Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

storm is over
or is it just the eye
feeling ok with my choices today
Haiku # 30914, May 26, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by searle of here
william nippress's words
interesting, sparks thought
can't be bad
Haiku # 30913, May 26, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by searle of morning
Negative people
Sorry used up so much space
But they bring me down
Haiku # 30912, May 26, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
And to be honest
I won
Haiku # 30911, May 26, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 30910, May 26, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by W
If you really must
Pulling holes in my Haiku
Feel free I
Haiku # 30909, May 26, 2003 3:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
If your life is bad
I
Haiku # 30908, May 26, 2003 3:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
I like this Haiku site
And I read some good people
Stop criticizing
Haiku # 30907, May 26, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
There
Haiku # 30906, May 26, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
Would be small minded
If all my life was just here
Relax have some fun
Haiku # 30905, May 26, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
Status is just crap
It
Haiku # 30904, May 26, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
People steal my name
People rubbish me, so what
It
Haiku # 30903, May 26, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
Never claimed high ground
Never said my work was good
Its just fun relax
Haiku # 30902, May 26, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
Looks over shoulder
Its ok still 571
Am I after him?
Haiku # 30901, May 26, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
Cliff likes to eat sand.
He'd have some sand sandwiches,
If he had some bread.
Haiku # 30900, May 26, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by JH of London
Floating feathers drift
On warm air currents rising
Like effective dough.
Haiku # 30899, May 26, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by JH of London
Equally Trying:
Conversations on stairways.
Insufferable.
Haiku # 30898, May 26, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by JH of London
Insufferable.
Conversations in doorways.
Insufferable.
Haiku # 30897, May 26, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by JH of London
Jangling keys, weird sensation,
Look in my pocket
For a brief demonstration
Haiku # 30896, May 26, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by JH of London
please understand me
i'm as normal as you are
if you were normal
Haiku # 30895, May 26, 2003 9:57 am ET
by ash
nasal congestion
i cut my toenails today
is this a poem ?
Haiku # 30894, May 26, 2003 9:54 am ET
by ash
here is a journal
documenting drab details
of a boring life


i just have to ask
please go and sit somewhere else
not near the keyboard
Haiku # 30893, May 26, 2003 9:44 am ET
by ash
you heard it here first :
william nippress the new mox
who counts seventeen
Haiku # 30892, May 26, 2003 9:37 am ET
by ash
i have to confess
i didn't like my last work
as it wasn't mine
Haiku # 30891, May 26, 2003 9:35 am ET
by ash (the real ash you understand)
you're welcome nipp dude
look how pissed off jake fool is
tenga buen dia
Haiku # 30890, May 26, 2003 7:51 am ET
by harharhar of Jakingshit.com
Writing in my name!
Someone too ashamed to say
what their real name is
Haiku # 30889, May 26, 2003 3:41 am ET
by A Student of Homosexuality's nothing to be ashamed about, fool
today i earned $86 after tax
My employers made $900 from my work
I have trouble justifying it to myself
Haiku # 30888, May 26, 2003 3:41 am ET
by Searle of employed
coca cola
condensation on can
refreshing after a day in the shop
Haiku # 30887, May 26, 2003 3:38 am ET
by searle of home with tired back
30883 not mine
Haiku # 30886, May 26, 2003 3:37 am ET
by searle
Thank you good people
I laughed at the submissions
Morning laughter
Haiku # 30885, May 26, 2003 2:29 am ET
by William Nippress
een duhn furgit mel-lie
Haiku # 30884, May 26, 2003 1:34 am ET
by sigh
you the man, ronin
just go and lead the way, dude
and let haiku reign
Haiku # 30883, May 26, 2003 1:26 am ET
by searle
duhh....the night cold and
sweaty. i lay and think
to myself and ask this
question: What's goin' on
HERE?
Haiku # 30882, May 26, 2003 1:19 am ET
by mox
foaming waves sparkle
in a sea of endless blue
a mountain in white
Haiku # 30880, May 26, 2003 1:12 am ET
by ash
with skin like onion
exasperated she'll be
let cock-suckers squib
Haiku # 30879, May 26, 2003 1:10 am ET
by Jake of Jakehole.com
now, girl-boys, behave
you perverts have gone too far
just let my site be
Haiku # 30878, May 26, 2003 1:03 am ET
by janis of Scarborough
Aww for dung jake's sake
Two baloney sammiches
squibbling over jake*
.
(*-crap)
Haiku # 30877, May 26, 2003 1:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet@Jakeass.com of HAHAAHAAA!!!
No, Jake is mine so
He never was really yours
He is true to me
Haiku # 30876, May 26, 2003 12:56 am ET
by sexually frustrated of Go find your own Jake, jake!
Jake was my boyfriend
Boyfriend of mine he was so
My dear boyfriend Jake
Haiku # 30875, May 26, 2003 12:54 am ET
by A Student of Jaking off somewhere
One of the monkeys
Has a lack of confidence
See haiku below
Haiku # 30874, May 25, 2003 6:50 pm ET
by A Student of Baboons!!!
Haikus are private
You should not read my haikus
Please don
Haiku # 30873, May 25, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
They just wrote haiku
Under the name Nippress and
Posted it up here
Haiku # 30872, May 25, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by A Student of Or they relieved themselves on the keyboard
Investigation
by students into monkeys
and writing Shakespeare
Haiku # 30871, May 25, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by A Student of They didn't though
one, two, maybe three
anymore becomes greedy
get your own website
Haiku # 30870, May 25, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by poem limiter
self advertising
shameless, pathetic, blalant
mystery pics good!
Haiku # 30869, May 25, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by jonas! of iceland.
Mark my words one day
This place will be the in place
Property still cheap
Haiku # 30868, May 25, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Fruits vegetables
Some I may never have seen
Shopkeepers smiling
Haiku # 30867, May 25, 2003 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Mostly Sikhs, Hindus
Just finished Gurudwara
Largest in the west
Haiku # 30866, May 25, 2003 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Streets full of strollers
Families, those in the know
Its well kept secret
Haiku # 30865, May 25, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
For those who don
Haiku # 30864, May 25, 2003 5:00 am ET
by William Nippress
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