my brain is itchy
so i load my revolver
and scratch it for good
by sexually frustrated
1 2 3
a Bumble bee
in your shoe
by samhain
I saw a giraffe
But it only had three legs
But twenty one heads
by A Student of Exams to fail
this time tomorrow
I will already know it
if I don't know now
by mellie
I am sexually frustrated and
William Nippress is my gay love
interest
by sexually frustrated
I am William Nippress and am gay.
Having affair with sexually
frustrated
by William Nippress
the tighter the jeans, the stinkier
the pussy. hot girls in tigh jeans,
the smell of stinky pussy sex
by Anonymous Poet
stinky pussy in tight jeans
the smell of sex
by Anonymous Poet
..a shot of mild punch
hardly delivers the rush
....of a strong liquor
by ronin@soamateurishreallyifimightsosay
I'm pretty sure that
William and sexually
have their own robots
by k of it's really beyond those two 'getting a life' at this point isn't it?
Searle glad to hear it
Take a rest, forget a while
Go back at own speed
by William Nippress
No wish to go on
No one of us is faultless
Relax just have some fun
by William Nippress
And lets talk about
Some Non Haiku submissions
Limericks for one!
by William Nippress
Have no wish to moan
But you are so selective
Some go no comment
by William Nippress
Why set yourself up
As arbiter of good taste
What is the problem
by William Nippress
quality control
it's all about discretion
rather than volume
by ash
all we are saying
give other pieces a chance
and don't hog the screen
by ash
i can hardly wait
welcoming with open arms
the apocolypse
by sexually frustrated
pissing on a tomb
everyone must realize
the dead get thirsty
by sexually frustrated
memorial day
so and so died for such and-
such blah blah blah blah
by sexually frustrated
our fallen soldiers
i envision their corpses
grilling like hotdogs
by sexually frustrated
absorbing the rays
real men don't apply sun screen
i am so hardcore
by sexually frustrated
storm is over
or is it just the eye
feeling ok with my choices today
by searle of here
william nippress's words
interesting, sparks thought
can't be bad
by searle of morning
Negative people
Sorry used up so much space
But they bring me down
by William Nippress
And to be honest
I won
by William Nippress
If you really must
Pulling holes in my Haiku
Feel free I
by William Nippress
If your life is bad
I
by William Nippress
I like this Haiku site
And I read some good people
Stop criticizing
by William Nippress
There
by William Nippress
Would be small minded
If all my life was just here
Relax have some fun
by William Nippress
Status is just crap
It
by William Nippress
People steal my name
People rubbish me, so what
It
by William Nippress
Never claimed high ground
Never said my work was good
Its just fun relax
by William Nippress
Looks over shoulder
Its ok still 571
Am I after him?
by William Nippress
Cliff likes to eat sand.
He'd have some sand sandwiches,
If he had some bread.
by JH of London
Floating feathers drift
On warm air currents rising
Like effective dough.
by JH of London
Equally Trying:
Conversations on stairways.
Insufferable.
by JH of London
Insufferable.
Conversations in doorways.
Insufferable.
by JH of London
Jangling keys, weird sensation,
Look in my pocket
For a brief demonstration
by JH of London
please understand me
i'm as normal as you are
if you were normal
by ash
nasal congestion
i cut my toenails today
is this a poem ?
by ash
here is a journal
documenting drab details
of a boring life
i just have to ask
please go and sit somewhere else
not near the keyboard
by ash
you heard it here first :
william nippress the new mox
who counts seventeen
by ash
i have to confess
i didn't like my last work
as it wasn't mine
by ash (the real ash you understand)
you're welcome nipp dude
look how pissed off jake fool is
tenga buen dia
by harharhar of Jakingshit.com
Writing in my name!
Someone too ashamed to say
what their real name is
by A Student of Homosexuality's nothing to be ashamed about, fool
today i earned $86 after tax
My employers made $900 from my work
I have trouble justifying it to myself
by Searle of employed