Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
We let them float free
Cast words on the Internet
For all to steer by
Haiku # 31887 June 7, 2003 5:24 am ET
by William Nippress
31870, 31873, 31874, 31875, 31877, 31880, not mine:
Haiku # 31886 June 7, 2003 5:11 am ET
by William Nippress
5-7-5 is
proper bad haiku tempo
not like Martix 2...
Haiku # 31885 June 7, 2003 5:00 am ET
by 3q2u
little black tufts
blossom like dandelions
from the corners
of my nostrils
Haiku # 31884 June 7, 2003 4:45 am ET
by offpeak808 of taiwan
.....he-she is quite hurt
and thus seeks to exact his
........vile retribution
Haiku # 31883 June 6, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by ronin@gocheckoutnihm
......i propose to change
the name of this site to that
........of (a) digital zoo
Haiku # 31882 June 6, 2003 11:02 pm ET
by ronin@comichaiku.com of comedyreliefassociation
Affen ohne Senf
Sie haben kein Bratw
Haiku # 31881 June 6, 2003 8:41 pm ET
by A Student of Poor german (and much alcohol)
dale earnhardt is gawwwwwwd!
Haiku # 31880 June 6, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31879 June 6, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-MEISTER (yes, the real one but hadda change my name a bit)
I like trailer trash dirt bags, becuz
I am one!! My trailer smells like
fried food and cigarettes just like
all of my clothes. When I get up in
the morning I put on my BUM
Equipment sweatshirt and my
British Knight hi tops and my
DeKalb ball hat....then I go to the
bar and sit for hours with my
buddies drinkin' and smokin'. Then
we all pile into my 1976 Trans Am
and head to the REO Speedwagon
concert..Hell yeah!!!
Haiku # 31878 June 6, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
kewlness
Haiku # 31877 June 6, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
I need to get a mullet hair cut and
smoke marlboros cause that way
i could get the foxes...
Haiku # 31876 June 6, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
kewl
Haiku # 31875 June 6, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
I think I would like to visit a
monestary, cuz it would be a good
vacation for me and SF....
we could go on a honeymoon and
stuff and see the sites and all
the monks and things....yaaaay us!
Haiku # 31874 June 6, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
i believe in birds and trees and
love with the same sex partner..
yaaaaaay meeeee!
Haiku # 31873 June 6, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
Cant Sell A Joke Or Two
Have To Live In An Electronic
Market With One
Haiku # 31872 June 6, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by samhain
Whoever Is Posting As Me
Please Refrain, It Is Really Sad
What You Are Doing Here. Not All
Of Us Are The Same Person
Haiku # 31871 June 6, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by samhain
WHERE'S MY BEAU SF? HAS HE
RUN OUT ON ME? HE'S GOT TO PAY
CHILD SUPPORT AT LEAST!!! HE
KNOCKED ME UP REAL GOOD!!
Haiku # 31870 June 6, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
Salt Water Hand Shakes
Extra Spring Time Lobster Wrecks
The Mail Man Wears Buttons
Haiku # 31869 June 6, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by samhain
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31868 June 6, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (in the flesh)
Worlds going to end
Please don
Haiku # 31867 June 6, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bathing's for losers
I grow fungus on my balls
Tea and crumpets please
Haiku # 31866 June 6, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by Limey
Where Is The Smoking Gun
That Tore Your Heart Out
Like Fools Eating Silly Putty
Haiku # 31865 June 6, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by samhain
watching over
hacking your ip and email
address as you type
thank you
Haiku # 31864 June 6, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by administration port 40153/4 of admin.4088//87
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31863 June 6, 2003 1:40 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (the real one)
well, accept the chaos
and respond with your own
words, weave him into the
fabric of the Goddess
Haiku # 31862 June 6, 2003 11:53 am ET
by Mox
God damn it man, I'm
enjoying it, but disco is
undead, not dead
Haiku # 31861 June 6, 2003 11:42 am ET
by Mox
it shakes with a steady chaos
and jabbers on coherently letting alone and bullying in style giving me an idea of what I've been like
here...somehow I feel the urge to be nicer
Haiku # 31859 June 6, 2003 11:39 am ET
by Mox
tilts head, hack man is
driving me crazy with the
feeling of a 'ku...
Haiku # 31857 June 6, 2003 11:32 am ET
by Mox
I'm not sure it's real
chaos, it's just very loud
well, typing of sorts
Haiku # 31856 June 6, 2003 11:30 am ET
by Moxie
chaos existed
long before the order came
but, all that rambling?

I have seen a form
in chaos, resembling an
order of some sorts
Haiku # 31854 June 6, 2003 11:28 am ET
by Mox
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31846 June 6, 2003 11:16 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (the really real one, accept no substitutes)
Sheila Newton is a very bad
person. She didn't get anything
from her kids for mothers day..
because she was a very bad
mother. She is pretty dumb too..
all her kids wanted was a little
love. But she would rather be with
Scott in Texas and ignore her kids
completely...how sad..
Haiku # 31845 June 6, 2003 11:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Where is Sheila Newton?
Round Rock Texas. She went there
to get away from her children.
They don't understand why, but
they do know they don't love her
anymore.
Haiku # 31844 June 6, 2003 11:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And Then Along Came Satan
Wearing Gold And Silver
The Great Deceiver
Haiku # 31842 June 6, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain
Frighten Digs Deep Shine
Wandering Vamps In Obscurity
Did You Know Nixon's Alibi?
Haiku # 31841 June 6, 2003 11:05 am ET
by samhain
Wrong Turn = Death
Road Lost Me And Dealt Pain
Fear Killed The Messenger
Haiku # 31840 June 6, 2003 11:04 am ET
by samhain
Dead Cell Floats In My Brain
Pooling The Blood Life Wasted
Giving Credence To Insanity
Haiku # 31839 June 6, 2003 11:03 am ET
by samhain
dying of the light
no energy for raging
i'll whimper instead
Haiku # 31838 June 6, 2003 11:02 am ET
by sexually frustrated
one thing the Beats tried
to do was live life as they
did, too much, extremes?

I note how each one
died, I believe to repent
but they made a choice...
Haiku # 31837 June 6, 2003 10:33 am ET
by Mox
I like this list thing
but I think the folks are right
for renew haiku...
Haiku # 31836 June 6, 2003 10:19 am ET
by Mox
maybe there needs to
be a web site for bad rants
and dadaists right...
Haiku # 31835 June 6, 2003 10:17 am ET
by Mox of ...around now, using location to put the excess syllables...
one minute you're here
another minute you're gone
temporary life
Haiku # 31834 June 6, 2003 9:59 am ET
by ash
hey that was funny
after that I feel so good
I did it two times
Haiku # 31833 June 6, 2003 9:03 am ET
by mellie
what is happening?
this used to be badhaiku
now it seems it's not
Haiku # 31832 June 6, 2003 9:00 am ET
by mellie, feeling... well, I wont say what I'm feeling
what is happening?
this used to be badhaiku
now it seems it's not
Haiku # 31831 June 6, 2003 9:00 am ET
by mellie, feeling... well, I wont say what I'm feeling
twat cunt pussy stinky stink
Haiku # 31829 June 6, 2003 8:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 31826 June 6, 2003 8:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31825 June 6, 2003 8:01 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (the real one)
The management
Haiku # 31824 June 6, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress