I need to get a mullet hair cut and
smoke marlboros cause that way
i could get the foxes...

kewl

I think I would like to visit a
monestary, cuz it would be a good
vacation for me and SF....
we could go on a honeymoon and
stuff and see the sites and all
the monks and things....yaaaay us!

i believe in birds and trees and
love with the same sex partner..
yaaaaaay meeeee!

Cant Sell A Joke Or Two
Have To Live In An Electronic
Market With One

Whoever Is Posting As Me
Please Refrain, It Is Really Sad
What You Are Doing Here. Not All
Of Us Are The Same Person

WHERE'S MY BEAU SF? HAS HE
RUN OUT ON ME? HE'S GOT TO PAY
CHILD SUPPORT AT LEAST!!! HE
KNOCKED ME UP REAL GOOD!!

Salt Water Hand Shakes
Extra Spring Time Lobster Wrecks
The Mail Man Wears Buttons

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Worlds going to end
Please don

Bathing's for losers
I grow fungus on my balls
Tea and crumpets please

Where Is The Smoking Gun
That Tore Your Heart Out
Like Fools Eating Silly Putty

watching over
hacking your ip and email
address as you type
thank you

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

well, accept the chaos
and respond with your own
words, weave him into the
fabric of the Goddess

God damn it man, I'm
enjoying it, but disco is
undead, not dead

it shakes with a steady chaos
and jabbers on coherently letting alone and bullying in style giving me an idea of what I've been like
here...somehow I feel the urge to be nicer

tilts head, hack man is
driving me crazy with the
feeling of a 'ku...

I'm not sure it's real
chaos, it's just very loud
well, typing of sorts

chaos existed
long before the order came
but, all that rambling?

I have seen a form
in chaos, resembling an
order of some sorts

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Sheila Newton is a very bad
person. She didn't get anything
from her kids for mothers day..
because she was a very bad
mother. She is pretty dumb too..
all her kids wanted was a little
love. But she would rather be with
Scott in Texas and ignore her kids
completely...how sad..

Where is Sheila Newton?
Round Rock Texas. She went there
to get away from her children.
They don't understand why, but
they do know they don't love her
anymore.

And Then Along Came Satan
Wearing Gold And Silver
The Great Deceiver

Frighten Digs Deep Shine
Wandering Vamps In Obscurity
Did You Know Nixon's Alibi?

Wrong Turn = Death
Road Lost Me And Dealt Pain
Fear Killed The Messenger

Dead Cell Floats In My Brain
Pooling The Blood Life Wasted
Giving Credence To Insanity

dying of the light
no energy for raging
i'll whimper instead

one thing the Beats tried
to do was live life as they
did, too much, extremes?

I note how each one
died, I believe to repent
but they made a choice...

I like this list thing
but I think the folks are right
for renew haiku...

maybe there needs to
be a web site for bad rants
and dadaists right...

one minute you're here
another minute you're gone
temporary life

hey that was funny
after that I feel so good
I did it two times

what is happening?
this used to be badhaiku
now it seems it's not

what is happening?
this used to be badhaiku
now it seems it's not

twat cunt pussy stinky stink

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Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

The management

Causality Wills
Where are you when I need you?
Changed your direction?

Haikus who writes them
Where are all the really good?
Can

Windows on the world
Legal, You saw it here first
Copywrite by me

That ones on special
Just a dollar ninety five
Make cheque

Strings of attachment
Pull me back to my old home
Childhood

Well there you have it
Anyone want to buy some
Really Bad haiku

Well excuse me now
Whilst I get on with my life
Writing bad haikus
( for a living)

Philosophers R Us
Southern Belly, Butsgonesouth,
Carley, Californian Bum, Love you SF, dad, and many many more.
All at different times will be waiting for YOU!

No not you as such
It

You

Its the names that change
But the story stays the same
Were watching just you