Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Writing in my name!
Someone too ashamed to say
what their real name is
Haiku # 30889, May 26, 2003 3:41 am ET
by A Student of Homosexuality's nothing to be ashamed about, fool
today i earned $86 after tax
My employers made $900 from my work
I have trouble justifying it to myself
Haiku # 30888, May 26, 2003 3:41 am ET
by Searle of employed
coca cola
condensation on can
refreshing after a day in the shop
Haiku # 30887, May 26, 2003 3:38 am ET
by searle of home with tired back
30883 not mine
Haiku # 30886, May 26, 2003 3:37 am ET
by searle
Thank you good people
I laughed at the submissions
Morning laughter
Haiku # 30885, May 26, 2003 2:29 am ET
by William Nippress
een duhn furgit mel-lie
Haiku # 30884, May 26, 2003 1:34 am ET
by sigh
you the man, ronin
just go and lead the way, dude
and let haiku reign
Haiku # 30883, May 26, 2003 1:26 am ET
by searle
duhh....the night cold and
sweaty. i lay and think
to myself and ask this
question: What's goin' on
HERE?
Haiku # 30882, May 26, 2003 1:19 am ET
by mox
foaming waves sparkle
in a sea of endless blue
a mountain in white
Haiku # 30880, May 26, 2003 1:12 am ET
by ash
with skin like onion
exasperated she'll be
let cock-suckers squib
Haiku # 30879, May 26, 2003 1:10 am ET
by Jake of Jakehole.com
now, girl-boys, behave
you perverts have gone too far
just let my site be
Haiku # 30878, May 26, 2003 1:03 am ET
by janis of Scarborough
Aww for dung jake's sake
Two baloney sammiches
squibbling over jake*
.
(*-crap)
Haiku # 30877, May 26, 2003 1:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet@Jakeass.com of HAHAAHAAA!!!
No, Jake is mine so
He never was really yours
He is true to me
Haiku # 30876, May 26, 2003 12:56 am ET
by sexually frustrated of Go find your own Jake, jake!
Jake was my boyfriend
Boyfriend of mine he was so
My dear boyfriend Jake
Haiku # 30875, May 26, 2003 12:54 am ET
by A Student of Jaking off somewhere
One of the monkeys
Has a lack of confidence
See haiku below
Haiku # 30874, May 25, 2003 6:50 pm ET
by A Student of Baboons!!!
Haikus are private
You should not read my haikus
Please don
Haiku # 30873, May 25, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
They just wrote haiku
Under the name Nippress and
Posted it up here
Haiku # 30872, May 25, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by A Student of Or they relieved themselves on the keyboard
Investigation
by students into monkeys
and writing Shakespeare
Haiku # 30871, May 25, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by A Student of They didn't though
one, two, maybe three
anymore becomes greedy
get your own website
Haiku # 30870, May 25, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by poem limiter
self advertising
shameless, pathetic, blalant
mystery pics good!
Haiku # 30869, May 25, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by jonas! of iceland.
Mark my words one day
This place will be the in place
Property still cheap
Haiku # 30868, May 25, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Fruits vegetables
Some I may never have seen
Shopkeepers smiling
Haiku # 30867, May 25, 2003 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Mostly Sikhs, Hindus
Just finished Gurudwara
Largest in the west
Haiku # 30866, May 25, 2003 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Streets full of strollers
Families, those in the know
Its well kept secret
Haiku # 30865, May 25, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
For those who don
Haiku # 30864, May 25, 2003 5:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Finished about nine
Went shopping in the High Street
For hard to get spice
Haiku # 30863, May 25, 2003 4:58 am ET
by William Nippress
I went to Southall
Great Indian meal last night
Families
Haiku # 30862, May 25, 2003 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Mawkishly sharp smooth
Neighbor steals part of my land
I slap a notice
Haiku # 30861, May 25, 2003 4:53 am ET
by William Nippress
The block that stops you
You will find other ways through
Not impossible
Haiku # 30860, May 25, 2003 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Get out and about
Give yourself space and some time
Forget for a while
Haiku # 30859, May 25, 2003 4:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Most artists
Haiku # 30858, May 25, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
If you stop right now
If you do never retry
Then you are correct
Haiku # 30857, May 25, 2003 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
True artist fight on
You may fail you may succeed
Self-expression rules
Haiku # 30856, May 25, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
When refreshed get back
You
Haiku # 30855, May 25, 2003 4:30 am ET
by William Nippress
You can not give in
Who said life would be easy
By all means take rest
Haiku # 30854, May 25, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
blank paper for writing
I have given up painting not art
a hard decision but needed
Haiku # 30853, May 24, 2003 9:09 pm ET
by searle of william nippress fan club :-0
sunday is washing day
I have enough coin
laundromat if mixed filth i hate you
Haiku # 30852, May 24, 2003 9:05 pm ET
by searle
packing away the paints
clean and store my brushes
maybe one day i will paint again
Haiku # 30851, May 24, 2003 9:01 pm ET
by searle
running blindly down a corridor
footsteps echo, doors fly by, sweat drips
the end is distant
Haiku # 30850, May 24, 2003 8:58 pm ET
by searle
The hat is orange
and, my lord, it is alive!
See it eat the calf!
Haiku # 30849, May 24, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Final submission
Must ask you is Jake a Jerk?
Or is that just you?
Haiku # 30848, May 24, 2003 4:42 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 30847, May 24, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
For this recipe
Jake two pinches of salt a
Nutmeg and an egg
Haiku # 30846, May 24, 2003 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Jake my hand I
Haiku # 30845, May 24, 2003 4:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Pilot to the crew
Prepare for Jake off, be seated
Extinguish all lights
Haiku # 30844, May 24, 2003 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Its unlikely some
one who steals names has friends so
should have said someone
you
Haiku # 30843, May 24, 2003 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
What keeps him going?
These chemicals in his blood
Without which he die
Haiku # 30842, May 24, 2003 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Please tell me what is
Jaked off? Jerked off with accent?
Jake a friend of yours?
Haiku # 30841, May 24, 2003 4:19 am ET
by William Nippress
I nearly claimed the
Simpson haiku, but thought dhoooooo!!!
It
Haiku # 30840, May 24, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
30825, 30829, 30830, 30836, 30837 not mine
Haiku # 30839, May 24, 2003 4:09 am ET
by William Nippress
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