Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

Burnt Grandma Sandwich
Haiku # 31030, May 28, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by samhain
Zabadooey is
Another SF split off
Personality
Haiku # 31029, May 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
i worship sf so leave me alone,
i want to have his love child
in france, in the sewer
Haiku # 31028, May 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Wiliam Nippress
Never seen it done
SF will show us just how
To kiss ones own ass
Haiku # 31024, May 28, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
shut the hell up will
you don't have to kiss my ass
i kiss my own ass
Haiku # 31022, May 28, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What is lackluster?
A haiku without SF
Sad to see him go
Haiku # 31021, May 28, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
There and then he
Haiku # 31020, May 28, 2003 2:43 pm ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 31019, May 28, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hi Sexually F
I was just thinking of you
Thought you
Haiku # 31018, May 28, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by William Nippress
i had a good run
i'm no longer hate-worthy
so it's time to leave
Haiku # 31017, May 28, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i am so jealous
will is more hated than me
and i'm a racist
Haiku # 31016, May 28, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (he's usurped my throne)
Student how
Haiku # 31015, May 28, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by William Nippress
Very poor attempt
Think ash can speak for himself
As he
Haiku # 31014, May 28, 2003 2:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
It must be quite hard
Feeding and cleaning monkeys
While they write haiku
Haiku # 31013, May 28, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I wanted to be
Zabadooey but I can
Haiku # 31012, May 28, 2003 2:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
31007
Not mine but thanks anyway
Haiku # 31011, May 28, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
accidentally burnt granma's liver,
she drank too much cuervo,
little worm in her gut-sac
Haiku # 31009, May 28, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by samhain
hOmEy GaNgStA, iN dA sKy
GiMmE nOw A pLAcE tO
fLy
Haiku # 31008, May 28, 2003 1:49 pm ET
by tUpAc LiL bRoThA of cOmPtOn, CaLiFoRnIa
I, William Nippress am a sod and
a soppy pratt. Please give me
money for drugs
Haiku # 31007, May 28, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
accidentally burnt granma's face
off with a cattle prod
little pieces mad cow
Haiku # 31006, May 28, 2003 1:46 pm ET
by samhain
william nippress go away and
leave us, we have no need for
you or your kind here now
Haiku # 31005, May 28, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by ash
accidentally burnt grama's socks
while playing in the rafters,
old people not knowing things
Haiku # 31004, May 28, 2003 1:41 pm ET
by samhain
leccy bankie on
feeling warm down to my toes
these uggy boots suck
Haiku # 31001, May 28, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by mellie, 'nighty night
i'm not in or out
just longing to be somewhere
is else a good place ?
Haiku # 31000, May 28, 2003 1:32 pm ET
by mellie
keep on doing it
don't stop now you are on top
up where you belong
Haiku # 30999, May 28, 2003 1:30 pm ET
by mellie, gone down again: so what's new ? :-)
All shout Ash is back!!!
Maybe we should try this more
Helps you back on track
Haiku # 30998, May 28, 2003 12:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
the mattress beckons
softly i sink into it
and yet out of it
Haiku # 30997, May 28, 2003 11:56 am ET
by ash
Your output/standard
Its going up, soon be back
What it was before
Haiku # 30996, May 28, 2003 11:54 am ET
by William Nippress
middle of the night
poseidon of pots and pans
dishwasher rouses
Haiku # 30995, May 28, 2003 11:49 am ET
by ash
Green before my eyes
Nature forces me to look
See my spring garment
Haiku # 30994, May 28, 2003 11:48 am ET
by William Nippress
humble poet lurks
biding time for expression
letting silence be
Haiku # 30993, May 28, 2003 11:46 am ET
by ash
Causality wills
The new haiku precedence
Loved by all who try
Haiku # 30992, May 28, 2003 11:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Your last ones Moxie
Seventeen syllables cut
Just as I
Haiku # 30991, May 28, 2003 11:41 am ET
by William Nippress
i always reflect
so dull illumination
my light is fading
Haiku # 30990, May 28, 2003 11:40 am ET
by ash
breathe in sometimes will
embrace the profound power
of the reset tab
Haiku # 30989, May 28, 2003 11:38 am ET
by ash
Your new stuff not so
It just looks a lot like mine
We both know mines bad
Haiku # 30988, May 28, 2003 11:37 am ET
by William Nippress
o merry england
deride william's best efforts
he is no shakespeare
Haiku # 30987, May 28, 2003 11:35 am ET
by ash
Did you mean me/you?
If you
Haiku # 30986, May 28, 2003 11:34 am ET
by William Nippress
i'm cantankerous
you're can'takeahinterous
it's preposterous
Haiku # 30984, May 28, 2003 11:32 am ET
by ash
I can see him now
Overweight crew cut red-faced
Calling buddies dude
Haiku # 30983, May 28, 2003 11:30 am ET
by William Nippress
launch a new website
and then i can ignore you
there instead of here
Haiku # 30982, May 28, 2003 11:30 am ET
by ash
i've read all haiku
close to thirty-one thousand
bad is accurate
Haiku # 30981, May 28, 2003 11:27 am ET
by ash
I must be truthful
I must be a lesbian
I adore women
Haiku # 30980, May 28, 2003 11:25 am ET
by William Nippress
We have more balance
Our society accepts
Gays are normal here
Haiku # 30979, May 28, 2003 11:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Gay is an insult?
Only to those from Hicksville
I live in Europe
Haiku # 30978, May 28, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Nine, seven, Seven
Syllables is not Haiku
Have another go
Haiku # 30977, May 28, 2003 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Calling names who cares?
An insult, if I were gay?
I do not think so!
Haiku # 30976, May 28, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Inadequate males
Make comments on other men
They think it
Haiku # 30974, May 28, 2003 11:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Are you desperate?
Do you need to get noticed?
You inadequate?
Haiku # 30973, May 28, 2003 11:01 am ET
by William Nippress
stinky snatch cunt pussy smell
in tight girlie jeans
Haiku # 30971, May 28, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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