Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

the tighter the jeans, the stinkier
the pussy. hot girls in tigh jeans,
the smell of stinky pussy sex
Haiku # 30931, May 27, 2003 8:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stinky pussy in tight jeans
the smell of sex
Haiku # 30930, May 27, 2003 8:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
..a shot of mild punch
hardly delivers the rush
....of a strong liquor
Haiku # 30929, May 27, 2003 7:42 am ET
by ronin@soamateurishreallyifimightsosay
I'm pretty sure that
William and sexually
have their own robots
Haiku # 30928, May 27, 2003 5:37 am ET
by k of it's really beyond those two 'getting a life' at this point isn't it?
Searle glad to hear it
Take a rest, forget a while
Go back at own speed

Haiku # 30927, May 27, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
No wish to go on
No one of us is faultless
Relax just have some fun
Haiku # 30926, May 27, 2003 2:36 am ET
by William Nippress
And lets talk about
Some Non Haiku submissions
Limericks for one!
Haiku # 30925, May 27, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Have no wish to moan
But you are so selective
Some go no comment
Haiku # 30924, May 27, 2003 2:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Why set yourself up
As arbiter of good taste
What is the problem
Haiku # 30923, May 27, 2003 2:30 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30922, May 27, 2003 2:27 am ET
by William Nippress
quality control
it's all about discretion
rather than volume
Haiku # 30921, May 26, 2003 9:49 pm ET
by ash
all we are saying
give other pieces a chance
and don't hog the screen
Haiku # 30920, May 26, 2003 9:44 pm ET
by ash
i can hardly wait
welcoming with open arms
the apocolypse
Haiku # 30919, May 26, 2003 6:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
pissing on a tomb
everyone must realize
the dead get thirsty
Haiku # 30918, May 26, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
memorial day
so and so died for such and-
such blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 30917, May 26, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
our fallen soldiers
i envision their corpses
grilling like hotdogs
Haiku # 30916, May 26, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
absorbing the rays
real men don't apply sun screen
i am so hardcore
Haiku # 30915, May 26, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
storm is over
or is it just the eye
feeling ok with my choices today
Haiku # 30914, May 26, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by searle of here
william nippress's words
interesting, sparks thought
can't be bad
Haiku # 30913, May 26, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by searle of morning
Negative people
Sorry used up so much space
But they bring me down
Haiku # 30912, May 26, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
And to be honest
I won
Haiku # 30911, May 26, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 30910, May 26, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by W
If you really must
Pulling holes in my Haiku
Feel free I
Haiku # 30909, May 26, 2003 3:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
If your life is bad
I
Haiku # 30908, May 26, 2003 3:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
I like this Haiku site
And I read some good people
Stop criticizing
Haiku # 30907, May 26, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
There
Haiku # 30906, May 26, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
Would be small minded
If all my life was just here
Relax have some fun
Haiku # 30905, May 26, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
Status is just crap
It
Haiku # 30904, May 26, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
People steal my name
People rubbish me, so what
It
Haiku # 30903, May 26, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
Never claimed high ground
Never said my work was good
Its just fun relax
Haiku # 30902, May 26, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
Looks over shoulder
Its ok still 571
Am I after him?
Haiku # 30901, May 26, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
Cliff likes to eat sand.
He'd have some sand sandwiches,
If he had some bread.
Haiku # 30900, May 26, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by JH of London
Floating feathers drift
On warm air currents rising
Like effective dough.
Haiku # 30899, May 26, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by JH of London
Equally Trying:
Conversations on stairways.
Insufferable.
Haiku # 30898, May 26, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by JH of London
Insufferable.
Conversations in doorways.
Insufferable.
Haiku # 30897, May 26, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by JH of London
Jangling keys, weird sensation,
Look in my pocket
For a brief demonstration
Haiku # 30896, May 26, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by JH of London
please understand me
i'm as normal as you are
if you were normal
Haiku # 30895, May 26, 2003 9:57 am ET
by ash
nasal congestion
i cut my toenails today
is this a poem ?
Haiku # 30894, May 26, 2003 9:54 am ET
by ash
here is a journal
documenting drab details
of a boring life


i just have to ask
please go and sit somewhere else
not near the keyboard
Haiku # 30893, May 26, 2003 9:44 am ET
by ash
you heard it here first :
william nippress the new mox
who counts seventeen
Haiku # 30892, May 26, 2003 9:37 am ET
by ash
i have to confess
i didn't like my last work
as it wasn't mine
Haiku # 30891, May 26, 2003 9:35 am ET
by ash (the real ash you understand)
you're welcome nipp dude
look how pissed off jake fool is
tenga buen dia
Haiku # 30890, May 26, 2003 7:51 am ET
by harharhar of Jakingshit.com
Writing in my name!
Someone too ashamed to say
what their real name is
Haiku # 30889, May 26, 2003 3:41 am ET
by A Student of Homosexuality's nothing to be ashamed about, fool
today i earned $86 after tax
My employers made $900 from my work
I have trouble justifying it to myself
Haiku # 30888, May 26, 2003 3:41 am ET
by Searle of employed
coca cola
condensation on can
refreshing after a day in the shop
Haiku # 30887, May 26, 2003 3:38 am ET
by searle of home with tired back
30883 not mine
Haiku # 30886, May 26, 2003 3:37 am ET
by searle
Thank you good people
I laughed at the submissions
Morning laughter
Haiku # 30885, May 26, 2003 2:29 am ET
by William Nippress
een duhn furgit mel-lie
Haiku # 30884, May 26, 2003 1:34 am ET
by sigh
you the man, ronin
just go and lead the way, dude
and let haiku reign
Haiku # 30883, May 26, 2003 1:26 am ET
by searle
duhh....the night cold and
sweaty. i lay and think
to myself and ask this
question: What's goin' on
HERE?
Haiku # 30882, May 26, 2003 1:19 am ET
by mox
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