Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #31878
I like trailer trash dirt bags, becuz
I am one!! My trailer smells like
fried food and cigarettes just like
all of my clothes. When I get up in
the morning I put on my BUM
Equipment sweatshirt and my
British Knight hi tops and my
DeKalb ball hat....then I go to the
bar and sit for hours with my
buddies drinkin' and smokin'. Then
we all pile into my 1976 Trans Am
and head to the REO Speedwagon
concert..Hell yeah!!!
Haiku #31878
Posted: June 6, 2003 4:13 pm ET
Poet & location: sexually frustrated