Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 40 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

Have another go
And this time put effort in
If you can funny
Haiku # 30943, May 27, 2003 1:41 pm ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30942, May 27, 2003 1:38 pm ET
by William Nippress
Syllables are wrong
Nine, Eight, Three, put in my name
Not bad it
Haiku # 30941, May 27, 2003 1:32 pm ET
by William Nippress
ocean and sea shore
fucking for eternity
the tide's coming in
Haiku # 30940, May 27, 2003 1:29 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
To have an affair
I
Haiku # 30939, May 27, 2003 1:27 pm ET
by William Nippress
30932 not mine
Haiku # 30938, May 27, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by William Nippress
my brain is itchy
so i load my revolver
and scratch it for good
Haiku # 30937, May 27, 2003 1:21 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
1 2 3
a Bumble bee
in your shoe
Haiku # 30936, May 27, 2003 11:22 am ET
by samhain
I saw a giraffe
But it only had three legs
But twenty one heads
Haiku # 30935, May 27, 2003 9:24 am ET
by A Student of Exams to fail
this time tomorrow
I will already know it
if I don't know now
Haiku # 30934, May 27, 2003 9:04 am ET
by mellie
I am sexually frustrated and
William Nippress is my gay love
interest
Haiku # 30933, May 27, 2003 8:36 am ET
by sexually frustrated
I am William Nippress and am gay.
Having affair with sexually
frustrated
Haiku # 30932, May 27, 2003 8:36 am ET
by William Nippress
the tighter the jeans, the stinkier
the pussy. hot girls in tigh jeans,
the smell of stinky pussy sex
Haiku # 30931, May 27, 2003 8:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
stinky pussy in tight jeans
the smell of sex
Haiku # 30930, May 27, 2003 8:17 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
..a shot of mild punch
hardly delivers the rush
....of a strong liquor
Haiku # 30929, May 27, 2003 7:42 am ET
by ronin@soamateurishreallyifimightsosay
I'm pretty sure that
William and sexually
have their own robots
Haiku # 30928, May 27, 2003 5:37 am ET
by k of it's really beyond those two 'getting a life' at this point isn't it?
Searle glad to hear it
Take a rest, forget a while
Go back at own speed

Haiku # 30927, May 27, 2003 2:55 am ET
by William Nippress
No wish to go on
No one of us is faultless
Relax just have some fun
Haiku # 30926, May 27, 2003 2:36 am ET
by William Nippress
And lets talk about
Some Non Haiku submissions
Limericks for one!
Haiku # 30925, May 27, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Have no wish to moan
But you are so selective
Some go no comment
Haiku # 30924, May 27, 2003 2:31 am ET
by William Nippress
Why set yourself up
As arbiter of good taste
What is the problem
Haiku # 30923, May 27, 2003 2:30 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30922, May 27, 2003 2:27 am ET
by William Nippress
quality control
it's all about discretion
rather than volume
Haiku # 30921, May 26, 2003 9:49 pm ET
by ash
all we are saying
give other pieces a chance
and don't hog the screen
Haiku # 30920, May 26, 2003 9:44 pm ET
by ash
i can hardly wait
welcoming with open arms
the apocolypse
Haiku # 30919, May 26, 2003 6:22 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
pissing on a tomb
everyone must realize
the dead get thirsty
Haiku # 30918, May 26, 2003 6:08 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
memorial day
so and so died for such and-
such blah blah blah blah
Haiku # 30917, May 26, 2003 5:53 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
our fallen soldiers
i envision their corpses
grilling like hotdogs
Haiku # 30916, May 26, 2003 5:50 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
absorbing the rays
real men don't apply sun screen
i am so hardcore
Haiku # 30915, May 26, 2003 5:47 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
storm is over
or is it just the eye
feeling ok with my choices today
Haiku # 30914, May 26, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by searle of here
william nippress's words
interesting, sparks thought
can't be bad
Haiku # 30913, May 26, 2003 5:20 pm ET
by searle of morning
Negative people
Sorry used up so much space
But they bring me down
Haiku # 30912, May 26, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by William Nippress
And to be honest
I won
Haiku # 30911, May 26, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by William Nippress
They
Haiku # 30910, May 26, 2003 3:20 pm ET
by W
If you really must
Pulling holes in my Haiku
Feel free I
Haiku # 30909, May 26, 2003 3:17 pm ET
by William Nippress
If your life is bad
I
Haiku # 30908, May 26, 2003 3:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
I like this Haiku site
And I read some good people
Stop criticizing
Haiku # 30907, May 26, 2003 3:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
There
Haiku # 30906, May 26, 2003 3:06 pm ET
by William Nippress
Would be small minded
If all my life was just here
Relax have some fun
Haiku # 30905, May 26, 2003 3:02 pm ET
by William Nippress
Status is just crap
It
Haiku # 30904, May 26, 2003 2:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
People steal my name
People rubbish me, so what
It
Haiku # 30903, May 26, 2003 2:54 pm ET
by William Nippress
Never claimed high ground
Never said my work was good
Its just fun relax
Haiku # 30902, May 26, 2003 2:50 pm ET
by William Nippress
Looks over shoulder
Its ok still 571
Am I after him?
Haiku # 30901, May 26, 2003 2:48 pm ET
by William Nippress
Cliff likes to eat sand.
He'd have some sand sandwiches,
If he had some bread.
Haiku # 30900, May 26, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by JH of London
Floating feathers drift
On warm air currents rising
Like effective dough.
Haiku # 30899, May 26, 2003 1:31 pm ET
by JH of London
Equally Trying:
Conversations on stairways.
Insufferable.
Haiku # 30898, May 26, 2003 1:26 pm ET
by JH of London
Insufferable.
Conversations in doorways.
Insufferable.
Haiku # 30897, May 26, 2003 1:25 pm ET
by JH of London
Jangling keys, weird sensation,
Look in my pocket
For a brief demonstration
Haiku # 30896, May 26, 2003 1:23 pm ET
by JH of London
please understand me
i'm as normal as you are
if you were normal
Haiku # 30895, May 26, 2003 9:57 am ET
by ash
nasal congestion
i cut my toenails today
is this a poem ?
Haiku # 30894, May 26, 2003 9:54 am ET
by ash
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