Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77431 Haiku later...

Jangling keys, weird sensation,
Look in my pocket
For a brief demonstration
Haiku # 30896, May 26, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by JH of London
please understand me
i'm as normal as you are
if you were normal
Haiku # 30895, May 26, 2003 9:57 am ET
by ash
nasal congestion
i cut my toenails today
is this a poem ?
Haiku # 30894, May 26, 2003 9:54 am ET
by ash
here is a journal
documenting drab details
of a boring life


i just have to ask
please go and sit somewhere else
not near the keyboard
Haiku # 30893, May 26, 2003 9:44 am ET
by ash
you heard it here first :
william nippress the new mox
who counts seventeen
Haiku # 30892, May 26, 2003 9:37 am ET
by ash
i have to confess
i didn't like my last work
as it wasn't mine
Haiku # 30891, May 26, 2003 9:35 am ET
by ash (the real ash you understand)
you're welcome nipp dude
look how pissed off jake fool is
tenga buen dia
Haiku # 30890, May 26, 2003 7:51 am ET
by harharhar of Jakingshit.com
Writing in my name!
Someone too ashamed to say
what their real name is
Haiku # 30889, May 26, 2003 3:41 am ET
by A Student of Homosexuality's nothing to be ashamed about, fool
today i earned $86 after tax
My employers made $900 from my work
I have trouble justifying it to myself
Haiku # 30888, May 26, 2003 3:41 am ET
by Searle of employed
coca cola
condensation on can
refreshing after a day in the shop
Haiku # 30887, May 26, 2003 3:38 am ET
by searle of home with tired back
30883 not mine
Haiku # 30886, May 26, 2003 3:37 am ET
by searle
Thank you good people
I laughed at the submissions
Morning laughter
Haiku # 30885, May 26, 2003 2:29 am ET
by William Nippress
een duhn furgit mel-lie
Haiku # 30884, May 26, 2003 1:34 am ET
by sigh
you the man, ronin
just go and lead the way, dude
and let haiku reign
Haiku # 30883, May 26, 2003 1:26 am ET
by searle
duhh....the night cold and
sweaty. i lay and think
to myself and ask this
question: What's goin' on
HERE?
Haiku # 30882, May 26, 2003 1:19 am ET
by mox
foaming waves sparkle
in a sea of endless blue
a mountain in white
Haiku # 30880, May 26, 2003 1:12 am ET
by ash
with skin like onion
exasperated she'll be
let cock-suckers squib
Haiku # 30879, May 26, 2003 1:10 am ET
by Jake of Jakehole.com
now, girl-boys, behave
you perverts have gone too far
just let my site be
Haiku # 30878, May 26, 2003 1:03 am ET
by janis of Scarborough
Aww for dung jake's sake
Two baloney sammiches
squibbling over jake*
.
(*-crap)
Haiku # 30877, May 26, 2003 1:00 am ET
by Anonymous Poet@Jakeass.com of HAHAAHAAA!!!
No, Jake is mine so
He never was really yours
He is true to me
Haiku # 30876, May 26, 2003 12:56 am ET
by sexually frustrated of Go find your own Jake, jake!
Jake was my boyfriend
Boyfriend of mine he was so
My dear boyfriend Jake
Haiku # 30875, May 26, 2003 12:54 am ET
by A Student of Jaking off somewhere
One of the monkeys
Has a lack of confidence
See haiku below
Haiku # 30874, May 25, 2003 6:50 pm ET
by A Student of Baboons!!!
Haikus are private
You should not read my haikus
Please don
Haiku # 30873, May 25, 2003 6:28 pm ET
by William Nippress
They just wrote haiku
Under the name Nippress and
Posted it up here
Haiku # 30872, May 25, 2003 3:15 pm ET
by A Student of Or they relieved themselves on the keyboard
Investigation
by students into monkeys
and writing Shakespeare
Haiku # 30871, May 25, 2003 3:13 pm ET
by A Student of They didn't though
one, two, maybe three
anymore becomes greedy
get your own website
Haiku # 30870, May 25, 2003 2:55 pm ET
by poem limiter
self advertising
shameless, pathetic, blalant
mystery pics good!
Haiku # 30869, May 25, 2003 12:09 pm ET
by jonas! of iceland.
Mark my words one day
This place will be the in place
Property still cheap
Haiku # 30868, May 25, 2003 5:16 am ET
by William Nippress
Fruits vegetables
Some I may never have seen
Shopkeepers smiling
Haiku # 30867, May 25, 2003 5:13 am ET
by William Nippress
Mostly Sikhs, Hindus
Just finished Gurudwara
Largest in the west
Haiku # 30866, May 25, 2003 5:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Streets full of strollers
Families, those in the know
Its well kept secret
Haiku # 30865, May 25, 2003 5:04 am ET
by William Nippress
For those who don
Haiku # 30864, May 25, 2003 5:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Finished about nine
Went shopping in the High Street
For hard to get spice
Haiku # 30863, May 25, 2003 4:58 am ET
by William Nippress
I went to Southall
Great Indian meal last night
Families
Haiku # 30862, May 25, 2003 4:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Mawkishly sharp smooth
Neighbor steals part of my land
I slap a notice
Haiku # 30861, May 25, 2003 4:53 am ET
by William Nippress
The block that stops you
You will find other ways through
Not impossible
Haiku # 30860, May 25, 2003 4:47 am ET
by William Nippress
Get out and about
Give yourself space and some time
Forget for a while
Haiku # 30859, May 25, 2003 4:43 am ET
by William Nippress
Most artists
Haiku # 30858, May 25, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
If you stop right now
If you do never retry
Then you are correct
Haiku # 30857, May 25, 2003 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
True artist fight on
You may fail you may succeed
Self-expression rules
Haiku # 30856, May 25, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
When refreshed get back
You
Haiku # 30855, May 25, 2003 4:30 am ET
by William Nippress
You can not give in
Who said life would be easy
By all means take rest
Haiku # 30854, May 25, 2003 4:27 am ET
by William Nippress
blank paper for writing
I have given up painting not art
a hard decision but needed
Haiku # 30853, May 24, 2003 9:09 pm ET
by searle of william nippress fan club :-0
sunday is washing day
I have enough coin
laundromat if mixed filth i hate you
Haiku # 30852, May 24, 2003 9:05 pm ET
by searle
packing away the paints
clean and store my brushes
maybe one day i will paint again
Haiku # 30851, May 24, 2003 9:01 pm ET
by searle
running blindly down a corridor
footsteps echo, doors fly by, sweat drips
the end is distant
Haiku # 30850, May 24, 2003 8:58 pm ET
by searle
The hat is orange
and, my lord, it is alive!
See it eat the calf!
Haiku # 30849, May 24, 2003 4:51 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
Final submission
Must ask you is Jake a Jerk?
Or is that just you?
Haiku # 30848, May 24, 2003 4:42 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 30847, May 24, 2003 4:39 am ET
by William Nippress
For this recipe
Jake two pinches of salt a
Nutmeg and an egg
Haiku # 30846, May 24, 2003 4:37 am ET
by William Nippress
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