Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
Sometimes black snow turns.
Forever, happiness sings.
The birds scold gold winds.
Haiku # 31755 June 5, 2003 5:35 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Christ hell be doing his laundy list next
Underpants, shirts, Padipads, boring
Haiku # 31754 June 5, 2003 5:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Roughly, the boats break.
Small good sheep badly scold heat.
Kindly gold eyes sing.
Haiku # 31753 June 5, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
A tree flusters hail.
A candle sometimes fears mud.
The good ships carouse.
Haiku # 31752 June 5, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
SATISFACTION IS MINE TO BE
SAVORED...HAHAHAAAAA!!
Haiku # 31751 June 5, 2003 5:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Badly, the dogs splash.
Turning smoke roughly hunts hell.
A white judge hunts men.
Haiku # 31750 June 5, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31749 June 5, 2003 5:27 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Burning midnight waits.
Shadows start hail or mud works.
Fair prayers retire.
Haiku # 31748 June 5, 2003 5:26 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Cruel journeys sing.
Rough, blue arrows kiss midnight.
The lovers move snow.
Haiku # 31747 June 5, 2003 5:25 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
All for now you bore
Well just leave you for a while
Oh but well be back
Haiku # 31746 June 5, 2003 5:24 pm ET
by Southern Belly Butsgonesouth Limey and co
Greenly, a boat talks.
The fair flowers turn landscapes.
Sad oxen sprout hail.
Haiku # 31745 June 5, 2003 5:23 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Hands slickly melt pears.
Pears set however mud walks.
Hell talks yet men wait.
Haiku # 31744 June 5, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
The tall oxen melt.
Playing spices start the priests.
A child catches sheep.
Haiku # 31743 June 5, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (the real one)
We know who we are
We know who you are from your
Predictable style
(God he's so boring)
Haiku # 31742 June 5, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by Limey
we all know it's you
Haiku # 31741 June 5, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by Limey
Indifference plays.
Green prospects splash or heat sets.
A petal wakes eyes.
Haiku # 31740 June 5, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
You can run SF but you cant hide
Haiku # 31739 June 5, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Limey
Ships wait but snow sings.
The cats loiter for smoke turns.
Strange duets flutter.
Haiku # 31738 June 5, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Pears twist fearing truth.
Blossom strokes indifference.
A green frog splashes.
Haiku # 31737 June 5, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS. YOU ALL
BELONG TO ME. I'M STARTING to
be boring WHO WANTS TO JOIN.
Haiku # 31736 June 5, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm new here. what is this all
about?
Haiku # 31735 June 5, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by hello kitty
cunt fuck pussy dick lick it really
good
Haiku # 31734 June 5, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS. YOU ALL
BELONG TO ME. I'M STARTING to
be a cunt WHO WANTS TO JOIN.
Haiku # 31733 June 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The full arrows break.
Badly starting, women sing.
Sheep offer landscapes.
Haiku # 31732 June 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Profiles fluster hell.
Apples work but midday sings.
Twisting breasts fear truth.
Haiku # 31731 June 5, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
OH...SF THE fool
I SMELLED THE FUNK UP IN HERE..
GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!
HAAAA, HAAAAA!
Haiku # 31730 June 5, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31729 June 5, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Lakes bite a huge ship.
The cities offer slick smoke.
Fragrant water melts.
Haiku # 31728 June 5, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Tough operas wake.
Tepid short, green women set.
Leaden midnight burns.
Haiku # 31727 June 5, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blackly, prayers slip.
Asses splash but lovers walk.
Men stop walked armies.
Haiku # 31726 June 5, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I control you. bow at my feet!
Haiku # 31725 June 5, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by Limey
The petals flutter.
Rain hunts returned eagerness.
The angels carouse.
Haiku # 31724 June 5, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Twisted petals fall.
Wise, broken love plunders earth.
Ice turns but rain waits.
Haiku # 31723 June 5, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Got you again stupid
Haiku # 31722 June 5, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Limey
One last go
Its EMULATION is the SINCEREST form of flattery
You EXTRA BORING MORON
Haiku # 31721 June 5, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Southern Belly
no, it's imitation and all of you are
morons.
Haiku # 31719 June 5, 2003 4:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hot and itchy box
moving, getting bit by black
widows...could be worst
Haiku # 31717 June 5, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by onjaysun (boxes light and no hangover)
Sorry that
Haiku # 31716 June 5, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by Southern Belly
Its emulation you moron
Haiku # 31715 June 5, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by Southern Belly
Orangutan But
A new type of diesis from deep south
See it in my jeans
Haiku # 31714 June 5, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Butsgonesouth
Where did he go to
His mum must have called him in
No more play tonight
Haiku # 31712 June 5, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Southern Belly
South
Haiku # 31711 June 5, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by Butsgonesouth
BLAH, BLAH, YAKKITY SMAKITY...
SHUT UP PUNK! THIS IS MY HOUSE,
NOT YOURS....GET OUT OF HERE!
Boring
Haiku # 31709 June 5, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by Southern Belly
Who are you? You bore
Who yanked your chain from on high
Get yourself a life

BORRRRRRRRRRRING!! HA, HAAA
HAAAA, HOOOOOO HEEEEEE!
I am a fuck head
Haiku # 31707 June 5, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Southern Belly
Who are you? You bore
Who yanked your chain from on high
Get yourself a life
Haiku # 31705 June 5, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Southern Belly
A trivial g-string
Starts off at the bottom of
the nile never killed the top

Haiku # 31704 June 5, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by Martha Stewart
A trivial listing
Starts off at the bottom pile
Never reached the top
Haiku # 31703 June 5, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Chewing on a bug
Not letting its wings touch me
Not tasting this rich bugs life
Haiku # 31701 June 5, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by Connie Chung
Bouncing my super ball
out in the street
thinking i need sumpin to eat
or it should be discreet
maybe a beet
or when i go to bed, a sheet
please dont delete
until then we meet
so please be descrete
Haiku # 31700 June 5, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Wiliam Nippress
Me and SF, bestest buddies in the
world. I will follow and worship him
as long as the world turns
Haiku # 31699 June 5, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by William Nippress of not mine