I will make a deal
Don
by William Nippress
Don't touch my butt please,
It just might explode real soon.
It's happened before!
by Joe of USA
Such a charming lass,
It is too bad she looks
So much like Hitler
by Anonymous Poet
Robots fighting me,
They cannot hope to succeed
Parts fly everywhere
by Korzak
the point is this, bill :
you are too often like spam
enough already
i like reading here
my scroll finger grows weary
edging through too much
by ash
oh no! three small eggs
what a mess for these damn eggs
cleaning up my mess
by Teiko
It shouldn't be good
That would just defeat the point
badhaiku.com
by A Student of Yay, exam to fail tomorrow!
BBQ rained out
and no beach to be seen, stuck
honoring the past
by onjaysun (you mean MemDay ain't just for yard sales)
Just occurred to me
May be asking just too much
Its ok, write crap!
by William Nippress
Just occurred to me
May be asking just too much
Its ok, write crap!
by William Nippress
If it
by William Nippress
Have another go
And this time put effort in
If you can funny
by William Nippress
Syllables are wrong
Nine, Eight, Three, put in my name
Not bad it
by William Nippress
ocean and sea shore
fucking for eternity
the tide's coming in
by sexually frustrated
To have an affair
I
by William Nippress
30932 not mine
by William Nippress
my brain is itchy
so i load my revolver
and scratch it for good
by sexually frustrated
1 2 3
a Bumble bee
in your shoe
by samhain
I saw a giraffe
But it only had three legs
But twenty one heads
by A Student of Exams to fail
this time tomorrow
I will already know it
if I don't know now
by mellie
I am sexually frustrated and
William Nippress is my gay love
interest
by sexually frustrated
I am William Nippress and am gay.
Having affair with sexually
frustrated
by William Nippress
the tighter the jeans, the stinkier
the pussy. hot girls in tigh jeans,
the smell of stinky pussy sex
by Anonymous Poet
stinky pussy in tight jeans
the smell of sex
by Anonymous Poet
..a shot of mild punch
hardly delivers the rush
....of a strong liquor
by ronin@soamateurishreallyifimightsosay
I'm pretty sure that
William and sexually
have their own robots
by k of it's really beyond those two 'getting a life' at this point isn't it?
Searle glad to hear it
Take a rest, forget a while
Go back at own speed
by William Nippress
No wish to go on
No one of us is faultless
Relax just have some fun
by William Nippress
And lets talk about
Some Non Haiku submissions
Limericks for one!
by William Nippress
Have no wish to moan
But you are so selective
Some go no comment
by William Nippress
Why set yourself up
As arbiter of good taste
What is the problem
by William Nippress
quality control
it's all about discretion
rather than volume
by ash
all we are saying
give other pieces a chance
and don't hog the screen
by ash
i can hardly wait
welcoming with open arms
the apocolypse
by sexually frustrated
pissing on a tomb
everyone must realize
the dead get thirsty
by sexually frustrated
memorial day
so and so died for such and-
such blah blah blah blah
by sexually frustrated
our fallen soldiers
i envision their corpses
grilling like hotdogs
by sexually frustrated
absorbing the rays
real men don't apply sun screen
i am so hardcore
by sexually frustrated
storm is over
or is it just the eye
feeling ok with my choices today
by searle of here
william nippress's words
interesting, sparks thought
can't be bad
by searle of morning
Negative people
Sorry used up so much space
But they bring me down
by William Nippress
And to be honest
I won
by William Nippress
If you really must
Pulling holes in my Haiku
Feel free I
by William Nippress
If your life is bad
I
by William Nippress
I like this Haiku site
And I read some good people
Stop criticizing
by William Nippress
