dale earnhardt is god
Haiku #31768, by sexually frustrated (with a mullet hair cut)

June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET


Haiku #31767, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
TO MYSELF

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY BORING

Haiku #31765, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




GENERAL ELECTRIC, ENRON,
WORLD COM, PHILLIP MORRIS,
CLEAR CHANNEL, WAL MART, NIKE
REEBOK, BARNES AND NOBLE,
BORDERS, XEROX, EASTMAN
KODAK, DOW, NASDAQ, SP 500,
MERRIL LYNCH, SOLOMON SMITH
AND BARNEY, MORGAN STANLEY
DEAN WITTER, ONE INVESTER AT
A TIME, DI TECH DOT COM, FOR
LOW INTEREST RATES, SPAM
Haiku #31763, by ZABADOOEY

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
KNOWN ONLY TO MAN

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY REIGN

UH, CHUMP BOY..READ THE FIRST
LETTER OF EACH SENTANCE..DUH
Haiku #31762, by ZABADOOEY

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




31759 haiku submitted in 6 years and 205 days
Haiku #31761, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:40 pm ET




I CREATE BORING CRAP ...AND THE
SIMPLE MINDED FOLLOW..JUST
LOOK AT YOU ALL..IN AN UPROAR
OVER WORDS I HAVE SAID..HOW
SIMPLE MINDED YOU ALL ARE

Haiku #31760, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
KNOWN ONLY TO MAN

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY REIGN