Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #31772
FORD, CHEVY, LIKE A ROCK,
BUICK, CADILLAC, LEXUS,
MERCEDES BENZ, JAGUAR,
FERRARI, PORSCHE, MASSARATI,
BENTLEY, ROLLS ROYCE, MAZDA
MIADA DEL SOL ENFUEGO NOVA,
CHRYSLER, PONTIAC, INFINITY,
MERCURY SABLE, SATURN, DODGE
RAM, OLDMOBILE, HUMMER, JEEP
GRAND JEROKEEE LOREDO,
PATHFINDER, RANGE ROVER, BEND
OVER, DURANGO, ISUZU TROOPER
Haiku #31772
Posted: June 5, 2003 5:45 pm ET
Poet & location: sexually frustrated