Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

keep on doing it
don't stop now you are on top
up where you belong
Haiku # 30999, May 28, 2003 1:30 pm ET
by mellie, gone down again: so what's new ? :-)
All shout Ash is back!!!
Maybe we should try this more
Helps you back on track
Haiku # 30998, May 28, 2003 12:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
the mattress beckons
softly i sink into it
and yet out of it
Haiku # 30997, May 28, 2003 11:56 am ET
by ash
Your output/standard
Its going up, soon be back
What it was before
Haiku # 30996, May 28, 2003 11:54 am ET
by William Nippress
middle of the night
poseidon of pots and pans
dishwasher rouses
Haiku # 30995, May 28, 2003 11:49 am ET
by ash
Green before my eyes
Nature forces me to look
See my spring garment
Haiku # 30994, May 28, 2003 11:48 am ET
by William Nippress
humble poet lurks
biding time for expression
letting silence be
Haiku # 30993, May 28, 2003 11:46 am ET
by ash
Causality wills
The new haiku precedence
Loved by all who try
Haiku # 30992, May 28, 2003 11:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Your last ones Moxie
Seventeen syllables cut
Just as I
Haiku # 30991, May 28, 2003 11:41 am ET
by William Nippress
i always reflect
so dull illumination
my light is fading
Haiku # 30990, May 28, 2003 11:40 am ET
by ash
breathe in sometimes will
embrace the profound power
of the reset tab
Haiku # 30989, May 28, 2003 11:38 am ET
by ash
Your new stuff not so
It just looks a lot like mine
We both know mines bad
Haiku # 30988, May 28, 2003 11:37 am ET
by William Nippress
o merry england
deride william's best efforts
he is no shakespeare
Haiku # 30987, May 28, 2003 11:35 am ET
by ash
Did you mean me/you?
If you
Haiku # 30986, May 28, 2003 11:34 am ET
by William Nippress
i'm cantankerous
you're can'takeahinterous
it's preposterous
Haiku # 30984, May 28, 2003 11:32 am ET
by ash
I can see him now
Overweight crew cut red-faced
Calling buddies dude
Haiku # 30983, May 28, 2003 11:30 am ET
by William Nippress
launch a new website
and then i can ignore you
there instead of here
Haiku # 30982, May 28, 2003 11:30 am ET
by ash
i've read all haiku
close to thirty-one thousand
bad is accurate
Haiku # 30981, May 28, 2003 11:27 am ET
by ash
I must be truthful
I must be a lesbian
I adore women
Haiku # 30980, May 28, 2003 11:25 am ET
by William Nippress
We have more balance
Our society accepts
Gays are normal here
Haiku # 30979, May 28, 2003 11:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Gay is an insult?
Only to those from Hicksville
I live in Europe
Haiku # 30978, May 28, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Nine, seven, Seven
Syllables is not Haiku
Have another go
Haiku # 30977, May 28, 2003 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Calling names who cares?
An insult, if I were gay?
I do not think so!
Haiku # 30976, May 28, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Inadequate males
Make comments on other men
They think it
Haiku # 30974, May 28, 2003 11:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Are you desperate?
Do you need to get noticed?
You inadequate?
Haiku # 30973, May 28, 2003 11:01 am ET
by William Nippress
stinky snatch cunt pussy smell
in tight girlie jeans
Haiku # 30971, May 28, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early morning rain
made pools of water around
my neighbor
Haiku # 30969, May 28, 2003 7:29 am ET
by indiana
Sun streams through window
Haven
Haiku # 30968, May 28, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Chasing butterflies
The soft breeze plays with the leaves
Kissing tall grasses
Haiku # 30967, May 28, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
.......the green still grasses
now sway to welcome the warmth
..........of golden sunrays
.
....(and bows in gratitude :))
Haiku # 30966, May 28, 2003 2:58 am ET
by ronin
Bird song calls me back
The world opens up once more
Seeing clearly now
Haiku # 30965, May 28, 2003 2:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Such good words from one
You shame me ronin with haikus
You bring true essence
Haiku # 30964, May 28, 2003 2:51 am ET
by William Nippress
No one controls me
No approbation needed
To live my life free
Haiku # 30963, May 28, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
...soft breeze of chilled air
gently chases the fall'n leaves
......to the earth puddles
Haiku # 30962, May 28, 2003 2:47 am ET
by ronin
Nah Ill live my life
Just any dam way I choose
My rules rule my life!
Haiku # 30961, May 28, 2003 2:45 am ET
by William Nippress
...gray wet clouds drenching
the great trees with their water
........in an early dawn
Haiku # 30960, May 28, 2003 2:41 am ET
by ronin@atthestatscornerwithjanisandk:)
Unable to join in
Cringing by the dark wayside
I watch life steam by
Haiku # 30959, May 28, 2003 2:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Best of luck today
Student sitting his exams
Hope he studied hard?
Haiku # 30958, May 28, 2003 2:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Strolling down the road
A new sense of freedom comes
No more dull Haikus
Haiku # 30957, May 28, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
I will make a deal
Don
Haiku # 30956, May 28, 2003 2:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 30955, May 28, 2003 2:27 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30954, May 28, 2003 2:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Don't touch my butt please,
It just might explode real soon.
It's happened before!
Haiku # 30953, May 28, 2003 1:46 am ET
by Joe of USA
Such a charming lass,
It is too bad she looks
So much like Hitler
Haiku # 30952, May 28, 2003 12:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Robots fighting me,
They cannot hope to succeed
Parts fly everywhere
Haiku # 30951, May 28, 2003 12:20 am ET
by Korzak
the point is this, bill :
you are too often like spam
enough already


i like reading here
my scroll finger grows weary
edging through too much
Haiku # 30950, May 28, 2003 12:10 am ET
by ash
oh no! three small eggs
what a mess for these damn eggs
cleaning up my mess
Haiku # 30949, May 27, 2003 8:12 pm ET
by Teiko
It shouldn't be good
That would just defeat the point
badhaiku.com
Haiku # 30948, May 27, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by A Student of Yay, exam to fail tomorrow!
BBQ rained out
and no beach to be seen, stuck
honoring the past
Haiku # 30947, May 27, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by onjaysun (you mean MemDay ain't just for yard sales)
Just occurred to me
May be asking just too much
Its ok, write crap!
Haiku # 30946, May 27, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
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