Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

I, William Nippress am a sod and
a soppy pratt. Please give me
money for drugs
Haiku # 31007, May 28, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
accidentally burnt granma's face
off with a cattle prod
little pieces mad cow
Haiku # 31006, May 28, 2003 1:46 pm ET
by samhain
william nippress go away and
leave us, we have no need for
you or your kind here now
Haiku # 31005, May 28, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by ash
accidentally burnt grama's socks
while playing in the rafters,
old people not knowing things
Haiku # 31004, May 28, 2003 1:41 pm ET
by samhain
leccy bankie on
feeling warm down to my toes
these uggy boots suck
Haiku # 31001, May 28, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by mellie, 'nighty night
i'm not in or out
just longing to be somewhere
is else a good place ?
Haiku # 31000, May 28, 2003 1:32 pm ET
by mellie
keep on doing it
don't stop now you are on top
up where you belong
Haiku # 30999, May 28, 2003 1:30 pm ET
by mellie, gone down again: so what's new ? :-)
All shout Ash is back!!!
Maybe we should try this more
Helps you back on track
Haiku # 30998, May 28, 2003 12:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
the mattress beckons
softly i sink into it
and yet out of it
Haiku # 30997, May 28, 2003 11:56 am ET
by ash
Your output/standard
Its going up, soon be back
What it was before
Haiku # 30996, May 28, 2003 11:54 am ET
by William Nippress
middle of the night
poseidon of pots and pans
dishwasher rouses
Haiku # 30995, May 28, 2003 11:49 am ET
by ash
Green before my eyes
Nature forces me to look
See my spring garment
Haiku # 30994, May 28, 2003 11:48 am ET
by William Nippress
humble poet lurks
biding time for expression
letting silence be
Haiku # 30993, May 28, 2003 11:46 am ET
by ash
Causality wills
The new haiku precedence
Loved by all who try
Haiku # 30992, May 28, 2003 11:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Your last ones Moxie
Seventeen syllables cut
Just as I
Haiku # 30991, May 28, 2003 11:41 am ET
by William Nippress
i always reflect
so dull illumination
my light is fading
Haiku # 30990, May 28, 2003 11:40 am ET
by ash
breathe in sometimes will
embrace the profound power
of the reset tab
Haiku # 30989, May 28, 2003 11:38 am ET
by ash
Your new stuff not so
It just looks a lot like mine
We both know mines bad
Haiku # 30988, May 28, 2003 11:37 am ET
by William Nippress
o merry england
deride william's best efforts
he is no shakespeare
Haiku # 30987, May 28, 2003 11:35 am ET
by ash
Did you mean me/you?
If you
Haiku # 30986, May 28, 2003 11:34 am ET
by William Nippress
i'm cantankerous
you're can'takeahinterous
it's preposterous
Haiku # 30984, May 28, 2003 11:32 am ET
by ash
I can see him now
Overweight crew cut red-faced
Calling buddies dude
Haiku # 30983, May 28, 2003 11:30 am ET
by William Nippress
launch a new website
and then i can ignore you
there instead of here
Haiku # 30982, May 28, 2003 11:30 am ET
by ash
i've read all haiku
close to thirty-one thousand
bad is accurate
Haiku # 30981, May 28, 2003 11:27 am ET
by ash
I must be truthful
I must be a lesbian
I adore women
Haiku # 30980, May 28, 2003 11:25 am ET
by William Nippress
We have more balance
Our society accepts
Gays are normal here
Haiku # 30979, May 28, 2003 11:20 am ET
by William Nippress
Gay is an insult?
Only to those from Hicksville
I live in Europe
Haiku # 30978, May 28, 2003 11:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Nine, seven, Seven
Syllables is not Haiku
Have another go
Haiku # 30977, May 28, 2003 11:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Calling names who cares?
An insult, if I were gay?
I do not think so!
Haiku # 30976, May 28, 2003 11:10 am ET
by William Nippress
Inadequate males
Make comments on other men
They think it
Haiku # 30974, May 28, 2003 11:05 am ET
by William Nippress
Are you desperate?
Do you need to get noticed?
You inadequate?
Haiku # 30973, May 28, 2003 11:01 am ET
by William Nippress
stinky snatch cunt pussy smell
in tight girlie jeans
Haiku # 30971, May 28, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
early morning rain
made pools of water around
my neighbor
Haiku # 30969, May 28, 2003 7:29 am ET
by indiana
Sun streams through window
Haven
Haiku # 30968, May 28, 2003 4:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Chasing butterflies
The soft breeze plays with the leaves
Kissing tall grasses
Haiku # 30967, May 28, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
.......the green still grasses
now sway to welcome the warmth
..........of golden sunrays
.
....(and bows in gratitude :))
Haiku # 30966, May 28, 2003 2:58 am ET
by ronin
Bird song calls me back
The world opens up once more
Seeing clearly now
Haiku # 30965, May 28, 2003 2:57 am ET
by William Nippress
Such good words from one
You shame me ronin with haikus
You bring true essence
Haiku # 30964, May 28, 2003 2:51 am ET
by William Nippress
No one controls me
No approbation needed
To live my life free
Haiku # 30963, May 28, 2003 2:47 am ET
by William Nippress
...soft breeze of chilled air
gently chases the fall'n leaves
......to the earth puddles
Haiku # 30962, May 28, 2003 2:47 am ET
by ronin
Nah Ill live my life
Just any dam way I choose
My rules rule my life!
Haiku # 30961, May 28, 2003 2:45 am ET
by William Nippress
...gray wet clouds drenching
the great trees with their water
........in an early dawn
Haiku # 30960, May 28, 2003 2:41 am ET
by ronin@atthestatscornerwithjanisandk:)
Unable to join in
Cringing by the dark wayside
I watch life steam by
Haiku # 30959, May 28, 2003 2:40 am ET
by William Nippress
Best of luck today
Student sitting his exams
Hope he studied hard?
Haiku # 30958, May 28, 2003 2:37 am ET
by William Nippress
Strolling down the road
A new sense of freedom comes
No more dull Haikus
Haiku # 30957, May 28, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
I will make a deal
Don
Haiku # 30956, May 28, 2003 2:32 am ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 30955, May 28, 2003 2:27 am ET
by William Nippress
It
Haiku # 30954, May 28, 2003 2:23 am ET
by William Nippress
Don't touch my butt please,
It just might explode real soon.
It's happened before!
Haiku # 30953, May 28, 2003 1:46 am ET
by Joe of USA
Such a charming lass,
It is too bad she looks
So much like Hitler
Haiku # 30952, May 28, 2003 12:21 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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