Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77433 Haiku later...

SF, out our room
Son don
Haiku # 31079, May 29, 2003 10:32 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
she calls me yet again
when she feels the need
it accentuates our distance
Haiku # 31078, May 29, 2003 9:54 am ET
by searle of not with her
20's, tight jeans, sweating stinky
pussy stink. smell of stinky snatch
hot in tight girlie stink jeans
Haiku # 31077, May 29, 2003 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tight jeans, stinky pussy inside,
stinky sex snatch stinking in her
tight jeans, hot stink
Haiku # 31076, May 29, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Living In Your Garden Of Evil,
While Jello Pudding and Bill Cosby,
Soak In A Bath Of Mustard Gas
Haiku # 31075, May 29, 2003 8:26 am ET
by samhain
Burnt Grandma Sandwich,
Flying Like A Russian Flag,
In The Oven Toasted Nihilism
Haiku # 31074, May 29, 2003 8:23 am ET
by samhain
I hardly think you!
A stooge for insurance
Are fit to ask that
Haiku # 31072, May 29, 2003 6:17 am ET
by Students Dad
Need to talk son
I know you think it
Haiku # 31071, May 29, 2003 6:01 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
Mr. Nippress clone
Is it necessary to write
about such rubbish?
Haiku # 31070, May 29, 2003 5:26 am ET
by A Student of CGNU
That "retards" should read
U.S. government but it
still means the same thing
Haiku # 31069, May 29, 2003 5:25 am ET
by A Student of Maybe I should have written Useless Suckas
I know where they are
Saddam sold his weapons to
Osama and friends
Haiku # 31068, May 29, 2003 5:23 am ET
by A Student of That's what the retards will be saying next
You think he
Haiku # 31067, May 29, 2003 5:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Wander what
Haiku # 31066, May 29, 2003 5:01 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 31065, May 29, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
That
Haiku # 31064, May 29, 2003 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Predicable Is
A virgin homosexual
That describes him well
Haiku # 31063, May 29, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Where
Haiku # 31062, May 29, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Fall asleep sitting
Waiting to be put away
Not playing with me?
Haiku # 31061, May 29, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Rummage in my mind
Squelching clammy fingers find
Must try to be kind
Haiku # 31060, May 29, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 31059, May 29, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
I apologize
For all I know you
Haiku # 31058, May 29, 2003 4:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Through my tears I see
Mellie going down, must know?
On who? Mellie who?
Haiku # 31057, May 29, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
With my tears forming
Moist rivers about my eyes
I read back past haikus
Haiku # 31056, May 29, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress
The hatred is spreading fast
Vietnam may be nothing
Compared to this war
Haiku # 31055, May 29, 2003 3:54 am ET
by Limey
Administration?
Rumsfelds just taking the piss
He thinks your stupid
Haiku # 31054, May 29, 2003 3:53 am ET
by Limey
No weapons of mass destruction found
Haiku # 31053, May 29, 2003 3:39 am ET
by Limey
Office manager
In Pakistan earns about
Twenty dollars month
Haiku # 31052, May 29, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Who needs works trappings?
Wealth is illusionary
To some I am rich
Haiku # 31051, May 29, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Soft dew soaked grass lawn
Sparkles like jewels in the sun
Marking my passage
Haiku # 31050, May 29, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Hang on the that thought
Just try to keep it alive
It serves you all day
Haiku # 31049, May 29, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Morning brings clear minds
Yet untainted by dark thoughts
anguish and sorrow
Haiku # 31048, May 29, 2003 2:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush a Zionist?
Iraq proving real No, No.
It will bite him his bum
Haiku # 31047, May 29, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
31035 not mine
Haiku # 31046, May 29, 2003 2:31 am ET
by William Nippress
balance of power
tilting towards bushy side
time to take cover
Haiku # 31045, May 29, 2003 1:44 am ET
by indiana
best of times
left behind
the bridge is fucking burned
Haiku # 31044, May 28, 2003 11:23 pm ET
by jun
will is a nice guy
they say nice guys finish last
well, we're still waiting
Haiku # 31043, May 28, 2003 8:26 pm ET
by ash
s.f. is racist
s.f. is a weird pervert
s.f. makes me laugh
Haiku # 31042, May 28, 2003 8:23 pm ET
by ash
a too crowded house
amusing things to be said
seeking space elsewhere
Haiku # 31041, May 28, 2003 8:22 pm ET
by ash
Five days and the fools
admitted that I was no
alcoholic fool
Haiku # 31040, May 28, 2003 7:00 pm ET
by A Student of and I can drink again
zabadooey sucks
he is no product of mine
he's a cheap knock-off
Haiku # 31039, May 28, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Enfeebled surface
Quailing humid wet green
Effervescing puss
Haiku # 31038, May 28, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by Limey
Sleep tight and lay off
the drugs and booz for tonight
Just try to sleep clean
Haiku # 31037, May 28, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by William Nippress
Burnt Grandpa Whizzing On Floor
No Bladder In His Body
Urinate Baseball In the Stadium
Haiku # 31036, May 28, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by samhain
I, William Nippress celebrate my
coming out of the closet with SF.
Thank you and goodnight.
Haiku # 31035, May 28, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
Burnt Grandma Jelly Bean
Invades The Kitchen Mop
Soaking Up Dust And Cake
Haiku # 31034, May 28, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by samhain
31028 not mine. I
Haiku # 31033, May 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Burnt Jelly Bean
Invades My Sock Drawer
Alien Sugar Fuzz Fix
Haiku # 31032, May 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by samhain
Burnt Grandma Sandwich
Haiku # 31030, May 28, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by samhain
Zabadooey is
Another SF split off
Personality
Haiku # 31029, May 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
i worship sf so leave me alone,
i want to have his love child
in france, in the sewer
Haiku # 31028, May 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Wiliam Nippress
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