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Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
A trivial g-string
Starts off at the bottom of
the nile never killed the top

Haiku # 31704 June 5, 2003 4:21 pm ET
by Martha Stewart
A trivial listing
Starts off at the bottom pile
Never reached the top
Haiku # 31703 June 5, 2003 4:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Chewing on a bug
Not letting its wings touch me
Not tasting this rich bugs life
Haiku # 31701 June 5, 2003 4:17 pm ET
by Connie Chung
Bouncing my super ball
out in the street
thinking i need sumpin to eat
or it should be discreet
maybe a beet
or when i go to bed, a sheet
please dont delete
until then we meet
so please be descrete
Haiku # 31700 June 5, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by Wiliam Nippress
Me and SF, bestest buddies in the
world. I will follow and worship him
as long as the world turns
Haiku # 31699 June 5, 2003 4:14 pm ET
by William Nippress of not mine
Chewing on a bite
Not letting it touch the sides
Not tasting this rich life
Haiku # 31698 June 5, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by William Nippress
Teeming with small life
I swim in the pond of life
Risking infection
Haiku # 31695 June 5, 2003 4:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
Life
Haiku # 31693 June 5, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
Throw myself off high
Dropping down fast like a stone
Knew I could fly
Haiku # 31692 June 5, 2003 4:04 pm ET
by William Nippress
Testing all my strength
Cautiously I spread my wings
Edge nearer the rim
Haiku # 31691 June 5, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
Trials on the Internet
A full test of endurance
The feeble minded won
Haiku # 31690 June 5, 2003 3:51 pm ET
by Southern Belly
31643, 31645, 31647, 31647, 31649, 31651, 31663, 31664, not mine:
Haiku # 31689 June 5, 2003 3:44 pm ET
by William Nippress
mox is not fine wine
doesn't get better with age
quite the opposite
Haiku # 31688 June 5, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sing a hymn to god
he is not unlike ourselves
he needs a good laugh
Haiku # 31687 June 5, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
get your tubes tied bitch
i'm cutting off the species
one bitch at a time
Haiku # 31686 June 5, 2003 2:52 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
since the dawn of man
over and over again
the same dumb mistake
Haiku # 31685 June 5, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
thanks for having me
now you don't have to look at
your failing marriage
Haiku # 31684 June 5, 2003 2:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
there was too much love
between mommy and daddy
so i'm the run-off
Haiku # 31683 June 5, 2003 2:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (too much love my ass, you just got bored with marriage and needed me to entertain you bastards)
why do you want kids?
because you find no meaning
within your own life
Haiku # 31682 June 5, 2003 2:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (cruel, isn't birthing children to quell your own inner void and loneliness)
i cherish my flaws
no social homogeny
not now, not ever
Haiku # 31681 June 5, 2003 2:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
my approaching death
will it truly be the end
one can only hope
Haiku # 31680 June 5, 2003 2:30 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i get sad sometimes
the world is yearning for love
where shall we find it
Haiku # 31679 June 5, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (give yourself a hug)
i am outgoing
i like candle-lit dinners
and walks on the beach
Haiku # 31678 June 5, 2003 2:17 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (any comers)
i love to write words
writing is self expression
unless you are mox
Haiku # 31677 June 5, 2003 2:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (or whatever your name is)
I can hear Ben Stein
saying "oh...wow..." in his dry
manner right now, I feel
Haiku # 31676 June 5, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by Mox of bueller? bueller?
oh, a challenge,
wow...
Haiku # 31675 June 5, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Mox
Zabadooey, I don't care
keep masturbating your words on this website
I'll take pictures and sell
them to some gay porn site for cheap
Haiku # 31674 June 5, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Mox
Shortly bad spring talks.
Softly, a foolish star walks.
A kind vampire burns
Haiku # 31673 June 5, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
william writes a lot of things
doesn't he?
Haiku # 31672 June 5, 2003 1:37 pm ET
by Mox
There is no pain, except that
which is not experienced, and that which was lost due to lack of trust
Haiku # 31670 June 5, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Mox
small town baptist
says one thing about love
and goes on like a little kiss ass
sucking the marrow out of the trust
in any
God
Haiku # 31669 June 5, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Mox
(well, I am impressed
by my own writing then if
"someone" was willing to steal
it, save the good stuff for myself
and let these guys think they have me!)
Haiku # 31668 June 5, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Mox
the thief comes quickly
through the night and writing
is competition, ass kissing
and who gets the contract
and who dies penniless fired from
a warehouse waiting, for the new seed
Haiku # 31667 June 5, 2003 1:33 pm ET
by Mox
doesn't matter who wrote
it, what matters is, the words
were said, and here they are
to be splattered for all

the internet is just a giant
grafitti machine for digital
spray cans...
Haiku # 31666 June 5, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by Mox
the man in the mountain fell
down, 9/11 saw the end of the Trade Centers, and people
show their true fear ridden selves
now, survive in the job, trade yourself in for a worthless piece of paper, when a drive into the lake is the best choice, and the car sinks, and death is a relaxing ride
and the terrorists thought they were in heaven, they have nothing and gave others nothing except questions, pain and history
Haiku # 31665 June 5, 2003 1:30 pm ET
by Mox
quiet coffehouses
with damned intellectual
idle chatter, thank God
for them
Haiku # 31664 June 5, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William ( I wrote this) Nippress
woman comes over
after hearing rumor, she says
quietly trying to approach by
her rules the person involved
the Average American lives in
fear, of their own intellect
so to be safe remains a fool
Haiku # 31663 June 5, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
quiet coffehouses
with damned intellectual
idle chatter, thank God
for them
Haiku # 31662 June 5, 2003 1:28 pm ET
by Mox
woman comes over
after hearing rumor, she says
quietly trying to approach by
her rules the person involved
the Average American lives in
fear, of their own intellect
so to be safe remains a fool
Haiku # 31661 June 5, 2003 1:27 pm ET
by Mox
this is the road to
hell, hanging with the wrong
crowd and letting them

tear you to shreds
and answering back with
words like razors...

one can only say "kill myself"
too many times then get
sick of it themselves
Haiku # 31660 June 5, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by Mox
death by hanging
causes ejaculations in the male
and in the female, just death

some feel the need to
go only some of the way
for some perverse pleasure
Haiku # 31659 June 5, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by Mox
I want to put down
William here for joining the crowd
they slight each other
and call each other names
like children on line
words words words...
one more insecure comic hanging
in a noose, I am probably mad
Haiku # 31658 June 5, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by Mox
If people keep feeding
the trolls, the only thing that stops
them is a diet of humble pie
Haiku # 31657 June 5, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by Mox
well, life ain't a rose garden
and rumors will fly in the town of Rockland...perhaps someone will
buy it all up and kick the fishermen out
Haiku # 31656 June 5, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by Mox
everyone here is too
self obcessed, including myself
close to losing another job
here over a couple of jerks
who know how to say slights
aside and get me talking to them
and getting myself in trouble

If I had never reacted to anyone here

slash slash, bleed bleed?
damn rainy thursdays
Haiku # 31655 June 5, 2003 1:21 pm ET
by Mox
people will keep playing
one up with each other here
and the words and the
feelings, are different
Haiku # 31654 June 5, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by Miffed
My binoculars
can see into your soul, fool
and they see monkeys
Haiku # 31653 June 5, 2003 12:31 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I am a pimp
Haiku # 31651 June 5, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
"Feeeeelings, nothing more than
feeeelings!" (singing to SF)
Haiku # 31649 June 5, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Luv
SF
Cuz
He's
Kewl
Haiku # 31648 June 5, 2003 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress