Causality Wills
Where are you when I need you?
Changed your direction?

Haikus who writes them
Where are all the really good?
Can

Windows on the world
Legal, You saw it here first
Copywrite by me

That ones on special
Just a dollar ninety five
Make cheque

Strings of attachment
Pull me back to my old home
Childhood

Well there you have it
Anyone want to buy some
Really Bad haiku

Well excuse me now
Whilst I get on with my life
Writing bad haikus
( for a living)

Philosophers R Us
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Carley, Californian Bum, Love you SF, dad, and many many more.
All at different times will be waiting for YOU!

No not you as such
It

You

Its the names that change
But the story stays the same
Were watching just you

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You

No insight, no thought
Believe me what they say is right
Its so so boring

Oh I don

Typing endless lists
Just to stave off the salt tears
Why me, why me, why?

Fighting back the tears
Crimson mist before his eyes
Types and calls for mum

Streams of sad abuse
Not the best way to start day
And it is boring

31699, 31700, not mine:

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hmm, I actually like
the stuff ZABADOOEY did,
but, he needs to whipe up
the cum stain he left behind...
dadaism is sweet but kind of
causes STDs of the artistic kind...

in the haiku bell
curve of life, some are bells, some
just NOISY CLAPPERS

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

where the heck is jimmy j.j.
walker when you need him??

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

FORD, CHEVY, LIKE A ROCK,
BUICK, CADILLAC, LEXUS,
MERCEDES BENZ, JAGUAR,
FERRARI, PORSCHE, MASSARATI,
BENTLEY, ROLLS ROYCE, MAZDA
MIADA DEL SOL ENFUEGO NOVA,
CHRYSLER, PONTIAC, INFINITY,
MERCURY SABLE, SATURN, DODGE
RAM, OLDMOBILE, HUMMER, JEEP
GRAND JEROKEEE LOREDO,
PATHFINDER, RANGE ROVER, BEND
OVER, DURANGO, ISUZU TROOPER

go smoke a pole

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

dale earnhardt is god
Haiku #31768, by sexually frustrated (with a mullet hair cut)

June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET


Haiku #31767, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
TO MYSELF

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY BORING

Haiku #31765, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




GENERAL ELECTRIC, ENRON,
WORLD COM, PHILLIP MORRIS,
CLEAR CHANNEL, WAL MART, NIKE
REEBOK, BARNES AND NOBLE,
BORDERS, XEROX, EASTMAN
KODAK, DOW, NASDAQ, SP 500,
MERRIL LYNCH, SOLOMON SMITH
AND BARNEY, MORGAN STANLEY
DEAN WITTER, ONE INVESTER AT
A TIME, DI TECH DOT COM, FOR
LOW INTEREST RATES, SPAM
Haiku #31763, by ZABADOOEY

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
KNOWN ONLY TO MAN

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY REIGN

UH, CHUMP BOY..READ THE FIRST
LETTER OF EACH SENTANCE..DUH
Haiku #31762, by ZABADOOEY

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




31759 haiku submitted in 6 years and 205 days
Haiku #31761, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:40 pm ET




I CREATE BORING CRAP ...AND THE
SIMPLE MINDED FOLLOW..JUST
LOOK AT YOU ALL..IN AN UPROAR
OVER WORDS I HAVE SAID..HOW
SIMPLE MINDED YOU ALL ARE

Haiku #31760, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
KNOWN ONLY TO MAN

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY REIGN

dale earnhardt is god

by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET

by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET

FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
TO MYSELF

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY BORING

by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

31759 haiku submitted in 6 years and 205 days

I CREATE BORING CRAP ...AND THE
SIMPLE MINDED FOLLOW..JUST
LOOK AT YOU ALL..IN AN UPROAR
OVER WORDS I HAVE SAID..HOW
SIMPLE MINDED YOU ALL ARE

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.

The played candles run.
A triumph walks then stars clash.
A priest plunders men.

Sometimes black snow turns.
Forever, happiness sings.
The birds scold gold winds.

Christ hell be doing his laundy list next
Underpants, shirts, Padipads, boring

Roughly, the boats break.
Small good sheep badly scold heat.
Kindly gold eyes sing.

A tree flusters hail.
A candle sometimes fears mud.
The good ships carouse.

SATISFACTION IS MINE TO BE
SAVORED...HAHAHAAAAA!!

Badly, the dogs splash.
Turning smoke roughly hunts hell.
A white judge hunts men.

Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.