54 am ET
by Rusty
zabadoo-doo-doo
push pineapple shake the tree
sing along with me
Haiku # 33324, November 6, 2005 8:47 pm ET
by black lace
those that can do, do
and those that can't do doo doo
lame zaba doo doo
Haiku # 33323, November 6, 2005 4:02 pm ET
by ash
When Lou tells me it's
A lonely Saturday night,
I can only laugh.
Haiku # 33322, November 6, 2005 1:49 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
You people here, gasp
nuts, every last one,
bah! now I am too
Haiku # 33321, November 6, 2005 12:40 pm ET
by groovski
let's have a party
then i'll really take the cake
and blow your candle
Haiku # 33320, November 6, 2005 10:34 am ET
by affectionately yours
you know what it's like
they all said hitler was mad
but he showed them what
Haiku # 33319, November 6, 2005 10:31 am ET
by ash
you are a lame arse
ev'rybody loves gayman
will be your series
Haiku # 33318, November 6, 2005 10:18 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33317, November 6, 2005 9:12 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
null
Haiku # 33316, November 6, 2005 8:45 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
here you go, master
a beer to dip your wick in
olives up your arse
Haiku # 33315, November 6, 2005 1:42 am ET
by ash
oh you are so lame
just so incredibly lame
and *so* amusing
Haiku # 33314, November 6, 2005 1:39 am ET
by ash
null
Haiku # 33313, November 5, 2005 11:31 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
null
Haiku # 33312, November 5, 2005 11:22 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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