You take it up the but
In politics
In passion

I'd rather be gay
Than have George Bush as my pres
wait -- I'm both. I'm fucked.

Haiku
Three lines
Of 5 7 and 5 syllables

One thing worse then George W
And the one thing is:
Any Democrat.

Small Dog On Couch Sat
Fat Woman Did Not Look First
Squish Went Small Dog Fast

Balls said the Queen
If I only had a set
I

Tyrannosaurus
Batrachomyomachy
This was a haiku

In my wave of lust,
Condoms were a distant thought.
Damn you, syphilis!

You gotta love Bush
It's a great place to be
(Y)

Leprosy is great
You can't feel pain and you think
That you're immortal

If I had TB
Then my lungs would be messed up
It would be so cool

Meet at Cove Cafe
For stale beer, cappucinos
and dry, week-old cake

toute de la m

potent chemicals
are a poor remedy for
an impotent life

Lab coat on fire
During an experiment
Goddamn you, Bunsen!

required textbooks
not on reserve and not cheap =
four months of KD.

Buzzing phytotron
Killed my sawgrass plants
Another failed lab...

Eating cantaloupe
while climbing out the window
leads to *can't elope.*

Damn, it's been a while.
Haven't been here in three years...
Did you guys miss me?

I like Alzheimers!
Everything is new again!
Who are you people?

autumn leaves fall slow
i want to jump into them
damn that leafblower

Princess Fiona
dress she wears but I want some
Leia in Jedi

Fat chick on TV
Drunk with fat chick on me sh*t!
Fat chicks aplenty

an aging flasher...
so should I retire or just
stick it out awhile

the start of the end
i'm not an american
but it gets my vote

allahu akbar
my god's bigger than your god
deity envy

It is not a start.
Words full of sound and fury
signifying zip.

god is such a wag
that's intelligent design ?
blow me, katrina

creativity...
is it limited by age?
does it ever end?

george says he's sorry
for being such a fuck up
i guess that's a start

Really, when I say
"Take it easy", I'm thinking
"What did I do wrong?"

in my cranium
somewhere in the frontal lobes
lurk subversive thoughts

I have just wasted
Seven seconds of your life
Whilst you have read this

Iraq is such fun
rich people should not pay tax
debt is a good thing

numbers are falling
but do you think it's a trend
or just some false stats?

strange noise, I blame dog,
he blames me but really just
geese flying over

Yearning is still there
Maybe medication will help?
I hope it subsides

I had a yearning
To post a haiku on here
Now it's satisfied

Tumescence be damned
Engorged penile tissue, ouch
Priapism's hard

differences between
they attract charged particles
yet repel people

this life continues
much like many other lives
except more mucus

I remember when
a dollar fifty seemed like
way too much for gas

Don't need no raise or
title Mr. Boss Man, just
them lime Otter Pops

i'm sick of coughing
but unless i stop breathing
it's more of the same

I don't have a house
Next year I shall be homeless
But still a student

Kinda hits you like
a coconut to the head,
Gilligan be dead

Let's make fossil fuel
from some old admin fossils...
no gas shortage then.

Wanna fill me up,
for a fill-up, Phillip? The
Gas "Ho-in" begins

Johann Santana
One two three strikes you are out
That Beaner can pitch

bound to be shaken
no doctor no doctor no
take pussy galore