Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
Where are you when I need you?
Changed your direction?
Legal, You saw it here first
Copywrite by me
Just a dollar ninety five
Make cheque
Pull me back to my old home
Childhood
Anyone want to buy some
Really Bad haiku
Whilst I get on with my life
Writing bad haikus
( for a living)
Southern Belly, Butsgonesouth,
Carley, Californian Bum, Love you SF, dad, and many many more.
All at different times will be waiting for YOU!
But the story stays the same
Were watching just you
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Believe me what they say is right Its so so boring by Typing endless lists
Just to stave off the salt tears Why me, why me, why? by Fighting back the tears
Crimson mist before his eyes Types and calls for mum by Streams of sad abuse
Not the best way to start day And it is boring by hmm, I actually like the stuff ZABADOOEY did, but, he needs to whipe up the cum stain he left behind... dadaism is sweet but kind of causes STDs of the artistic kind... by in the haiku bell
curve of life, some are bells, some just NOISY CLAPPERS by Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows. Spring clashes a hand. by Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows. Spring clashes a hand. by Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows. Spring clashes a hand. by FORD, CHEVY, LIKE A ROCK,
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Summer flusters huge arrows. Spring clashes a hand. by dale earnhardt is god
Haiku #31768, by sexually frustrated (with a mullet hair cut) June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET by sexually frustrated June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET Haiku #31764, by William Nippress June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET Haiku #31767, by sexually frustrated June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET by sexually frustrated June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET Haiku #31764, by William Nippress June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH TO MYSELF YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNDER NEATH MY BORING Haiku #31765, by sexually frustrated June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET by sexually frustrated June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET Haiku #31764, by William Nippress June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET GENERAL ELECTRIC, ENRON, WORLD COM, PHILLIP MORRIS, CLEAR CHANNEL, WAL MART, NIKE REEBOK, BARNES AND NOBLE, BORDERS, XEROX, EASTMAN KODAK, DOW, NASDAQ, SP 500, MERRIL LYNCH, SOLOMON SMITH AND BARNEY, MORGAN STANLEY DEAN WITTER, ONE INVESTER AT A TIME, DI TECH DOT COM, FOR LOW INTEREST RATES, SPAM Haiku #31763, by ZABADOOEY June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH KNOWN ONLY TO MAN YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNDER NEATH MY REIGN UH, CHUMP BOY..READ THE FIRST LETTER OF EACH SENTANCE..DUH Haiku #31762, by ZABADOOEY June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET 31759 haiku submitted in 6 years and 205 days Haiku #31761, by Anonymous Poet June 5, 2003 5:40 pm ET I CREATE BORING CRAP ...AND THE SIMPLE MINDED FOLLOW..JUST LOOK AT YOU ALL..IN AN UPROAR OVER WORDS I HAVE SAID..HOW SIMPLE MINDED YOU ALL ARE Haiku #31760, by sexually frustrated June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH KNOWN ONLY TO MAN YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNDER NEATH MY REIGN by by sexually frustrated
June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET Haiku #31764, by William Nippress June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET by by sexually frustrated
June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET Haiku #31764, by William Nippress June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET by FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH TO MYSELF YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS OVER AND OVER AGAIN UNDER NEATH MY BORING by Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows. Spring clashes a hand. by Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows. Spring clashes a hand. by I CREATE BORING CRAP ...AND THE
SIMPLE MINDED FOLLOW..JUST LOOK AT YOU ALL..IN AN UPROAR OVER WORDS I HAVE SAID..HOW SIMPLE MINDED YOU ALL ARE by Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows. Spring clashes a hand. by Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows. Spring clashes a hand. by Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows. Spring clashes a hand. by The played candles run.
A triumph walks then stars clash. A priest plunders men. by Sometimes black snow turns.
Forever, happiness sings. The birds scold gold winds. by Christ hell be doing his laundy list next
Underpants, shirts, Padipads, boring by Roughly, the boats break.
Small good sheep badly scold heat. Kindly gold eyes sing. by A tree flusters hail.
A candle sometimes fears mud. The good ships carouse. by Badly, the dogs splash.
Turning smoke roughly hunts hell. A white judge hunts men. by | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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