those that can do, do
and those that can't do doo doo
lame zaba doo doo

When Lou tells me it's
A lonely Saturday night,
I can only laugh.

You people here, gasp
nuts, every last one,
bah! now I am too

let's have a party
then i'll really take the cake
and blow your candle

you know what it's like
they all said hitler was mad
but he showed them what

you are a lame arse
ev'rybody loves gayman
will be your series

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here you go, master
a beer to dip your wick in
olives up your arse

oh you are so lame
just so incredibly lame
and *so* amusing

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ash, thou art my man
no cause for apology
umm... lush is maestro

who could that be now
lame anonoymous encores
go play with yer trolls

apologies to lush
my comment was re s.r.
the zabadoodle

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Diaphanous ruse
Those capitalist notions
Hoarding horde of whores

Why would you assume
That Lush is American?
Quite provincial, ash

some evolution
what killed the zabadodo
natural selection

more intelligent
than your dimwit president
but equally lame

Sticks, stones and slogans
Agitateurs Argentin
Achieving nothing

Protruding nipples
Shrunken genitalia
Do you feel a draft?

lycanthropic feast
devouring fattened piglets
bloody, hairy mess

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First I must put five
Is it seven following?
Who the hell knows, eh?

Charles and Camilla
Big Ears and Frump Tower
No-one gives a toss

To "Phil of Scotland":
Buy your mushrooms at Tesco
Not from a dealer

new improved menu
let's order a word salad
with varied dressings

show us your good stuff
easy to be a critic
making lame noises

Rubbish rubbish bin
Throw my rubbish here ok
Bin rubbish all day

s.r. i'm flattered
you piss on my grafitti
as if it mattered

so, if you behave
do you think yourself a slave
here endeth the rave

sigh......! to repeat same
the repetition is lame
whatever your name

two heads are better
the first cut is the deepest
if that's what it takes

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Where are you Guy Fawkes?
Please come back now and blow up
The House of Commons

Ring ding ding da-ding
Baa ramba baa baroomba
Do the crazy frog!

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Waves seashells sandy
beaches eagels above
heads

Glass made of paper
lets close it up
so the noise level is contained

Listen small sound
approces with fear

Shopping mall Santa
Hangs around like a bad smell
50 days to go!

skipping small pebbles
across a pristine surface
ripples resonate