Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 45 Days and 77437 Haiku later...

Meet at Cove Cafe
For stale beer, cappucinos
and dry, week-old cake
Haiku # 32657, September 21, 2005 10:23 am ET
by WlhlmnYrk of NYC
toute de la m
Haiku # 32656, September 20, 2005 10:04 am ET
by ash
potent chemicals
are a poor remedy for
an impotent life
Haiku # 32655, September 20, 2005 9:59 am ET
by ash
Lab coat on fire
During an experiment
Goddamn you, Bunsen!
Haiku # 32654, September 19, 2005 3:54 pm ET
by lazy agronomy student
required textbooks
not on reserve and not cheap =
four months of KD.
Haiku # 32653, September 19, 2005 3:08 pm ET
by lazy agronomy student
Buzzing phytotron
Killed my sawgrass plants
Another failed lab...
Haiku # 32652, September 19, 2005 3:02 pm ET
by lazy agronomy student
Eating cantaloupe
while climbing out the window
leads to *can't elope.*
Haiku # 32651, September 19, 2005 10:11 am ET
by Wedded Bliss Fruit
Damn, it's been a while.
Haven't been here in three years...
Did you guys miss me?
Haiku # 32650, September 18, 2005 10:46 pm ET
by frenchy
I like Alzheimers!
Everything is new again!
Who are you people?
Haiku # 32649, September 18, 2005 10:43 pm ET
by Frenchy
autumn leaves fall slow
i want to jump into them
damn that leafblower
Haiku # 32648, September 17, 2005 11:07 pm ET
by nasty_b
Princess Fiona
dress she wears but I want some
Leia in Jedi
Haiku # 32647, September 15, 2005 2:57 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Fat chick on TV
Drunk with fat chick on me sh*t!
Fat chicks aplenty
Haiku # 32646, September 15, 2005 2:29 am ET
by CaptainSkinny
an aging flasher...
so should I retire or just
stick it out awhile
Haiku # 32645, September 14, 2005 3:19 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown (Thx B&T)
the start of the end
i'm not an american
but it gets my vote
Haiku # 32644, September 14, 2005 10:08 am ET
by ash
allahu akbar
my god's bigger than your god
deity envy
Haiku # 32643, September 14, 2005 10:05 am ET
by ash
It is not a start.
Words full of sound and fury
signifying zip.
Haiku # 32642, September 14, 2005 10:05 am ET
by Dissenter
god is such a wag
that's intelligent design ?
blow me, katrina
Haiku # 32641, September 14, 2005 10:00 am ET
by ash
creativity...
is it limited by age?
does it ever end?
Haiku # 32640, September 14, 2005 10:00 am ET
by An old soul
george says he's sorry
for being such a fuck up
i guess that's a start
Haiku # 32639, September 14, 2005 9:57 am ET
by ash
Really, when I say
"Take it easy", I'm thinking
"What did I do wrong?"
Haiku # 32638, September 14, 2005 4:19 am ET
by Liza Lot of Ohio
in my cranium
somewhere in the frontal lobes
lurk subversive thoughts
Haiku # 32637, September 14, 2005 3:32 am ET
by ash
I have just wasted
Seven seconds of your life
Whilst you have read this
Haiku # 32636, September 12, 2005 7:45 pm ET
by Time Waster
Iraq is such fun
rich people should not pay tax
debt is a good thing
Haiku # 32635, September 12, 2005 5:15 pm ET
by Mort of Paris
numbers are falling
but do you think it's a trend
or just some false stats?
Haiku # 32634, September 12, 2005 2:26 pm ET
by Statistician of Political Currents
strange noise, I blame dog,
he blames me but really just
geese flying over
Haiku # 32633, September 12, 2005 2:05 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Yearning is still there
Maybe medication will help?
I hope it subsides
Haiku # 32632, September 12, 2005 12:48 pm ET
by Jonathan
I had a yearning
To post a haiku on here
Now it's satisfied
Haiku # 32631, September 12, 2005 12:48 pm ET
by Jonathan
Tumescence be damned
Engorged penile tissue, ouch
Priapism's hard
Haiku # 32630, September 11, 2005 7:32 pm ET
by Maestro of Manhattan
differences between
they attract charged particles
yet repel people
Haiku # 32629, September 11, 2005 9:19 am ET
by ash
this life continues
much like many other lives
except more mucus
Haiku # 32628, September 11, 2005 9:10 am ET
by ash
I remember when
a dollar fifty seemed like
way too much for gas
Haiku # 32627, September 9, 2005 9:34 pm ET
by Exxon Mobile Tiger
Don't need no raise or
title Mr. Boss Man, just
them lime Otter Pops
Haiku # 32626, September 9, 2005 4:24 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
i'm sick of coughing
but unless i stop breathing
it's more of the same
Haiku # 32625, September 9, 2005 9:29 am ET
by ash
I don't have a house
Next year I shall be homeless
But still a student
Haiku # 32624, September 8, 2005 5:55 pm ET
by A Student of Housing adverts
Kinda hits you like
a coconut to the head,
Gilligan be dead
Haiku # 32623, September 7, 2005 2:18 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown (miss ya little buddy)
Let's make fossil fuel
from some old admin fossils...
no gas shortage then.
Haiku # 32622, September 7, 2005 7:26 am ET
by Out of Gas Driver
Wanna fill me up,
for a fill-up, Phillip? The
Gas "Ho-in" begins
Haiku # 32621, September 6, 2005 3:48 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
Johann Santana
One two three strikes you are out
That Beaner can pitch
Haiku # 32620, September 5, 2005 10:54 pm ET
by the monkey butler of Pittsburgh
bound to be shaken
no doctor no doctor no
take pussy galore
Haiku # 32619, September 5, 2005 2:42 am ET
by mellie
get shaken and stirred
beware of complex bondage
whilst being rogered
Haiku # 32618, September 5, 2005 1:51 am ET
by ash
Roger Moore may hide
inside the Kornflake box of
Konnery-but-Less
Haiku # 32617, September 4, 2005 5:47 pm ET
by Kornflake haiku revision from Klover
my boobs hurt... somewhere
it must be my period ~
Ghost of Hormone past [.]
Haiku # 32616, September 4, 2005 5:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Roger Moore made hide
inside the Kornflake box called:
Konnery-but-Less
Haiku # 32615, September 4, 2005 4:42 pm ET
by Klover of the o.c.
Beware applying
phenomenological
approaches in God
Haiku # 32614, September 4, 2005 1:37 pm ET
by Mort of Paris
Get back to the house
Let in by someone who should
Not be at home now
Haiku # 32612, September 4, 2005 10:09 am ET
by A Student of She said she was going to the Peak district
Wake up on a train
Why am I in Huddersfield?
I should be in Hull
Haiku # 32611, September 4, 2005 10:06 am ET
by A Student of Alcohol
new orleans ? yo, george !
as successful as iraq
but closer to home
Haiku # 32610, September 4, 2005 6:23 am ET
by ash
lymphomania
some say it's a gland problem
when cancer fucks you
Haiku # 32609, September 4, 2005 6:20 am ET
by ash
zero tolerance
three strikes and you are out Bush
shame shame shame end game
Haiku # 32608, September 4, 2005 3:46 am ET
by mellie
No, I'm not a heff-a-lump
Haiku # 32607, September 4, 2005 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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