Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

running blindly down a corridor
footsteps echo, doors fly by, sweat drips
the end is distant
Haiku # 30850, May 24, 2003 8:58 pm ET
by searle
The hat is orange
and, my lord, it is alive!
See it eat the calf!
Haiku # 30849, May 24, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Final submission
Must ask you is Jake a Jerk?
Or is that just you?
Haiku # 30848, May 24, 2003 4:42 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 30847, May 24, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
For this recipe
Jake two pinches of salt a
Nutmeg and an egg
Haiku # 30846, May 24, 2003 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Jake my hand I
Haiku # 30845, May 24, 2003 4:35 am ET
by William Nippress
Pilot to the crew
Prepare for Jake off, be seated
Extinguish all lights
Haiku # 30844, May 24, 2003 4:33 am ET
by William Nippress
Its unlikely some
one who steals names has friends so
should have said someone
you
Haiku # 30843, May 24, 2003 4:29 am ET
by William Nippress
What keeps him going?
These chemicals in his blood
Without which he die
Haiku # 30842, May 24, 2003 4:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Please tell me what is
Jaked off? Jerked off with accent?
Jake a friend of yours?
Haiku # 30841, May 24, 2003 4:19 am ET
by William Nippress
I nearly claimed the
Simpson haiku, but thought dhoooooo!!!
It
Haiku # 30840, May 24, 2003 4:16 am ET
by William Nippress
30825, 30829, 30830, 30836, 30837 not mine
Haiku # 30839, May 24, 2003 4:09 am ET
by William Nippress
welcome to the club
Haiku # 30838, May 24, 2003 2:32 am ET
by sexually frustrated of and then was there two
I am to be worshipped. You all can
suck my balls if you don't like me.
Cock suckers......
Haiku # 30837, May 24, 2003 1:09 am ET
by William Nippress
William Nippress is god...I saw
Mickey Mouse nailed to a cross
while the pope jaked off...
Haiku # 30836, May 24, 2003 1:08 am ET
by William Nippress
Floyd the barber, rolls up a doobie,
drinkin' a 40 oz beer, slappin' his
ho' around.
Haiku # 30835, May 24, 2003 1:06 am ET
by samhain
Floyd the barber, rots in hell,
smokin' crack and what's that
smell?
Haiku # 30834, May 24, 2003 1:04 am ET
by samhain
new faces bring joy
when all else is amiss and
dreams seem forgotten
Haiku # 30833, May 24, 2003 1:03 am ET
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
Snip my buttons off,
With your shearing claw, my sweet
Lobster in my pants
Haiku # 30832, May 23, 2003 9:48 pm ET
by Korzak
before things get out
of hand, we gotta Nippress
it in the bud, Ange
Haiku # 30831, May 23, 2003 6:57 pm ET
by onjaysun (Floyd is a barber not a band)
Hug the baby seals,
Hug the porpoiseses,
Hug the walrusess
Hug Tennesee Tuxedo,
Hug Barney Fife
Haiku # 30830, May 23, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
In the words of the great
philosopher Homer J. Simpson....
"DOHHHHHHH!!!"
Haiku # 30829, May 23, 2003 5:29 pm ET
by William Nippress
hippie girls micro
buses or mom's taurus, luv
that mountain aire time
Haiku # 30828, May 23, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by onjaysun (if it's free love can I still get a receipt?)
sometimes it is worse
to have your fear come true
you knew all along
Haiku # 30827, May 23, 2003 3:03 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
i want to know what
it would feel like to
hold him just once more
Haiku # 30826, May 23, 2003 3:00 pm ET
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
I like big butts and I can't deny,
They rock my world
and make me high.
Haiku # 30825, May 23, 2003 11:16 am ET
by William Nippress
"Arf, arf, arf!" Lassie's response
Haiku # 30824, May 23, 2003 11:15 am ET
by samhain
"What's wrong girl? Did Timmy
fall down the well??"
FROM THE 'LASSIE' TV SHOW
Haiku # 30823, May 23, 2003 11:13 am ET
by samhain
When I die,
Bury me with,
My soul.
Haiku # 30822, May 23, 2003 11:12 am ET
by samhain
Let's go mine some cubic zirconia,
And have a party with
Barney the dinosaur
Haiku # 30821, May 23, 2003 11:11 am ET
by samhain
Poems for the blind are useless,
unless spoken with emotion
Haiku # 30820, May 23, 2003 11:10 am ET
by samhain
lovely new 'puter
with eyes of deep cobalt blue
you are marvellous
Haiku # 30819, May 23, 2003 9:51 am ET
by :-) ash
abreast of fashion
considering a tattoo
ta da drum roll please
Haiku # 30818, May 23, 2003 8:50 am ET
by mellie
some deep core drilling
right into the heart of me
promising samples
Haiku # 30817, May 23, 2003 8:47 am ET
by mellie
Its no good you going
on the wagon we
Haiku # 30816, May 23, 2003 6:54 am ET
by Examination Board
It's been eleven
hours since my last drink of beer:
Eleven AM
Haiku # 30815, May 23, 2003 6:38 am ET
by A Student of this is going to halve my shopping bill
Maybe she still sucks her thumb
And we all know what that means
Haiku # 30814, May 23, 2003 6:19 am ET
by Time to come off breast feeding
Do you have a mammary fixation?
Haiku # 30813, May 23, 2003 6:17 am ET
by Tits R Us
wading in waste high
piles of nippless haikus
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 30812, May 23, 2003 6:04 am ET
by ap
Want to make your mark
Contact civilization
Show them who
Haiku # 30811, May 23, 2003 3:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Not a lost city
Turns out it
Haiku # 30810, May 23, 2003 3:29 am ET
by William Nippress
Still don
Haiku # 30809, May 23, 2003 3:25 am ET
by William Nippress
They followed me home
Tribe is banging on my door
Demanding my vote
Haiku # 30808, May 23, 2003 3:22 am ET
by William Nippress
Shows what can happen
When you venture outside house
Think I
Haiku # 30807, May 23, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
These people talk strange
Looking at the sky, bowing
Must be a lost tribe
Haiku # 30806, May 23, 2003 3:18 am ET
by William Nippress
Found a lost city
It was right in the middle
Lawn needs exploring
Haiku # 30805, May 23, 2003 3:14 am ET
by William Nippress
Wading in waist high
I walk through my long grass lawn
About time I cut it
Haiku # 30804, May 23, 2003 3:11 am ET
by William Nippress
Saw a mad man shout
This man doesn
Haiku # 30803, May 23, 2003 3:07 am ET
by William Nippress or is it only mad people who understand?
Pissed on Kronenbourg
Hopes he can avoid exams
Coming to get you
Haiku # 30802, May 23, 2003 2:58 am ET
by Examination board
an alien came
it shat on my rug and left
oh wait, that was me
Haiku # 30801, May 22, 2003 11:32 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
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