ash, thou art my man
no cause for apology
umm... lush is maestro

who could that be now
lame anonoymous encores
go play with yer trolls

apologies to lush
my comment was re s.r.
the zabadoodle

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Diaphanous ruse
Those capitalist notions
Hoarding horde of whores

Why would you assume
That Lush is American?
Quite provincial, ash

some evolution
what killed the zabadodo
natural selection

more intelligent
than your dimwit president
but equally lame

Sticks, stones and slogans
Agitateurs Argentin
Achieving nothing

Protruding nipples
Shrunken genitalia
Do you feel a draft?

lycanthropic feast
devouring fattened piglets
bloody, hairy mess

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First I must put five
Is it seven following?
Who the hell knows, eh?

Charles and Camilla
Big Ears and Frump Tower
No-one gives a toss

To "Phil of Scotland":
Buy your mushrooms at Tesco
Not from a dealer

new improved menu
let's order a word salad
with varied dressings

show us your good stuff
easy to be a critic
making lame noises

Rubbish rubbish bin
Throw my rubbish here ok
Bin rubbish all day

s.r. i'm flattered
you piss on my grafitti
as if it mattered

so, if you behave
do you think yourself a slave
here endeth the rave

sigh......! to repeat same
the repetition is lame
whatever your name

two heads are better
the first cut is the deepest
if that's what it takes

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Where are you Guy Fawkes?
Please come back now and blow up
The House of Commons

Ring ding ding da-ding
Baa ramba baa baroomba
Do the crazy frog!

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Waves seashells sandy
beaches eagels above
heads

Glass made of paper
lets close it up
so the noise level is contained

Listen small sound
approces with fear

Shopping mall Santa
Hangs around like a bad smell
50 days to go!

skipping small pebbles
across a pristine surface
ripples resonate

interesting voice never listen before mushrooms
can do that

I looked through your site:
Some of the poems are good
But most of them stink

Indian death
Tragic Highway
Was the lizard really there

When door ajar
faces become void
of all logic

Run and hide
caught the sun at evening tide

was feeling feeble
hacking crippling barking cough
lots of muck not lame

Silenced is my love
Thea should I continue
Into the unknown

changed for the better
hope you're feeling much improved
this site surely is

been really butcher's
missing me old china plates
much better here

regards your attacks
sticks and stones may break my bones
but haiku are soft

Flip smooth stone
Ripple start end
life or do they

Wet puddles SPLASHING!!
birds not at site
windows shut hot soup

face in the crowd
did it see me
when all else was lost