Whiskey and cola
Impoverished lad's speedball
Gimme smack and coke

he is not violent man
but ho was ten dollars short
she eats through straw now

What is a poet?
"All balls, no cock." True, Q-Tip.
A Tribe Called Quest rules.

i think you're so hot
my loins get all a quiver
lets go to the mall

Genocide is fun
If I could be the PM
I'd kill all the welsh

Things that are sucky
Japanese Poetry
Road Pizza Ducky

honorable path
holding oneself to account
improves bad haiku

One two three four five...
See? I can too count! So there!
'ku by the numbers?

not only are these
'poets' semi-literate:
they can't even count

Words with no context
Codswallop and balderdash
This haiku doth blow

Indescribably
vicious and pernicious were
the smell of his socks.

Champagne christenings
Velvet ribbons shorn in two
You people are dicks

Dash nomenclature
Illusion of precision
Prefer feast of fists

Please tell me again
How many syllables are
there in a haiku?

Did she oversleep?
Perhaps it was a Jordan
that took place last night?

Whatever it was
She can't make it in before
its ten twenty four.

Oh my god I'm short
Too tall to be a midget
Stop laughing at me

Yes, it's a rough life.
I would like some comfort please.
(Yeah, sure, you can lie.)

One's pleasure, one pain.
In politics and in lust,
What's your position?

You owe four novels,
why would I lend you two more?
Um, seriously.

Diseases are cool
If more folk had diseases
We's all be happy

Fine, read seventeen.
When you are older you'll see
why I ordered JANE.

You take it up the but
In politics
In passion

I'd rather be gay
Than have George Bush as my pres
wait -- I'm both. I'm fucked.

Haiku
Three lines
Of 5 7 and 5 syllables

One thing worse then George W
And the one thing is:
Any Democrat.

Small Dog On Couch Sat
Fat Woman Did Not Look First
Squish Went Small Dog Fast

Balls said the Queen
If I only had a set
I

Tyrannosaurus
Batrachomyomachy
This was a haiku

In my wave of lust,
Condoms were a distant thought.
Damn you, syphilis!

You gotta love Bush
It's a great place to be
(Y)

Leprosy is great
You can't feel pain and you think
That you're immortal

If I had TB
Then my lungs would be messed up
It would be so cool

Meet at Cove Cafe
For stale beer, cappucinos
and dry, week-old cake

toute de la m

potent chemicals
are a poor remedy for
an impotent life

Lab coat on fire
During an experiment
Goddamn you, Bunsen!

required textbooks
not on reserve and not cheap =
four months of KD.

Buzzing phytotron
Killed my sawgrass plants
Another failed lab...

Eating cantaloupe
while climbing out the window
leads to *can't elope.*

Damn, it's been a while.
Haven't been here in three years...
Did you guys miss me?

I like Alzheimers!
Everything is new again!
Who are you people?

autumn leaves fall slow
i want to jump into them
damn that leafblower

Princess Fiona
dress she wears but I want some
Leia in Jedi

Fat chick on TV
Drunk with fat chick on me sh*t!
Fat chicks aplenty

an aging flasher...
so should I retire or just
stick it out awhile

the start of the end
i'm not an american
but it gets my vote

allahu akbar
my god's bigger than your god
deity envy

It is not a start.
Words full of sound and fury
signifying zip.

god is such a wag
that's intelligent design ?
blow me, katrina

creativity...
is it limited by age?
does it ever end?