Bad Haiku
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Haiku # 33307, November 5, 2005 8:03 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Diaphanous ruse
Those capitalist notions
Hoarding horde of whores
Haiku # 33306, November 5, 2005 7:50 pm ET
by Lush
Why would you assume
That Lush is American?
Quite provincial, ash
Haiku # 33305, November 5, 2005 7:46 pm ET
by Lush
some evolution
what killed the zabadodo
natural selection
Haiku # 33304, November 5, 2005 4:58 pm ET
by ash
more intelligent
than your dimwit president
but equally lame
Haiku # 33303, November 5, 2005 4:56 pm ET
by ash
Sticks, stones and slogans
Agitateurs Argentin
Achieving nothing
Haiku # 33302, November 5, 2005 2:10 pm ET
by Lush
Protruding nipples
Shrunken genitalia
Do you feel a draft?
Haiku # 33301, November 5, 2005 1:34 pm ET
by Lush
lycanthropic feast
devouring fattened piglets
bloody, hairy mess
Haiku # 33300, November 5, 2005 1:27 pm ET
by Lush
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Haiku # 33299, November 5, 2005 10:27 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33298, November 5, 2005 10:26 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33297, November 5, 2005 10:25 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
First I must put five
Is it seven following?
Who the hell knows, eh?
Haiku # 33296, November 5, 2005 6:40 am ET
by Bizarro of England
Charles and Camilla
Big Ears and Frump Tower
No-one gives a toss
Haiku # 33295, November 5, 2005 4:52 am ET
by old sod
To "Phil of Scotland":
Buy your mushrooms at Tesco
Not from a dealer
Haiku # 33294, November 5, 2005 4:15 am ET
by old sod
new improved menu
let's order a word salad
with varied dressings
Haiku # 33293, November 5, 2005 2:25 am ET
by ash
show us your good stuff
easy to be a critic
making lame noises
Haiku # 33292, November 5, 2005 2:17 am ET
by ash
Rubbish rubbish bin
Throw my rubbish here ok
Bin rubbish all day
Haiku # 33291, November 5, 2005 12:37 am ET
by Morieldrake of Somewhere out there...
s.r. i'm flattered
you piss on my grafitti
as if it mattered
Haiku # 33290, November 4, 2005 10:25 pm ET
by ash
so, if you behave
do you think yourself a slave
here endeth the rave
Haiku # 33289, November 4, 2005 10:22 pm ET
by ash
sigh......! to repeat same
the repetition is lame
whatever your name
Haiku # 33288, November 4, 2005 10:13 pm ET
by ash
two heads are better
the first cut is the deepest
if that's what it takes
Haiku # 33287, November 4, 2005 10:10 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33286, November 4, 2005 8:24 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33285, November 4, 2005 8:20 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33284, November 4, 2005 7:09 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33283, November 4, 2005 7:08 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Where are you Guy Fawkes?
Please come back now and blow up
The House of Commons
Haiku # 33282, November 4, 2005 1:57 pm ET
by old sod
Ring ding ding da-ding
Baa ramba baa baroomba
Do the crazy frog!
Haiku # 33281, November 4, 2005 1:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 33280, November 4, 2005 1:49 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33279, November 4, 2005 1:46 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Waves seashells sandy
beaches eagels above
heads
Haiku # 33278, November 4, 2005 1:05 pm ET
by Kirsty of Scotland
Glass made of paper
lets close it up
so the noise level is contained
Haiku # 33277, November 4, 2005 11:18 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
Listen small sound
approces with fear
Haiku # 33276, November 4, 2005 10:54 am ET
by Kirsty of Scotland
Shopping mall Santa
Hangs around like a bad smell
50 days to go!
Haiku # 33275, November 4, 2005 10:23 am ET
by old sod
skipping small pebbles
across a pristine surface
ripples resonate
Haiku # 33274, November 4, 2005 10:01 am ET
by PleineJeine
interesting voice never listen before mushrooms
can do that
Haiku # 33273, November 4, 2005 9:18 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
I looked through your site:
Some of the poems are good
But most of them stink
Haiku # 33272, November 4, 2005 8:59 am ET
by old sod
Indian death
Tragic Highway
Was the lizard really there

Haiku # 33271, November 4, 2005 8:22 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
When door ajar
faces become void
of all logic
Haiku # 33270, November 4, 2005 8:19 am ET
by Phil of Scotland
Run and hide
caught the sun at evening tide
Haiku # 33269, November 4, 2005 8:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
was feeling feeble
hacking crippling barking cough
lots of muck not lame
Haiku # 33268, November 4, 2005 7:57 am ET
by mellie
Silenced is my love
Thea should I continue
Into the unknown
Haiku # 33267, November 4, 2005 4:54 am ET
by William Nippress
changed for the better
hope you're feeling much improved
this site surely is
Haiku # 33266, November 4, 2005 12:19 am ET
by ash
been really butcher's
missing me old china plates
much better here
Haiku # 33265, November 4, 2005 12:14 am ET
by mellie
regards your attacks
sticks and stones may break my bones
but haiku are soft
Haiku # 33264, November 3, 2005 11:23 pm ET
by ash
Flip smooth stone
Ripple start end
life or do they
Haiku # 33263, November 3, 2005 4:36 pm ET
by Kirsty of Scotland
Wet puddles SPLASHING!!
birds not at site
windows shut hot soup
Haiku # 33262, November 3, 2005 4:34 pm ET
by Kirsty of Scotland
face in the crowd
did it see me
when all else was lost
Haiku # 33261, November 3, 2005 4:27 pm ET
by Phil of Scotland
Nightfall stars planets
Moonlight dark burn
man walks without a sound
Haiku # 33260, November 3, 2005 4:27 pm ET
by Kirsty Phil of Scotland
Never sense tommorow
rain sunshine clouds
what did happen then
Haiku # 33259, November 3, 2005 4:23 pm ET
by Kirsty Phil of Scotland
cows bark sheep roar
pigs purr boots
humans rain listen
Haiku # 33258, November 3, 2005 4:21 pm ET
by Kirsty Phil of Scotland
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