Haiku
Three lines
Of 5 7 and 5 syllables
by SL
One thing worse then George W
And the one thing is:
Any Democrat.
by SL
Small Dog On Couch Sat
Fat Woman Did Not Look First
Squish Went Small Dog Fast
by SandmanEsq of NYC
Balls said the Queen
If I only had a set
I
by SL
Tyrannosaurus
Batrachomyomachy
This was a haiku
by Jonafi
In my wave of lust,
Condoms were a distant thought.
Damn you, syphilis!
by Anonymous Poet
You gotta love Bush
It's a great place to be
(Y)
by John of Florida
Leprosy is great
You can't feel pain and you think
That you're immortal
by A Student of Herpes!
If I had TB
Then my lungs would be messed up
It would be so cool
by A Student of Non-sexually transmitted infecions
Meet at Cove Cafe
For stale beer, cappucinos
and dry, week-old cake
by WlhlmnYrk of NYC
potent chemicals
are a poor remedy for
an impotent life
by ash
Lab coat on fire
During an experiment
Goddamn you, Bunsen!
by lazy agronomy student
required textbooks
not on reserve and not cheap =
four months of KD.
by lazy agronomy student
Buzzing phytotron
Killed my sawgrass plants
Another failed lab...
by lazy agronomy student
Eating cantaloupe
while climbing out the window
leads to *can't elope.*
by Wedded Bliss Fruit
Damn, it's been a while.
Haven't been here in three years...
Did you guys miss me?
by frenchy
I like Alzheimers!
Everything is new again!
Who are you people?
by Frenchy
autumn leaves fall slow
i want to jump into them
damn that leafblower
by nasty_b
Princess Fiona
dress she wears but I want some
Leia in Jedi
by onjaysun of frogtown
Fat chick on TV
Drunk with fat chick on me sh*t!
Fat chicks aplenty
by CaptainSkinny
an aging flasher...
so should I retire or just
stick it out awhile
by onjaysun of frogtown (Thx B&T)
the start of the end
i'm not an american
but it gets my vote
by ash
allahu akbar
my god's bigger than your god
deity envy
by ash
It is not a start.
Words full of sound and fury
signifying zip.
by Dissenter
god is such a wag
that's intelligent design ?
blow me, katrina
by ash
creativity...
is it limited by age?
does it ever end?
by An old soul
george says he's sorry
for being such a fuck up
i guess that's a start
by ash
Really, when I say
"Take it easy", I'm thinking
"What did I do wrong?"
by Liza Lot of Ohio
in my cranium
somewhere in the frontal lobes
lurk subversive thoughts
by ash
I have just wasted
Seven seconds of your life
Whilst you have read this
by Time Waster
Iraq is such fun
rich people should not pay tax
debt is a good thing
by Mort of Paris
numbers are falling
but do you think it's a trend
or just some false stats?
by Statistician of Political Currents
strange noise, I blame dog,
he blames me but really just
geese flying over
by onjaysun of frogtown
Yearning is still there
Maybe medication will help?
I hope it subsides
by Jonathan
I had a yearning
To post a haiku on here
Now it's satisfied
by Jonathan
Tumescence be damned
Engorged penile tissue, ouch
Priapism's hard
by Maestro of Manhattan
differences between
they attract charged particles
yet repel people
by ash
this life continues
much like many other lives
except more mucus
by ash
I remember when
a dollar fifty seemed like
way too much for gas
by Exxon Mobile Tiger
Don't need no raise or
title Mr. Boss Man, just
them lime Otter Pops
by onjaysun of frogtown
i'm sick of coughing
but unless i stop breathing
it's more of the same
by ash
I don't have a house
Next year I shall be homeless
But still a student
by A Student of Housing adverts
Kinda hits you like
a coconut to the head,
Gilligan be dead
by onjaysun of frogtown (miss ya little buddy)
Let's make fossil fuel
from some old admin fossils...
no gas shortage then.
by Out of Gas Driver
Wanna fill me up,
for a fill-up, Phillip? The
Gas "Ho-in" begins
by onjaysun of frogtown
Johann Santana
One two three strikes you are out
That Beaner can pitch
by the monkey butler of Pittsburgh
bound to be shaken
no doctor no doctor no
take pussy galore
by mellie
get shaken and stirred
beware of complex bondage
whilst being rogered
by ash
Roger Moore may hide
inside the Kornflake box of
Konnery-but-Less
by Kornflake haiku revision from Klover
