Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
i believe in birds and trees and
love with the same sex partner..
yaaaaaay meeeee!
Haiku # 31873 June 6, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
Cant Sell A Joke Or Two
Have To Live In An Electronic
Market With One
Haiku # 31872 June 6, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by samhain
Whoever Is Posting As Me
Please Refrain, It Is Really Sad
What You Are Doing Here. Not All
Of Us Are The Same Person
Haiku # 31871 June 6, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by samhain
WHERE'S MY BEAU SF? HAS HE
RUN OUT ON ME? HE'S GOT TO PAY
CHILD SUPPORT AT LEAST!!! HE
KNOCKED ME UP REAL GOOD!!
Haiku # 31870 June 6, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
Salt Water Hand Shakes
Extra Spring Time Lobster Wrecks
The Mail Man Wears Buttons
Haiku # 31869 June 6, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by samhain
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31868 June 6, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (in the flesh)
Worlds going to end
Please don
Haiku # 31867 June 6, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bathing's for losers
I grow fungus on my balls
Tea and crumpets please
Haiku # 31866 June 6, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by Limey
Where Is The Smoking Gun
That Tore Your Heart Out
Like Fools Eating Silly Putty
Haiku # 31865 June 6, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by samhain
watching over
hacking your ip and email
address as you type
thank you
Haiku # 31864 June 6, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by administration port 40153/4 of admin.4088//87
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31863 June 6, 2003 1:40 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (the real one)
well, accept the chaos
and respond with your own
words, weave him into the
fabric of the Goddess
Haiku # 31862 June 6, 2003 11:53 am ET
by Mox
God damn it man, I'm
enjoying it, but disco is
undead, not dead
Haiku # 31861 June 6, 2003 11:42 am ET
by Mox
it shakes with a steady chaos
and jabbers on coherently letting alone and bullying in style giving me an idea of what I've been like
here...somehow I feel the urge to be nicer
Haiku # 31859 June 6, 2003 11:39 am ET
by Mox
tilts head, hack man is
driving me crazy with the
feeling of a 'ku...
Haiku # 31857 June 6, 2003 11:32 am ET
by Mox
I'm not sure it's real
chaos, it's just very loud
well, typing of sorts
Haiku # 31856 June 6, 2003 11:30 am ET
by Moxie
chaos existed
long before the order came
but, all that rambling?

I have seen a form
in chaos, resembling an
order of some sorts
Haiku # 31854 June 6, 2003 11:28 am ET
by Mox
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31846 June 6, 2003 11:16 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (the really real one, accept no substitutes)
Sheila Newton is a very bad
person. She didn't get anything
from her kids for mothers day..
because she was a very bad
mother. She is pretty dumb too..
all her kids wanted was a little
love. But she would rather be with
Scott in Texas and ignore her kids
completely...how sad..
Haiku # 31845 June 6, 2003 11:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Where is Sheila Newton?
Round Rock Texas. She went there
to get away from her children.
They don't understand why, but
they do know they don't love her
anymore.
Haiku # 31844 June 6, 2003 11:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And Then Along Came Satan
Wearing Gold And Silver
The Great Deceiver
Haiku # 31842 June 6, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain
Frighten Digs Deep Shine
Wandering Vamps In Obscurity
Did You Know Nixon's Alibi?
Haiku # 31841 June 6, 2003 11:05 am ET
by samhain
Wrong Turn = Death
Road Lost Me And Dealt Pain
Fear Killed The Messenger
Haiku # 31840 June 6, 2003 11:04 am ET
by samhain
Dead Cell Floats In My Brain
Pooling The Blood Life Wasted
Giving Credence To Insanity
Haiku # 31839 June 6, 2003 11:03 am ET
by samhain
dying of the light
no energy for raging
i'll whimper instead
Haiku # 31838 June 6, 2003 11:02 am ET
by sexually frustrated
one thing the Beats tried
to do was live life as they
did, too much, extremes?

I note how each one
died, I believe to repent
but they made a choice...
Haiku # 31837 June 6, 2003 10:33 am ET
by Mox
I like this list thing
but I think the folks are right
for renew haiku...
Haiku # 31836 June 6, 2003 10:19 am ET
by Mox
maybe there needs to
be a web site for bad rants
and dadaists right...
Haiku # 31835 June 6, 2003 10:17 am ET
by Mox of ...around now, using location to put the excess syllables...
one minute you're here
another minute you're gone
temporary life
Haiku # 31834 June 6, 2003 9:59 am ET
by ash
hey that was funny
after that I feel so good
I did it two times
Haiku # 31833 June 6, 2003 9:03 am ET
by mellie
what is happening?
this used to be badhaiku
now it seems it's not
Haiku # 31832 June 6, 2003 9:00 am ET
by mellie, feeling... well, I wont say what I'm feeling
what is happening?
this used to be badhaiku
now it seems it's not
Haiku # 31831 June 6, 2003 9:00 am ET
by mellie, feeling... well, I wont say what I'm feeling
twat cunt pussy stinky stink
Haiku # 31829 June 6, 2003 8:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 31826 June 6, 2003 8:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31825 June 6, 2003 8:01 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (the real one)
The management
Haiku # 31824 June 6, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Causality Wills
Where are you when I need you?
Changed your direction?
Haiku # 31823 June 6, 2003 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Haikus who writes them
Where are all the really good?
Can
Haiku # 31822 June 6, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Windows on the world
Legal, You saw it here first
Copywrite by me
Haiku # 31821 June 6, 2003 3:50 am ET
by William Nippress
That ones on special
Just a dollar ninety five
Make cheque
Haiku # 31820 June 6, 2003 3:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Strings of attachment
Pull me back to my old home
Childhood
Haiku # 31819 June 6, 2003 3:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Well there you have it
Anyone want to buy some
Really Bad haiku
Haiku # 31818 June 6, 2003 3:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Well excuse me now
Whilst I get on with my life
Writing bad haikus
( for a living)
Haiku # 31817 June 6, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Philosophers R Us
Southern Belly, Butsgonesouth,
Carley, Californian Bum, Love you SF, dad, and many many more.
All at different times will be waiting for YOU!
Haiku # 31816 June 6, 2003 3:30 am ET
by Limey
No not you as such
It
Haiku # 31815 June 6, 2003 3:29 am ET
by Limey
You
Haiku # 31814 June 6, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Its the names that change
But the story stays the same
Were watching just you
Haiku # 31813 June 6, 2003 3:25 am ET
by Limey






















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Haiku # 31812 June 6, 2003 3:11 am ET
by you all need help! of This info will benefit many here.....
You
Haiku # 31811 June 6, 2003 3:08 am ET
by William Nippress
No insight, no thought
Believe me what they say is right
Its so so boring
Haiku # 31810 June 6, 2003 3:03 am ET
by William Nippress