Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
Profiles fluster hell.
Apples work but midday sings.
Twisting breasts fear truth.
Haiku # 31731 June 5, 2003 5:07 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
OH...SF THE fool
I SMELLED THE FUNK UP IN HERE..
GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!
HAAAA, HAAAAA!
Haiku # 31730 June 5, 2003 5:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31729 June 5, 2003 5:05 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Lakes bite a huge ship.
The cities offer slick smoke.
Fragrant water melts.
Haiku # 31728 June 5, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Tough operas wake.
Tepid short, green women set.
Leaden midnight burns.
Haiku # 31727 June 5, 2003 5:04 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Blackly, prayers slip.
Asses splash but lovers walk.
Men stop walked armies.
Haiku # 31726 June 5, 2003 5:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I control you. bow at my feet!
Haiku # 31725 June 5, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by Limey
The petals flutter.
Rain hunts returned eagerness.
The angels carouse.
Haiku # 31724 June 5, 2003 5:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Twisted petals fall.
Wise, broken love plunders earth.
Ice turns but rain waits.
Haiku # 31723 June 5, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Got you again stupid
Haiku # 31722 June 5, 2003 5:00 pm ET
by Limey
One last go
Its EMULATION is the SINCEREST form of flattery
You EXTRA BORING MORON
Haiku # 31721 June 5, 2003 4:59 pm ET
by Southern Belly
no, it's imitation and all of you are
morons.
Haiku # 31719 June 5, 2003 4:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hot and itchy box
moving, getting bit by black
widows...could be worst
Haiku # 31717 June 5, 2003 4:55 pm ET
by onjaysun (boxes light and no hangover)
Sorry that
Haiku # 31716 June 5, 2003 4:54 pm ET
by Southern Belly
Its emulation you moron
Haiku # 31715 June 5, 2003 4:50 pm ET
by Southern Belly
Orangutan But
A new type of diesis from deep south
See it in my jeans
Haiku # 31714 June 5, 2003 4:49 pm ET
by Butsgonesouth
Where did he go to
His mum must have called him in
No more play tonight
Haiku # 31712 June 5, 2003 4:44 pm ET
by Southern Belly
South
Haiku # 31711 June 5, 2003 4:40 pm ET
by Butsgonesouth
BLAH, BLAH, YAKKITY SMAKITY...
SHUT UP PUNK! THIS IS MY HOUSE,
NOT YOURS....GET OUT OF HERE!
Boring
Haiku # 31709 June 5, 2003 4:32 pm ET
by Southern Belly
Who are you? You bore
Who yanked your chain from on high
Get yourself a life

BORRRRRRRRRRRING!! HA, HAAA
HAAAA, HOOOOOO HEEEEEE!
I am a fuck head
Haiku # 31707 June 5, 2003 4:30 pm ET
by Southern Belly
Who are you? You bore
Who yanked your chain from on high
Get yourself a life
Haiku # 31705 June 5, 2003 4:22 pm ET
by Southern Belly
A trivial g-string
Starts off at the bottom of
the nile never killed the top

Haiku # 31704 June 5, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by Martha Stewart
A trivial listing
Starts off at the bottom pile
Never reached the top
Haiku # 31703 June 5, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Chewing on a bug
Not letting its wings touch me
Not tasting this rich bugs life
Haiku # 31701 June 5, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by Connie Chung
Bouncing my super ball
out in the street
thinking i need sumpin to eat
or it should be discreet
maybe a beet
or when i go to bed, a sheet
please dont delete
until then we meet
so please be descrete
Haiku # 31700 June 5, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Wiliam Nippress
Me and SF, bestest buddies in the
world. I will follow and worship him
as long as the world turns
Haiku # 31699 June 5, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by William Nippress of not mine
Chewing on a bite
Not letting it touch the sides
Not tasting this rich life
Haiku # 31698 June 5, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by William Nippress
Teeming with small life
I swim in the pond of life
Risking infection
Haiku # 31695 June 5, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
Life
Haiku # 31693 June 5, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
Throw myself off high
Dropping down fast like a stone
Knew I could fly
Haiku # 31692 June 5, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by William Nippress
Testing all my strength
Cautiously I spread my wings
Edge nearer the rim
Haiku # 31691 June 5, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
Trials on the Internet
A full test of endurance
The feeble minded won
Haiku # 31690 June 5, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by Southern Belly
31643, 31645, 31647, 31647, 31649, 31651, 31663, 31664, not mine:
Haiku # 31689 June 5, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by William Nippress
mox is not fine wine
doesn't get better with age
quite the opposite
Haiku # 31688 June 5, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sing a hymn to god
he is not unlike ourselves
he needs a good laugh
Haiku # 31687 June 5, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
get your tubes tied bitch
i'm cutting off the species
one bitch at a time
Haiku # 31686 June 5, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
since the dawn of man
over and over again
the same dumb mistake
Haiku # 31685 June 5, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
thanks for having me
now you don't have to look at
your failing marriage
Haiku # 31684 June 5, 2003 2:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
there was too much love
between mommy and daddy
so i'm the run-off
Haiku # 31683 June 5, 2003 2:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (too much love my ass, you just got bored with marriage and needed me to entertain you bastards)
why do you want kids?
because you find no meaning
within your own life
Haiku # 31682 June 5, 2003 2:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (cruel, isn't birthing children to quell your own inner void and loneliness)
i cherish my flaws
no social homogeny
not now, not ever
Haiku # 31681 June 5, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my approaching death
will it truly be the end
one can only hope
Haiku # 31680 June 5, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i get sad sometimes
the world is yearning for love
where shall we find it
Haiku # 31679 June 5, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (give yourself a hug)
i am outgoing
i like candle-lit dinners
and walks on the beach
Haiku # 31678 June 5, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (any comers)
i love to write words
writing is self expression
unless you are mox
Haiku # 31677 June 5, 2003 2:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (or whatever your name is)
I can hear Ben Stein
saying "oh...wow..." in his dry
manner right now, I feel
Haiku # 31676 June 5, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by Mox of bueller? bueller?
oh, a challenge,
wow...
Haiku # 31675 June 5, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Mox
Zabadooey, I don't care
keep masturbating your words on this website
I'll take pictures and sell
them to some gay porn site for cheap
Haiku # 31674 June 5, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Mox
Shortly bad spring talks.
Softly, a foolish star walks.
A kind vampire burns
Haiku # 31673 June 5, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
william writes a lot of things
doesn't he?
Haiku # 31672 June 5, 2003 1:37 pm ET
by Mox