Airborne with no craft
Concoction floods the mainline
I mock gravity
by Maestro
Whiskey and cola
Impoverished lad's speedball
Gimme smack and coke
by Maestro
he is not violent man
but ho was ten dollars short
she eats through straw now
by plagiarist
What is a poet?
"All balls, no cock." True, Q-Tip.
A Tribe Called Quest rules.
by flipflopchampion of theleftcoastistherightcoast
i think you're so hot
my loins get all a quiver
lets go to the mall
by Dickie
Genocide is fun
If I could be the PM
I'd kill all the welsh
by A Student of Not really
Things that are sucky
Japanese Poetry
Road Pizza Ducky
by Heather
honorable path
holding oneself to account
improves bad haiku
by ash
One two three four five...
See? I can too count! So there!
'ku by the numbers?
by The Count
not only are these
'poets' semi-literate:
they can't even count
by Basho
Words with no context
Codswallop and balderdash
This haiku doth blow
by Maestro
Indescribably
vicious and pernicious were
the smell of his socks.
by The Launderess
Champagne christenings
Velvet ribbons shorn in two
You people are dicks
by Maestro
Dash nomenclature
Illusion of precision
Prefer feast of fists
by Maestro
Please tell me again
How many syllables are
there in a haiku?
by Novus Ogden of NYC
Did she oversleep?
Perhaps it was a Jordan
that took place last night?
Whatever it was
She can't make it in before
its ten twenty four.
by Crash of NYC
Oh my god I'm short
Too tall to be a midget
Stop laughing at me
by Novus Ogden of NYC
Yes, it's a rough life.
I would like some comfort please.
(Yeah, sure, you can lie.)
by Your school librarian of nyc
One's pleasure, one pain.
In politics and in lust,
What's your position?
by Not just another Fucking Politician
You owe four novels,
why would I lend you two more?
Um, seriously.
by Your school librarian of nyc
Diseases are cool
If more folk had diseases
We's all be happy
by A Student of Diseases!
Fine, read seventeen.
When you are older you'll see
why I ordered JANE.
by Your School Librarian of nyc
You take it up the but
In politics
In passion
by SL
I'd rather be gay
Than have George Bush as my pres
wait -- I'm both. I'm fucked.
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku
Three lines
Of 5 7 and 5 syllables
by SL
One thing worse then George W
And the one thing is:
Any Democrat.
by SL
Small Dog On Couch Sat
Fat Woman Did Not Look First
Squish Went Small Dog Fast
by SandmanEsq of NYC
Balls said the Queen
If I only had a set
I
by SL
Tyrannosaurus
Batrachomyomachy
This was a haiku
by Jonafi
In my wave of lust,
Condoms were a distant thought.
Damn you, syphilis!
by Anonymous Poet
You gotta love Bush
It's a great place to be
(Y)
by John of Florida
Leprosy is great
You can't feel pain and you think
That you're immortal
by A Student of Herpes!
If I had TB
Then my lungs would be messed up
It would be so cool
by A Student of Non-sexually transmitted infecions
Meet at Cove Cafe
For stale beer, cappucinos
and dry, week-old cake
by WlhlmnYrk of NYC
potent chemicals
are a poor remedy for
an impotent life
by ash
Lab coat on fire
During an experiment
Goddamn you, Bunsen!
by lazy agronomy student
required textbooks
not on reserve and not cheap =
four months of KD.
by lazy agronomy student
Buzzing phytotron
Killed my sawgrass plants
Another failed lab...
by lazy agronomy student
Eating cantaloupe
while climbing out the window
leads to *can't elope.*
by Wedded Bliss Fruit
Damn, it's been a while.
Haven't been here in three years...
Did you guys miss me?
by frenchy
I like Alzheimers!
Everything is new again!
Who are you people?
by Frenchy
autumn leaves fall slow
i want to jump into them
damn that leafblower
by nasty_b
Princess Fiona
dress she wears but I want some
Leia in Jedi
by onjaysun of frogtown
Fat chick on TV
Drunk with fat chick on me sh*t!
Fat chicks aplenty
by CaptainSkinny
an aging flasher...
so should I retire or just
stick it out awhile
by onjaysun of frogtown (Thx B&T)
the start of the end
i'm not an american
but it gets my vote
by ash
allahu akbar
my god's bigger than your god
deity envy
by ash
It is not a start.
Words full of sound and fury
signifying zip.
by Dissenter
god is such a wag
that's intelligent design ?
blow me, katrina
by ash
