They just wrote haiku
Under the name Nippress and
Posted it up here
by A Student of Or they relieved themselves on the keyboard
Investigation
by students into monkeys
and writing Shakespeare
by A Student of They didn't though
one, two, maybe three
anymore becomes greedy
get your own website
by poem limiter
self advertising
shameless, pathetic, blalant
mystery pics good!
by jonas! of iceland.
Mark my words one day
This place will be the in place
Property still cheap
by William Nippress
Fruits vegetables
Some I may never have seen
Shopkeepers smiling
by William Nippress
Mostly Sikhs, Hindus
Just finished Gurudwara
Largest in the west
by William Nippress
Streets full of strollers
Families, those in the know
Its well kept secret
by William Nippress
For those who don
by William Nippress
Finished about nine
Went shopping in the High Street
For hard to get spice
by William Nippress
I went to Southall
Great Indian meal last night
Families
by William Nippress
Mawkishly sharp smooth
Neighbor steals part of my land
I slap a notice
by William Nippress
The block that stops you
You will find other ways through
Not impossible
by William Nippress
Get out and about
Give yourself space and some time
Forget for a while
by William Nippress
Most artists
by William Nippress
If you stop right now
If you do never retry
Then you are correct
by William Nippress
True artist fight on
You may fail you may succeed
Self-expression rules
by William Nippress
When refreshed get back
You
by William Nippress
You can not give in
Who said life would be easy
By all means take rest
by William Nippress
blank paper for writing
I have given up painting not art
a hard decision but needed
by searle of william nippress fan club :-0
sunday is washing day
I have enough coin
laundromat if mixed filth i hate you
by searle
packing away the paints
clean and store my brushes
maybe one day i will paint again
by searle
running blindly down a corridor
footsteps echo, doors fly by, sweat drips
the end is distant
by searle
The hat is orange
and, my lord, it is alive!
See it eat the calf!
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Final submission
Must ask you is Jake a Jerk?
Or is that just you?
by William Nippress
For this recipe
Jake two pinches of salt a
Nutmeg and an egg
by William Nippress
Jake my hand I
by William Nippress
Pilot to the crew
Prepare for Jake off, be seated
Extinguish all lights
by William Nippress
Its unlikely some
one who steals names has friends so
should have said someone
you
by William Nippress
What keeps him going?
These chemicals in his blood
Without which he die
by William Nippress
Please tell me what is
Jaked off? Jerked off with accent?
Jake a friend of yours?
by William Nippress
I nearly claimed the
Simpson haiku, but thought dhoooooo!!!
It
by William Nippress
30825, 30829, 30830, 30836, 30837 not mine
by William Nippress
welcome to the club
by sexually frustrated of and then was there two
I am to be worshipped. You all can
suck my balls if you don't like me.
Cock suckers......
by William Nippress
William Nippress is god...I saw
Mickey Mouse nailed to a cross
while the pope jaked off...
by William Nippress
Floyd the barber, rolls up a doobie,
drinkin' a 40 oz beer, slappin' his
ho' around.
by samhain
Floyd the barber, rots in hell,
smokin' crack and what's that
smell?
by samhain
new faces bring joy
when all else is amiss and
dreams seem forgotten
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
Snip my buttons off,
With your shearing claw, my sweet
Lobster in my pants
by Korzak
before things get out
of hand, we gotta Nippress
it in the bud, Ange
by onjaysun (Floyd is a barber not a band)
Hug the baby seals,
Hug the porpoiseses,
Hug the walrusess
Hug Tennesee Tuxedo,
Hug Barney Fife
by William Nippress
In the words of the great
philosopher Homer J. Simpson....
"DOHHHHHHH!!!"
by William Nippress
hippie girls micro
buses or mom's taurus, luv
that mountain aire time
by onjaysun (if it's free love can I still get a receipt?)
sometimes it is worse
to have your fear come true
you knew all along
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
i want to know what
it would feel like to
hold him just once more
by lissle lauren that be really sad of lost somewhere in your smile
I like big butts and I can't deny,
They rock my world
and make me high.
by William Nippress
"Arf, arf, arf!" Lassie's response
by samhain
"What's wrong girl? Did Timmy
fall down the well??"
FROM THE 'LASSIE' TV SHOW
by samhain
