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Realities hard
Lives of quite desperation
Steal a Haiku name
Haiku # 33329, November 7, 2005 11:02 am ET
by William Nippress
Haiku # 33328, November 7, 2005 10:04 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33327, November 7, 2005 9:20 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
ibook connection
internet awakening
online freedom
Haiku # 33326, November 7, 2005 1:55 am ET
by Rusty
furious pickup
true and faithful, old and bold
friend who needs a name
Haiku # 33325, November 7, 2005 1:54 am ET
by Rusty
zabadoo-doo-doo
push pineapple shake the tree
sing along with me
Haiku # 33324, November 6, 2005 8:47 pm ET
by black lace
those that can do, do
and those that can't do doo doo
lame zaba doo doo
Haiku # 33323, November 6, 2005 4:02 pm ET
by ash
When Lou tells me it's
A lonely Saturday night,
I can only laugh.
Haiku # 33322, November 6, 2005 1:49 pm ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
You people here, gasp
nuts, every last one,
bah! now I am too
Haiku # 33321, November 6, 2005 12:40 pm ET
by groovski
let's have a party
then i'll really take the cake
and blow your candle
Haiku # 33320, November 6, 2005 10:34 am ET
by affectionately yours
you know what it's like
they all said hitler was mad
but he showed them what
Haiku # 33319, November 6, 2005 10:31 am ET
by ash
you are a lame arse
ev'rybody loves gayman
will be your series
Haiku # 33318, November 6, 2005 10:18 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33317, November 6, 2005 9:12 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33316, November 6, 2005 8:45 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
here you go, master
a beer to dip your wick in
olives up your arse
Haiku # 33315, November 6, 2005 1:42 am ET
by ash
oh you are so lame
just so incredibly lame
and *so* amusing
Haiku # 33314, November 6, 2005 1:39 am ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33313, November 5, 2005 11:31 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33312, November 5, 2005 11:22 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33311, November 5, 2005 11:19 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
ash, thou art my man
no cause for apology
umm... lush is maestro
Haiku # 33310, November 5, 2005 9:01 pm ET
by Lush
who could that be now
lame anonoymous encores
go play with yer trolls
Haiku # 33309, November 5, 2005 8:50 pm ET
by ash
apologies to lush
my comment was re s.r.
the zabadoodle
Haiku # 33308, November 5, 2005 8:47 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33307, November 5, 2005 8:03 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Diaphanous ruse
Those capitalist notions
Hoarding horde of whores
Haiku # 33306, November 5, 2005 7:50 pm ET
by Lush
Why would you assume
That Lush is American?
Quite provincial, ash
Haiku # 33305, November 5, 2005 7:46 pm ET
by Lush
some evolution
what killed the zabadodo
natural selection
Haiku # 33304, November 5, 2005 4:58 pm ET
by ash
more intelligent
than your dimwit president
but equally lame
Haiku # 33303, November 5, 2005 4:56 pm ET
by ash
Sticks, stones and slogans
Agitateurs Argentin
Achieving nothing
Haiku # 33302, November 5, 2005 2:10 pm ET
by Lush
Protruding nipples
Shrunken genitalia
Do you feel a draft?
Haiku # 33301, November 5, 2005 1:34 pm ET
by Lush
lycanthropic feast
devouring fattened piglets
bloody, hairy mess
Haiku # 33300, November 5, 2005 1:27 pm ET
by Lush
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Haiku # 33299, November 5, 2005 10:27 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33298, November 5, 2005 10:26 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33297, November 5, 2005 10:25 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
First I must put five
Is it seven following?
Who the hell knows, eh?
Haiku # 33296, November 5, 2005 6:40 am ET
by Bizarro of England
Charles and Camilla
Big Ears and Frump Tower
No-one gives a toss
Haiku # 33295, November 5, 2005 4:52 am ET
by old sod
To "Phil of Scotland":
Buy your mushrooms at Tesco
Not from a dealer
Haiku # 33294, November 5, 2005 4:15 am ET
by old sod
new improved menu
let's order a word salad
with varied dressings
Haiku # 33293, November 5, 2005 2:25 am ET
by ash
show us your good stuff
easy to be a critic
making lame noises
Haiku # 33292, November 5, 2005 2:17 am ET
by ash
Rubbish rubbish bin
Throw my rubbish here ok
Bin rubbish all day
Haiku # 33291, November 5, 2005 12:37 am ET
by Morieldrake of Somewhere out there...
s.r. i'm flattered
you piss on my grafitti
as if it mattered
Haiku # 33290, November 4, 2005 10:25 pm ET
by ash
so, if you behave
do you think yourself a slave
here endeth the rave
Haiku # 33289, November 4, 2005 10:22 pm ET
by ash
sigh......! to repeat same
the repetition is lame
whatever your name
Haiku # 33288, November 4, 2005 10:13 pm ET
by ash
two heads are better
the first cut is the deepest
if that's what it takes
Haiku # 33287, November 4, 2005 10:10 pm ET
by ash
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Haiku # 33286, November 4, 2005 8:24 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33285, November 4, 2005 8:20 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33284, November 4, 2005 7:09 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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Haiku # 33283, November 4, 2005 7:08 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
Where are you Guy Fawkes?
Please come back now and blow up
The House of Commons
Haiku # 33282, November 4, 2005 1:57 pm ET
by old sod
Ring ding ding da-ding
Baa ramba baa baroomba
Do the crazy frog!
Haiku # 33281, November 4, 2005 1:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 33280, November 4, 2005 1:49 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (Edited by Janis)
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