Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 57 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

And Then Along Came Satan
Wearing Gold And Silver
The Great Deceiver
Haiku # 31842, June 6, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain
Frighten Digs Deep Shine
Wandering Vamps In Obscurity
Did You Know Nixon's Alibi?
Haiku # 31841, June 6, 2003 11:05 am ET
by samhain
Wrong Turn = Death
Road Lost Me And Dealt Pain
Fear Killed The Messenger
Haiku # 31840, June 6, 2003 11:04 am ET
by samhain
Dead Cell Floats In My Brain
Pooling The Blood Life Wasted
Giving Credence To Insanity
Haiku # 31839, June 6, 2003 11:03 am ET
by samhain
dying of the light
no energy for raging
i'll whimper instead
Haiku # 31838, June 6, 2003 11:02 am ET
by sexually frustrated
one thing the Beats tried
to do was live life as they
did, too much, extremes?

I note how each one
died, I believe to repent
but they made a choice...
Haiku # 31837, June 6, 2003 10:33 am ET
by Mox
I like this list thing
but I think the folks are right
for renew haiku...
Haiku # 31836, June 6, 2003 10:19 am ET
by Mox
maybe there needs to
be a web site for bad rants
and dadaists right...
Haiku # 31835, June 6, 2003 10:17 am ET
by Mox of ...around now, using location to put the excess syllables...
one minute you're here
another minute you're gone
temporary life
Haiku # 31834, June 6, 2003 9:59 am ET
by ash
hey that was funny
after that I feel so good
I did it two times
Haiku # 31833, June 6, 2003 9:03 am ET
by mellie
what is happening?
this used to be badhaiku
now it seems it's not
Haiku # 31832, June 6, 2003 9:00 am ET
by mellie, feeling... well, I wont say what I'm feeling
what is happening?
this used to be badhaiku
now it seems it's not
Haiku # 31831, June 6, 2003 9:00 am ET
by mellie, feeling... well, I wont say what I'm feeling
twat cunt pussy stinky stink
Haiku # 31829, June 6, 2003 8:27 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 31826, June 6, 2003 8:02 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31825, June 6, 2003 8:01 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (the real one)
The management
Haiku # 31824, June 6, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Causality Wills
Where are you when I need you?
Changed your direction?
Haiku # 31823, June 6, 2003 3:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Haikus who writes them
Where are all the really good?
Can
Haiku # 31822, June 6, 2003 3:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Windows on the world
Legal, You saw it here first
Copywrite by me
Haiku # 31821, June 6, 2003 3:50 am ET
by William Nippress
That ones on special
Just a dollar ninety five
Make cheque
Haiku # 31820, June 6, 2003 3:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Strings of attachment
Pull me back to my old home
Childhood
Haiku # 31819, June 6, 2003 3:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Well there you have it
Anyone want to buy some
Really Bad haiku
Haiku # 31818, June 6, 2003 3:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Well excuse me now
Whilst I get on with my life
Writing bad haikus
( for a living)
Haiku # 31817, June 6, 2003 3:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Philosophers R Us
Southern Belly, Butsgonesouth,
Carley, Californian Bum, Love you SF, dad, and many many more.
All at different times will be waiting for YOU!
Haiku # 31816, June 6, 2003 3:30 am ET
by Limey
No not you as such
It
Haiku # 31815, June 6, 2003 3:29 am ET
by Limey
You
Haiku # 31814, June 6, 2003 3:27 am ET
by William Nippress
Its the names that change
But the story stays the same
Were watching just you
Haiku # 31813, June 6, 2003 3:25 am ET
by Limey






















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Haiku # 31812, June 6, 2003 3:11 am ET
by you all need help! of This info will benefit many here.....
You
Haiku # 31811, June 6, 2003 3:08 am ET
by William Nippress
No insight, no thought
Believe me what they say is right
Its so so boring
Haiku # 31810, June 6, 2003 3:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Oh I don
Haiku # 31809, June 6, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Typing endless lists
Just to stave off the salt tears
Why me, why me, why?
Haiku # 31808, June 6, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
Fighting back the tears
Crimson mist before his eyes
Types and calls for mum
Haiku # 31807, June 6, 2003 2:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Streams of sad abuse
Not the best way to start day
And it is boring
Haiku # 31806, June 6, 2003 2:37 am ET
by William Nippress
31699, 31700, not mine:
Haiku # 31805, June 6, 2003 2:31 am ET
by William Nippress






eat shit zabadooey!

Haiku # 31804, June 6, 2003 12:34 am ET
by who cares!
hmm, I actually like
the stuff ZABADOOEY did,
but, he needs to whipe up
the cum stain he left behind...
dadaism is sweet but kind of
causes STDs of the artistic kind...
Haiku # 31803, June 5, 2003 10:05 pm ET
by Moxie
in the haiku bell
curve of life, some are bells, some
just NOISY CLAPPERS
Haiku # 31788, June 5, 2003 7:01 pm ET
by onjaysun (When I Was Seventeen)
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31776, June 5, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31775, June 5, 2003 5:48 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
where the heck is jimmy j.j.
walker when you need him??

Haiku # 31774, June 5, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by SumChing
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31773, June 5, 2003 5:46 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
FORD, CHEVY, LIKE A ROCK,
BUICK, CADILLAC, LEXUS,
MERCEDES BENZ, JAGUAR,
FERRARI, PORSCHE, MASSARATI,
BENTLEY, ROLLS ROYCE, MAZDA
MIADA DEL SOL ENFUEGO NOVA,
CHRYSLER, PONTIAC, INFINITY,
MERCURY SABLE, SATURN, DODGE
RAM, OLDMOBILE, HUMMER, JEEP
GRAND JEROKEEE LOREDO,
PATHFINDER, RANGE ROVER, BEND
OVER, DURANGO, ISUZU TROOPER
Haiku # 31772, June 5, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
go smoke a pole
Haiku # 31771, June 5, 2003 5:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31770, June 5, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY
dale earnhardt is god
Haiku #31768, by sexually frustrated (with a mullet hair cut)

June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET


Haiku #31767, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
TO MYSELF

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY BORING

Haiku #31765, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET




by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




GENERAL ELECTRIC, ENRON,
WORLD COM, PHILLIP MORRIS,
CLEAR CHANNEL, WAL MART, NIKE
REEBOK, BARNES AND NOBLE,
BORDERS, XEROX, EASTMAN
KODAK, DOW, NASDAQ, SP 500,
MERRIL LYNCH, SOLOMON SMITH
AND BARNEY, MORGAN STANLEY
DEAN WITTER, ONE INVESTER AT
A TIME, DI TECH DOT COM, FOR
LOW INTEREST RATES, SPAM
Haiku #31763, by ZABADOOEY

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
KNOWN ONLY TO MAN

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY REIGN

UH, CHUMP BOY..READ THE FIRST
LETTER OF EACH SENTANCE..DUH
Haiku #31762, by ZABADOOEY

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




31759 haiku submitted in 6 years and 205 days
Haiku #31761, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:40 pm ET




I CREATE BORING CRAP ...AND THE
SIMPLE MINDED FOLLOW..JUST
LOOK AT YOU ALL..IN AN UPROAR
OVER WORDS I HAVE SAID..HOW
SIMPLE MINDED YOU ALL ARE

Haiku #31760, by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET




FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
KNOWN ONLY TO MAN

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY REIGN

Haiku # 31769, June 5, 2003 5:44 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
dale earnhardt is god
Haiku # 31768, June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (with a mullet hair cut)
by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET




Haiku #31766, by Anonymous Poet

June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET

Haiku # 31767, June 5, 2003 5:43 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
by sexually frustrated

June 5, 2003 5:39 pm ET

Haiku #31764, by William Nippress

June 5, 2003 5:41 pm ET



Haiku # 31766, June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
FOR YOU CAN NOT KNOW
UNDERNEATH WHAT I SAY
CAUSING PAIN AND ANGUISH
TO MYSELF

YES, MY UNWITTING SUBJECTS
OVER AND OVER AGAIN
UNDER NEATH MY BORING
Haiku # 31765, June 5, 2003 5:42 pm ET
by sexually frustrated