Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 56 Days and 77446 Haiku later...

The tall oxen melt.
Playing spices start the priests.
A child catches sheep.
Haiku # 31743, June 5, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (the real one)
We know who we are
We know who you are from your
Predictable style
(God he's so boring)
Haiku # 31742, June 5, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by Limey
we all know it's you
Haiku # 31741, June 5, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by Limey
Indifference plays.
Green prospects splash or heat sets.
A petal wakes eyes.
Haiku # 31740, June 5, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
You can run SF but you cant hide
Haiku # 31739, June 5, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Limey
Ships wait but snow sings.
The cats loiter for smoke turns.
Strange duets flutter.
Haiku # 31738, June 5, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Pears twist fearing truth.
Blossom strokes indifference.
A green frog splashes.
Haiku # 31737, June 5, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS. YOU ALL
BELONG TO ME. I'M STARTING to
be boring WHO WANTS TO JOIN.
Haiku # 31736, June 5, 2003 5:15 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i'm new here. what is this all
about?
Haiku # 31735, June 5, 2003 5:14 pm ET
by hello kitty
cunt fuck pussy dick lick it really
good
Haiku # 31734, June 5, 2003 5:12 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
ACCEPT NO IMITATIONS. YOU ALL
BELONG TO ME. I'M STARTING to
be a cunt WHO WANTS TO JOIN.
Haiku # 31733, June 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
The full arrows break.
Badly starting, women sing.
Sheep offer landscapes.
Haiku # 31732, June 5, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Profiles fluster hell.
Apples work but midday sings.
Twisting breasts fear truth.
Haiku # 31731, June 5, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
OH...SF THE fool
I SMELLED THE FUNK UP IN HERE..
GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!
HAAAA, HAAAAA!
Haiku # 31730, June 5, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31729, June 5, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Lakes bite a huge ship.
The cities offer slick smoke.
Fragrant water melts.
Haiku # 31728, June 5, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Tough operas wake.
Tepid short, green women set.
Leaden midnight burns.
Haiku # 31727, June 5, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blackly, prayers slip.
Asses splash but lovers walk.
Men stop walked armies.
Haiku # 31726, June 5, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I control you. bow at my feet!
Haiku # 31725, June 5, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by Limey
The petals flutter.
Rain hunts returned eagerness.
The angels carouse.
Haiku # 31724, June 5, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Twisted petals fall.
Wise, broken love plunders earth.
Ice turns but rain waits.
Haiku # 31723, June 5, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Got you again stupid
Haiku # 31722, June 5, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Limey
One last go
Its EMULATION is the SINCEREST form of flattery
You EXTRA BORING MORON
Haiku # 31721, June 5, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Southern Belly
no, it's imitation and all of you are
morons.
Haiku # 31719, June 5, 2003 4:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hot and itchy box
moving, getting bit by black
widows...could be worst
Haiku # 31717, June 5, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by onjaysun (boxes light and no hangover)
Sorry that
Haiku # 31716, June 5, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by Southern Belly
Its emulation you moron
Haiku # 31715, June 5, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by Southern Belly
Orangutan But
A new type of diesis from deep south
See it in my jeans
Haiku # 31714, June 5, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Butsgonesouth
Where did he go to
His mum must have called him in
No more play tonight
Haiku # 31712, June 5, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Southern Belly
South
Haiku # 31711, June 5, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by Butsgonesouth
BLAH, BLAH, YAKKITY SMAKITY...
SHUT UP PUNK! THIS IS MY HOUSE,
NOT YOURS....GET OUT OF HERE!
Boring
Haiku # 31709, June 5, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by Southern Belly
Who are you? You bore
Who yanked your chain from on high
Get yourself a life

BORRRRRRRRRRRING!! HA, HAAA
HAAAA, HOOOOOO HEEEEEE!
I am a fuck head
Haiku # 31707, June 5, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Southern Belly
Who are you? You bore
Who yanked your chain from on high
Get yourself a life
Haiku # 31705, June 5, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Southern Belly
A trivial g-string
Starts off at the bottom of
the nile never killed the top

Haiku # 31704, June 5, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by Martha Stewart
A trivial listing
Starts off at the bottom pile
Never reached the top
Haiku # 31703, June 5, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Chewing on a bug
Not letting its wings touch me
Not tasting this rich bugs life
Haiku # 31701, June 5, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by Connie Chung
Bouncing my super ball
out in the street
thinking i need sumpin to eat
or it should be discreet
maybe a beet
or when i go to bed, a sheet
please dont delete
until then we meet
so please be descrete
Haiku # 31700, June 5, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Wiliam Nippress
Me and SF, bestest buddies in the
world. I will follow and worship him
as long as the world turns
Haiku # 31699, June 5, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by William Nippress of not mine
Chewing on a bite
Not letting it touch the sides
Not tasting this rich life
Haiku # 31698, June 5, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by William Nippress
Teeming with small life
I swim in the pond of life
Risking infection
Haiku # 31695, June 5, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
Life
Haiku # 31693, June 5, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
Throw myself off high
Dropping down fast like a stone
Knew I could fly
Haiku # 31692, June 5, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by William Nippress
Testing all my strength
Cautiously I spread my wings
Edge nearer the rim
Haiku # 31691, June 5, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
Trials on the Internet
A full test of endurance
The feeble minded won
Haiku # 31690, June 5, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by Southern Belly
31643, 31645, 31647, 31647, 31649, 31651, 31663, 31664, not mine:
Haiku # 31689, June 5, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by William Nippress
mox is not fine wine
doesn't get better with age
quite the opposite
Haiku # 31688, June 5, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sing a hymn to god
he is not unlike ourselves
he needs a good laugh
Haiku # 31687, June 5, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
get your tubes tied bitch
i'm cutting off the species
one bitch at a time
Haiku # 31686, June 5, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
since the dawn of man
over and over again
the same dumb mistake
Haiku # 31685, June 5, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
thanks for having me
now you don't have to look at
your failing marriage
Haiku # 31684, June 5, 2003 2:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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