Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 58 Days and 77449 Haiku later...

Haiku # 31892, June 7, 2003 5:41 am ET
by William Nipress of or it could be Limey, SF, or Mox, really take your pick......it's all outlined in the pic above
Drumming up hatred
Find some sick satisfaction
To bring people down
Haiku # 31891, June 7, 2003 5:36 am ET
by William Nippress
Bent in the soft breeze
Sways with seasons many moods
Lifetime
Haiku # 31890, June 7, 2003 5:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Some cleaver some dull
Something original be nice
Insight on their sole
Haiku # 31889, June 7, 2003 5:30 am ET
by William Nippress
Rejected unread
Some funny others bizarre
Disgusted instead
Haiku # 31888, June 7, 2003 5:28 am ET
by William Nippress
We let them float free
Cast words on the Internet
For all to steer by
Haiku # 31887, June 7, 2003 5:24 am ET
by William Nippress
31870, 31873, 31874, 31875, 31877, 31880, not mine:
Haiku # 31886, June 7, 2003 5:11 am ET
by William Nippress
5-7-5 is
proper bad haiku tempo
not like Martix 2...
Haiku # 31885, June 7, 2003 5:00 am ET
by 3q2u
little black tufts
blossom like dandelions
from the corners
of my nostrils
Haiku # 31884, June 7, 2003 4:45 am ET
by offpeak808 of taiwan
.....he-she is quite hurt
and thus seeks to exact his
........vile retribution
Haiku # 31883, June 6, 2003 11:10 pm ET
by ronin@gocheckoutnihm
......i propose to change
the name of this site to that
........of (a) digital zoo
Haiku # 31882, June 6, 2003 11:02 pm ET
by ronin@comichaiku.com of comedyreliefassociation
Affen ohne Senf
Sie haben kein Bratw
Haiku # 31881, June 6, 2003 8:41 pm ET
by A Student of Poor german (and much alcohol)
dale earnhardt is gawwwwwwd!
Haiku # 31880, June 6, 2003 5:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31879, June 6, 2003 4:15 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY-MEISTER (yes, the real one but hadda change my name a bit)
I like trailer trash dirt bags, becuz
I am one!! My trailer smells like
fried food and cigarettes just like
all of my clothes. When I get up in
the morning I put on my BUM
Equipment sweatshirt and my
British Knight hi tops and my
DeKalb ball hat....then I go to the
bar and sit for hours with my
buddies drinkin' and smokin'. Then
we all pile into my 1976 Trans Am
and head to the REO Speedwagon
concert..Hell yeah!!!
Haiku # 31878, June 6, 2003 4:13 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
kewlness
Haiku # 31877, June 6, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
I need to get a mullet hair cut and
smoke marlboros cause that way
i could get the foxes...
Haiku # 31876, June 6, 2003 4:10 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
kewl
Haiku # 31875, June 6, 2003 4:09 pm ET
by William Nippress
I think I would like to visit a
monestary, cuz it would be a good
vacation for me and SF....
we could go on a honeymoon and
stuff and see the sites and all
the monks and things....yaaaay us!
Haiku # 31874, June 6, 2003 4:08 pm ET
by William Nippress
i believe in birds and trees and
love with the same sex partner..
yaaaaaay meeeee!
Haiku # 31873, June 6, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by William Nippress
Cant Sell A Joke Or Two
Have To Live In An Electronic
Market With One
Haiku # 31872, June 6, 2003 4:06 pm ET
by samhain
Whoever Is Posting As Me
Please Refrain, It Is Really Sad
What You Are Doing Here. Not All
Of Us Are The Same Person
Haiku # 31871, June 6, 2003 4:03 pm ET
by samhain
WHERE'S MY BEAU SF? HAS HE
RUN OUT ON ME? HE'S GOT TO PAY
CHILD SUPPORT AT LEAST!!! HE
KNOCKED ME UP REAL GOOD!!
Haiku # 31870, June 6, 2003 3:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
Salt Water Hand Shakes
Extra Spring Time Lobster Wrecks
The Mail Man Wears Buttons
Haiku # 31869, June 6, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by samhain
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31868, June 6, 2003 2:58 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (in the flesh)
Worlds going to end
Please don
Haiku # 31867, June 6, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
Bathing's for losers
I grow fungus on my balls
Tea and crumpets please
Haiku # 31866, June 6, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by Limey
Where Is The Smoking Gun
That Tore Your Heart Out
Like Fools Eating Silly Putty
Haiku # 31865, June 6, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by samhain
watching over
hacking your ip and email
address as you type
thank you
Haiku # 31864, June 6, 2003 1:43 pm ET
by administration port 40153/4 of admin.4088//87
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31863, June 6, 2003 1:40 pm ET
by ZABADOOEY (the real one)
well, accept the chaos
and respond with your own
words, weave him into the
fabric of the Goddess
Haiku # 31862, June 6, 2003 11:53 am ET
by Mox
God damn it man, I'm
enjoying it, but disco is
undead, not dead
Haiku # 31861, June 6, 2003 11:42 am ET
by Mox
it shakes with a steady chaos
and jabbers on coherently letting alone and bullying in style giving me an idea of what I've been like
here...somehow I feel the urge to be nicer
Haiku # 31859, June 6, 2003 11:39 am ET
by Mox
tilts head, hack man is
driving me crazy with the
feeling of a 'ku...
Haiku # 31857, June 6, 2003 11:32 am ET
by Mox
I'm not sure it's real
chaos, it's just very loud
well, typing of sorts
Haiku # 31856, June 6, 2003 11:30 am ET
by Moxie
chaos existed
long before the order came
but, all that rambling?

I have seen a form
in chaos, resembling an
order of some sorts
Haiku # 31854, June 6, 2003 11:28 am ET
by Mox
Snow finds blue full spring.
Summer flusters huge arrows.
Spring clashes a hand.
Haiku # 31846, June 6, 2003 11:16 am ET
by ZABADOOEY (the really real one, accept no substitutes)
Sheila Newton is a very bad
person. She didn't get anything
from her kids for mothers day..
because she was a very bad
mother. She is pretty dumb too..
all her kids wanted was a little
love. But she would rather be with
Scott in Texas and ignore her kids
completely...how sad..
Haiku # 31845, June 6, 2003 11:16 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Where is Sheila Newton?
Round Rock Texas. She went there
to get away from her children.
They don't understand why, but
they do know they don't love her
anymore.
Haiku # 31844, June 6, 2003 11:14 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
And Then Along Came Satan
Wearing Gold And Silver
The Great Deceiver
Haiku # 31842, June 6, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain
Frighten Digs Deep Shine
Wandering Vamps In Obscurity
Did You Know Nixon's Alibi?
Haiku # 31841, June 6, 2003 11:05 am ET
by samhain
Wrong Turn = Death
Road Lost Me And Dealt Pain
Fear Killed The Messenger
Haiku # 31840, June 6, 2003 11:04 am ET
by samhain
Dead Cell Floats In My Brain
Pooling The Blood Life Wasted
Giving Credence To Insanity
Haiku # 31839, June 6, 2003 11:03 am ET
by samhain
dying of the light
no energy for raging
i'll whimper instead
Haiku # 31838, June 6, 2003 11:02 am ET
by sexually frustrated
one thing the Beats tried
to do was live life as they
did, too much, extremes?

I note how each one
died, I believe to repent
but they made a choice...
Haiku # 31837, June 6, 2003 10:33 am ET
by Mox
I like this list thing
but I think the folks are right
for renew haiku...
Haiku # 31836, June 6, 2003 10:19 am ET
by Mox
maybe there needs to
be a web site for bad rants
and dadaists right...
Haiku # 31835, June 6, 2003 10:17 am ET
by Mox of ...around now, using location to put the excess syllables...
one minute you're here
another minute you're gone
temporary life
Haiku # 31834, June 6, 2003 9:59 am ET
by ash
hey that was funny
after that I feel so good
I did it two times
Haiku # 31833, June 6, 2003 9:03 am ET
by mellie
what is happening?
this used to be badhaiku
now it seems it's not
Haiku # 31832, June 6, 2003 9:00 am ET
by mellie, feeling... well, I wont say what I'm feeling
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