Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 78 Days and 78054 Haiku later...
oh, a challenge,
wow...
Haiku # 31675 June 5, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Mox
Zabadooey, I don't care
keep masturbating your words on this website
I'll take pictures and sell
them to some gay porn site for cheap
Haiku # 31674 June 5, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Mox
Shortly bad spring talks.
Softly, a foolish star walks.
A kind vampire burns
Haiku # 31673 June 5, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
william writes a lot of things
doesn't he?
Haiku # 31672 June 5, 2003 1:37 pm ET
by Mox
There is no pain, except that
which is not experienced, and that which was lost due to lack of trust
Haiku # 31670 June 5, 2003 1:36 pm ET
by Mox
small town baptist
says one thing about love
and goes on like a little kiss ass
sucking the marrow out of the trust
in any
God
Haiku # 31669 June 5, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Mox
(well, I am impressed
by my own writing then if
"someone" was willing to steal
it, save the good stuff for myself
and let these guys think they have me!)
Haiku # 31668 June 5, 2003 1:34 pm ET
by Mox
the thief comes quickly
through the night and writing
is competition, ass kissing
and who gets the contract
and who dies penniless fired from
a warehouse waiting, for the new seed
Haiku # 31667 June 5, 2003 1:33 pm ET
by Mox
doesn't matter who wrote
it, what matters is, the words
were said, and here they are
to be splattered for all

the internet is just a giant
grafitti machine for digital
spray cans...
Haiku # 31666 June 5, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by Mox
the man in the mountain fell
down, 9/11 saw the end of the Trade Centers, and people
show their true fear ridden selves
now, survive in the job, trade yourself in for a worthless piece of paper, when a drive into the lake is the best choice, and the car sinks, and death is a relaxing ride
and the terrorists thought they were in heaven, they have nothing and gave others nothing except questions, pain and history
Haiku # 31665 June 5, 2003 1:30 pm ET
by Mox
quiet coffehouses
with damned intellectual
idle chatter, thank God
for them
Haiku # 31664 June 5, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William ( I wrote this) Nippress
woman comes over
after hearing rumor, she says
quietly trying to approach by
her rules the person involved
the Average American lives in
fear, of their own intellect
so to be safe remains a fool
Haiku # 31663 June 5, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
quiet coffehouses
with damned intellectual
idle chatter, thank God
for them
Haiku # 31662 June 5, 2003 1:28 pm ET
by Mox
woman comes over
after hearing rumor, she says
quietly trying to approach by
her rules the person involved
the Average American lives in
fear, of their own intellect
so to be safe remains a fool
Haiku # 31661 June 5, 2003 1:27 pm ET
by Mox
this is the road to
hell, hanging with the wrong
crowd and letting them

tear you to shreds
and answering back with
words like razors...

one can only say "kill myself"
too many times then get
sick of it themselves
Haiku # 31660 June 5, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by Mox
death by hanging
causes ejaculations in the male
and in the female, just death

some feel the need to
go only some of the way
for some perverse pleasure
Haiku # 31659 June 5, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by Mox
I want to put down
William here for joining the crowd
they slight each other
and call each other names
like children on line
words words words...
one more insecure comic hanging
in a noose, I am probably mad
Haiku # 31658 June 5, 2003 1:24 pm ET
by Mox
If people keep feeding
the trolls, the only thing that stops
them is a diet of humble pie
Haiku # 31657 June 5, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by Mox
well, life ain't a rose garden
and rumors will fly in the town of Rockland...perhaps someone will
buy it all up and kick the fishermen out
Haiku # 31656 June 5, 2003 1:22 pm ET
by Mox
everyone here is too
self obcessed, including myself
close to losing another job
here over a couple of jerks
who know how to say slights
aside and get me talking to them
and getting myself in trouble

If I had never reacted to anyone here

slash slash, bleed bleed?
damn rainy thursdays
Haiku # 31655 June 5, 2003 1:21 pm ET
by Mox
people will keep playing
one up with each other here
and the words and the
feelings, are different
Haiku # 31654 June 5, 2003 1:19 pm ET
by Miffed
My binoculars
can see into your soul, fool
and they see monkeys
Haiku # 31653 June 5, 2003 12:31 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I am a pimp
Haiku # 31651 June 5, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
"Feeeeelings, nothing more than
feeeelings!" (singing to SF)
Haiku # 31649 June 5, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Luv
SF
Cuz
He's
Kewl
Haiku # 31648 June 5, 2003 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
SF and I are getting married in a
"Star Wars" themed ceremoney.
It will truly be a gay event!
Haiku # 31647 June 5, 2003 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
"Go Zabadooey, it's your birthday,
gonna sip Bacardi like it's your
birthday"
50 cent, from Get Rich or Die
Trying
Haiku # 31645 June 5, 2003 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
I love the works of the great
Zabadooey. He has been a great
influenc in my life
Haiku # 31643 June 5, 2003 11:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Boring, boring, bord
Time to change the record SF
And your other names
Haiku # 31641 June 5, 2003 9:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Round and round he goes
Boring hell out of us all
Each name just the same
Haiku # 31640 June 5, 2003 9:45 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Same words used again
So too are all the Phrases
After little time
Haiku # 31639 June 5, 2003 9:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Larson, stinky, and
SF, Zabadooey too
All are one we know!
Haiku # 31638 June 5, 2003 9:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
SF crossly writes!
But no one said it was you?
Your too self obsessed
Haiku # 31637 June 5, 2003 9:36 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Don't mock the monkeys
they are overworked by Nipps
writing 'his' haiku
Haiku # 31636 June 5, 2003 8:57 am ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Pity him he
Haiku # 31632 June 5, 2003 3:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 31631 June 5, 2003 3:45 am ET
by William Nippress
His world is shrinking
He
Haiku # 31630 June 5, 2003 3:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Probably past help
Distrusted by everyone
His course has been set
Haiku # 31629 June 5, 2003 3:39 am ET
by William Nippress
His Paranoia
Grows with each imagined slight challenge to himself
Haiku # 31628 June 5, 2003 3:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Walls are closing in
So wrapped up in his tired angst
Nothing will he see
Haiku # 31627 June 5, 2003 3:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Not seeing his distress
How heartless his parents must be
Self absorbed no doubt
Haiku # 31626 June 5, 2003 3:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Screams for attention
Just like any lonely child
Pity for his mind
Haiku # 31625 June 5, 2003 3:24 am ET
by William Nippress
Self-delusional
He sees himself a champion
Others see the truth
Haiku # 31624 June 5, 2003 3:22 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 31623 June 5, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Summersaults hoarsely
Voicing his dull opinions
No one wants to read
Haiku # 31622 June 5, 2003 3:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Exercising thoughts
He
Haiku # 31621 June 5, 2003 3:12 am ET
by William Nippress
Southern gulf my pitch
United Arab Emirates
Qatar and Oman
Haiku # 31620 June 5, 2003 3:04 am ET
by William Nippress
Subtle diversions
Takes away all the attention
Leaves me on my own
Haiku # 31619 June 5, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Dark speckled blue sky
This brilliant sunshine morning
Must clean the windows
Haiku # 31618 June 5, 2003 2:57 am ET
by William Nippress
True sun worshiper
Catching the early morning
My dog lays stretched out
Haiku # 31617 June 5, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress