Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

Morning brings clear minds
Yet untainted by dark thoughts
anguish and sorrow
Haiku # 31048, May 29, 2003 2:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush a Zionist?
Iraq proving real No, No.
It will bite him his bum
Haiku # 31047, May 29, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
31035 not mine
Haiku # 31046, May 29, 2003 2:31 am ET
by William Nippress
balance of power
tilting towards bushy side
time to take cover
Haiku # 31045, May 29, 2003 1:44 am ET
by indiana
best of times
left behind
the bridge is fucking burned
Haiku # 31044, May 28, 2003 11:23 pm ET
by jun
will is a nice guy
they say nice guys finish last
well, we're still waiting
Haiku # 31043, May 28, 2003 8:26 pm ET
by ash
s.f. is racist
s.f. is a weird pervert
s.f. makes me laugh
Haiku # 31042, May 28, 2003 8:23 pm ET
by ash
a too crowded house
amusing things to be said
seeking space elsewhere
Haiku # 31041, May 28, 2003 8:22 pm ET
by ash
Five days and the fools
admitted that I was no
alcoholic fool
Haiku # 31040, May 28, 2003 7:00 pm ET
by A Student of and I can drink again
zabadooey sucks
he is no product of mine
he's a cheap knock-off
Haiku # 31039, May 28, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Enfeebled surface
Quailing humid wet green
Effervescing puss
Haiku # 31038, May 28, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by Limey
Sleep tight and lay off
the drugs and booz for tonight
Just try to sleep clean
Haiku # 31037, May 28, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by William Nippress
Burnt Grandpa Whizzing On Floor
No Bladder In His Body
Urinate Baseball In the Stadium
Haiku # 31036, May 28, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by samhain
I, William Nippress celebrate my
coming out of the closet with SF.
Thank you and goodnight.
Haiku # 31035, May 28, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
Burnt Grandma Jelly Bean
Invades The Kitchen Mop
Soaking Up Dust And Cake
Haiku # 31034, May 28, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by samhain
31028 not mine. I
Haiku # 31033, May 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Burnt Jelly Bean
Invades My Sock Drawer
Alien Sugar Fuzz Fix
Haiku # 31032, May 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by samhain
Burnt Grandma Sandwich
Haiku # 31030, May 28, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by samhain
Zabadooey is
Another SF split off
Personality
Haiku # 31029, May 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
i worship sf so leave me alone,
i want to have his love child
in france, in the sewer
Haiku # 31028, May 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Wiliam Nippress
Never seen it done
SF will show us just how
To kiss ones own ass
Haiku # 31024, May 28, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
shut the hell up will
you don't have to kiss my ass
i kiss my own ass
Haiku # 31022, May 28, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What is lackluster?
A haiku without SF
Sad to see him go
Haiku # 31021, May 28, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
There and then he
Haiku # 31020, May 28, 2003 2:43 pm ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 31019, May 28, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hi Sexually F
I was just thinking of you
Thought you
Haiku # 31018, May 28, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by William Nippress
i had a good run
i'm no longer hate-worthy
so it's time to leave
Haiku # 31017, May 28, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i am so jealous
will is more hated than me
and i'm a racist
Haiku # 31016, May 28, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (he's usurped my throne)
Student how
Haiku # 31015, May 28, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by William Nippress
Very poor attempt
Think ash can speak for himself
As he
Haiku # 31014, May 28, 2003 2:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
It must be quite hard
Feeding and cleaning monkeys
While they write haiku
Haiku # 31013, May 28, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I wanted to be
Zabadooey but I can
Haiku # 31012, May 28, 2003 2:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
31007
Not mine but thanks anyway
Haiku # 31011, May 28, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
accidentally burnt granma's liver,
she drank too much cuervo,
little worm in her gut-sac
Haiku # 31009, May 28, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by samhain
hOmEy GaNgStA, iN dA sKy
GiMmE nOw A pLAcE tO
fLy
Haiku # 31008, May 28, 2003 1:49 pm ET
by tUpAc LiL bRoThA of cOmPtOn, CaLiFoRnIa
I, William Nippress am a sod and
a soppy pratt. Please give me
money for drugs
Haiku # 31007, May 28, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
accidentally burnt granma's face
off with a cattle prod
little pieces mad cow
Haiku # 31006, May 28, 2003 1:46 pm ET
by samhain
william nippress go away and
leave us, we have no need for
you or your kind here now
Haiku # 31005, May 28, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by ash
accidentally burnt grama's socks
while playing in the rafters,
old people not knowing things
Haiku # 31004, May 28, 2003 1:41 pm ET
by samhain
leccy bankie on
feeling warm down to my toes
these uggy boots suck
Haiku # 31001, May 28, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by mellie, 'nighty night
i'm not in or out
just longing to be somewhere
is else a good place ?
Haiku # 31000, May 28, 2003 1:32 pm ET
by mellie
keep on doing it
don't stop now you are on top
up where you belong
Haiku # 30999, May 28, 2003 1:30 pm ET
by mellie, gone down again: so what's new ? :-)
All shout Ash is back!!!
Maybe we should try this more
Helps you back on track
Haiku # 30998, May 28, 2003 12:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
the mattress beckons
softly i sink into it
and yet out of it
Haiku # 30997, May 28, 2003 11:56 am ET
by ash
Your output/standard
Its going up, soon be back
What it was before
Haiku # 30996, May 28, 2003 11:54 am ET
by William Nippress
middle of the night
poseidon of pots and pans
dishwasher rouses
Haiku # 30995, May 28, 2003 11:49 am ET
by ash
Green before my eyes
Nature forces me to look
See my spring garment
Haiku # 30994, May 28, 2003 11:48 am ET
by William Nippress
humble poet lurks
biding time for expression
letting silence be
Haiku # 30993, May 28, 2003 11:46 am ET
by ash
Causality wills
The new haiku precedence
Loved by all who try
Haiku # 30992, May 28, 2003 11:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Your last ones Moxie
Seventeen syllables cut
Just as I
Haiku # 30991, May 28, 2003 11:41 am ET
by William Nippress
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