Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77433 Haiku later...

If is what if is
If is, is as if is does
If is is if is?
Haiku # 31096, May 29, 2003 12:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
knitting socks is great
twisting turning moaning, wait
was I knitting socks ?
Haiku # 31095, May 29, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by mellie
England is not shit
Ok, well, maybe it is
but it could be worse
Haiku # 31094, May 29, 2003 11:51 am ET
by A Student of it has been worse
31084, 31085, 31086, If Is? 31087, 31089, 31091, 31092 Not mine
Haiku # 31093, May 29, 2003 11:49 am ET
by William Nippress
i am homophobic, but I am NOT
one of them....uh...well, hey...now.
i hate them....uh...no, yes...
it is very fashionable to be gay in
europe you know...
Haiku # 31092, May 29, 2003 11:21 am ET
by William Nippress
yaaaay me!
Haiku # 31091, May 29, 2003 11:19 am ET
by William (SF's lover) Nippress
Rolls Of Fat In Her Ear
Care Not For Love Of Fear
Dragging Sunflower Shame
Haiku # 31090, May 29, 2003 11:19 am ET
by samhain
george and the queen
know what i mean?
getting busy on a saturday eve
Haiku # 31089, May 29, 2003 11:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Enter Evil Hero
Subdued By Cookie Plazm
Wandering Jew In Chains
Haiku # 31088, May 29, 2003 11:17 am ET
by samhain
"We are the worrrrrrrrld, we are
the chilllllllldrennnnnnn!"
Haiku # 31087, May 29, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress of SF how bout we go a round??
When I say that certian haiku
is not mine, it could only mean
that I am lyin'. I have two
personalities, but I know if is SF
that I want to squeeze.
Haiku # 31086, May 29, 2003 11:14 am ET
by William Nippress
I demand reparations for slavery!
Stop the evil white man from
suppressing us! Give me money
for my pain and torture!
Haiku # 31085, May 29, 2003 11:13 am ET
by William Nippress (care for a shag, SF?)
SF and me,
sitting in a tree
K I S S I N G
Haiku # 31084, May 29, 2003 11:12 am ET
by William Nippress
She Was My Slave
Until I Freed Her
Now She Is Dead
Haiku # 31083, May 29, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain
Where Is God Today?
Where Are My Shoes?
God took Them
Haiku # 31082, May 29, 2003 11:04 am ET
by samhain
I Saw Hitler Today,
At Mass, Praying For A Little Girl,
Praying For Stuffed Turkey
Haiku # 31081, May 29, 2003 11:03 am ET
by samhain
Kafka, Burning In His Bed,
Warm Toast Environs Of Evil.
Disciple Of Volcano Currents
Haiku # 31080, May 29, 2003 11:01 am ET
by samhain
SF, out our room
Son don
Haiku # 31079, May 29, 2003 10:32 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
she calls me yet again
when she feels the need
it accentuates our distance
Haiku # 31078, May 29, 2003 9:54 am ET
by searle of not with her
20's, tight jeans, sweating stinky
pussy stink. smell of stinky snatch
hot in tight girlie stink jeans
Haiku # 31077, May 29, 2003 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tight jeans, stinky pussy inside,
stinky sex snatch stinking in her
tight jeans, hot stink
Haiku # 31076, May 29, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Living In Your Garden Of Evil,
While Jello Pudding and Bill Cosby,
Soak In A Bath Of Mustard Gas
Haiku # 31075, May 29, 2003 8:26 am ET
by samhain
Burnt Grandma Sandwich,
Flying Like A Russian Flag,
In The Oven Toasted Nihilism
Haiku # 31074, May 29, 2003 8:23 am ET
by samhain
I hardly think you!
A stooge for insurance
Are fit to ask that
Haiku # 31072, May 29, 2003 6:17 am ET
by Students Dad
Need to talk son
I know you think it
Haiku # 31071, May 29, 2003 6:01 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
Mr. Nippress clone
Is it necessary to write
about such rubbish?
Haiku # 31070, May 29, 2003 5:26 am ET
by A Student of CGNU
That "retards" should read
U.S. government but it
still means the same thing
Haiku # 31069, May 29, 2003 5:25 am ET
by A Student of Maybe I should have written Useless Suckas
I know where they are
Saddam sold his weapons to
Osama and friends
Haiku # 31068, May 29, 2003 5:23 am ET
by A Student of That's what the retards will be saying next
You think he
Haiku # 31067, May 29, 2003 5:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Wander what
Haiku # 31066, May 29, 2003 5:01 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 31065, May 29, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
That
Haiku # 31064, May 29, 2003 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Predicable Is
A virgin homosexual
That describes him well
Haiku # 31063, May 29, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Where
Haiku # 31062, May 29, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Fall asleep sitting
Waiting to be put away
Not playing with me?
Haiku # 31061, May 29, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Rummage in my mind
Squelching clammy fingers find
Must try to be kind
Haiku # 31060, May 29, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 31059, May 29, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
I apologize
For all I know you
Haiku # 31058, May 29, 2003 4:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Through my tears I see
Mellie going down, must know?
On who? Mellie who?
Haiku # 31057, May 29, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
With my tears forming
Moist rivers about my eyes
I read back past haikus
Haiku # 31056, May 29, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress
The hatred is spreading fast
Vietnam may be nothing
Compared to this war
Haiku # 31055, May 29, 2003 3:54 am ET
by Limey
Administration?
Rumsfelds just taking the piss
He thinks your stupid
Haiku # 31054, May 29, 2003 3:53 am ET
by Limey
No weapons of mass destruction found
Haiku # 31053, May 29, 2003 3:39 am ET
by Limey
Office manager
In Pakistan earns about
Twenty dollars month
Haiku # 31052, May 29, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Who needs works trappings?
Wealth is illusionary
To some I am rich
Haiku # 31051, May 29, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Soft dew soaked grass lawn
Sparkles like jewels in the sun
Marking my passage
Haiku # 31050, May 29, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Hang on the that thought
Just try to keep it alive
It serves you all day
Haiku # 31049, May 29, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Morning brings clear minds
Yet untainted by dark thoughts
anguish and sorrow
Haiku # 31048, May 29, 2003 2:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush a Zionist?
Iraq proving real No, No.
It will bite him his bum
Haiku # 31047, May 29, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
31035 not mine
Haiku # 31046, May 29, 2003 2:31 am ET
by William Nippress
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