Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

Nine, seven, Seven
Syllables is not Haiku
Have another go
Haiku # 30977, May 28, 2003 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Calling names who cares?
An insult, if I were gay?
I do not think so!
Haiku # 30976, May 28, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Inadequate males
Make comments on other men
They think it
Haiku # 30974, May 28, 2003 11:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Are you desperate?
Do you need to get noticed?
You inadequate?
Haiku # 30973, May 28, 2003 11:01 am ET
by William Nippress
stinky snatch cunt pussy smell
in tight girlie jeans
Haiku # 30971, May 28, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early morning rain
made pools of water around
my neighbor
Haiku # 30969, May 28, 2003 7:29 am ET
by indiana
Sun streams through window
Haven
Haiku # 30968, May 28, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Chasing butterflies
The soft breeze plays with the leaves
Kissing tall grasses
Haiku # 30967, May 28, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
.......the green still grasses
now sway to welcome the warmth
..........of golden sunrays
.
....(and bows in gratitude :))
Haiku # 30966, May 28, 2003 2:58 am ET
by ronin
Bird song calls me back
The world opens up once more
Seeing clearly now
Haiku # 30965, May 28, 2003 2:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Such good words from one
You shame me ronin with haikus
You bring true essence
Haiku # 30964, May 28, 2003 2:51 am ET
by William Nippress
No one controls me
No approbation needed
To live my life free
Haiku # 30963, May 28, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
...soft breeze of chilled air
gently chases the fall'n leaves
......to the earth puddles
Haiku # 30962, May 28, 2003 2:47 am ET
by ronin
Nah Ill live my life
Just any dam way I choose
My rules rule my life!
Haiku # 30961, May 28, 2003 2:45 am ET
by William Nippress
...gray wet clouds drenching
the great trees with their water
........in an early dawn
Haiku # 30960, May 28, 2003 2:41 am ET
by ronin@atthestatscornerwithjanisandk:)
Unable to join in
Cringing by the dark wayside
I watch life steam by
Haiku # 30959, May 28, 2003 2:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Best of luck today
Student sitting his exams
Hope he studied hard?
Haiku # 30958, May 28, 2003 2:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Strolling down the road
A new sense of freedom comes
No more dull Haikus
Haiku # 30957, May 28, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
I will make a deal
Don
Haiku # 30956, May 28, 2003 2:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 30955, May 28, 2003 2:27 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30954, May 28, 2003 2:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Don't touch my butt please,
It just might explode real soon.
It's happened before!
Haiku # 30953, May 28, 2003 1:46 am ET
by Joe of USA
Such a charming lass,
It is too bad she looks
So much like Hitler
Haiku # 30952, May 28, 2003 12:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Robots fighting me,
They cannot hope to succeed
Parts fly everywhere
Haiku # 30951, May 28, 2003 12:20 am ET
by Korzak
the point is this, bill :
you are too often like spam
enough already


i like reading here
my scroll finger grows weary
edging through too much
Haiku # 30950, May 28, 2003 12:10 am ET
by ash
oh no! three small eggs
what a mess for these damn eggs
cleaning up my mess
Haiku # 30949, May 27, 2003 8:12 pm ET
by Teiko
It shouldn't be good
That would just defeat the point
badhaiku.com
Haiku # 30948, May 27, 2003 4:07 pm ET
by A Student of Yay, exam to fail tomorrow!
BBQ rained out
and no beach to be seen, stuck
honoring the past
Haiku # 30947, May 27, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by onjaysun (you mean MemDay ain't just for yard sales)
Just occurred to me
May be asking just too much
Its ok, write crap!
Haiku # 30946, May 27, 2003 1:52 pm ET
by William Nippress
Just occurred to me
May be asking just too much
Its ok, write crap!
Haiku # 30945, May 27, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by William Nippress
If it
Haiku # 30944, May 27, 2003 1:44 pm ET
by William Nippress
Have another go
And this time put effort in
If you can funny
Haiku # 30943, May 27, 2003 1:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30942, May 27, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Syllables are wrong
Nine, Eight, Three, put in my name
Not bad it
Haiku # 30941, May 27, 2003 1:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
ocean and sea shore
fucking for eternity
the tide's coming in
Haiku # 30940, May 27, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
To have an affair
I
Haiku # 30939, May 27, 2003 1:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
30932 not mine
Haiku # 30938, May 27, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
my brain is itchy
so i load my revolver
and scratch it for good
Haiku # 30937, May 27, 2003 1:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
1 2 3
a Bumble bee
in your shoe
Haiku # 30936, May 27, 2003 11:22 am ET
by samhain
I saw a giraffe
But it only had three legs
But twenty one heads
Haiku # 30935, May 27, 2003 9:24 am ET
by A Student of Exams to fail
this time tomorrow
I will already know it
if I don't know now
Haiku # 30934, May 27, 2003 9:04 am ET
by mellie
I am sexually frustrated and
William Nippress is my gay love
interest
Haiku # 30933, May 27, 2003 8:36 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I am William Nippress and am gay.
Having affair with sexually
frustrated
Haiku # 30932, May 27, 2003 8:36 am ET
by William Nippress
the tighter the jeans, the stinkier
the pussy. hot girls in tigh jeans,
the smell of stinky pussy sex
Haiku # 30931, May 27, 2003 8:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stinky pussy in tight jeans
the smell of sex
Haiku # 30930, May 27, 2003 8:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
..a shot of mild punch
hardly delivers the rush
....of a strong liquor
Haiku # 30929, May 27, 2003 7:42 am ET
by ronin@soamateurishreallyifimightsosay
I'm pretty sure that
William and sexually
have their own robots
Haiku # 30928, May 27, 2003 5:37 am ET
by k of it's really beyond those two 'getting a life' at this point isn't it?
Searle glad to hear it
Take a rest, forget a while
Go back at own speed

Haiku # 30927, May 27, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
No wish to go on
No one of us is faultless
Relax just have some fun
Haiku # 30926, May 27, 2003 2:36 am ET
by William Nippress
And lets talk about
Some Non Haiku submissions
Limericks for one!
Haiku # 30925, May 27, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
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