Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

she calls me yet again
when she feels the need
it accentuates our distance
Haiku # 31078, May 29, 2003 9:54 am ET
by searle of not with her
20's, tight jeans, sweating stinky
pussy stink. smell of stinky snatch
hot in tight girlie stink jeans
Haiku # 31077, May 29, 2003 8:29 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
tight jeans, stinky pussy inside,
stinky sex snatch stinking in her
tight jeans, hot stink
Haiku # 31076, May 29, 2003 8:28 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Living In Your Garden Of Evil,
While Jello Pudding and Bill Cosby,
Soak In A Bath Of Mustard Gas
Haiku # 31075, May 29, 2003 8:26 am ET
by samhain
Burnt Grandma Sandwich,
Flying Like A Russian Flag,
In The Oven Toasted Nihilism
Haiku # 31074, May 29, 2003 8:23 am ET
by samhain
I hardly think you!
A stooge for insurance
Are fit to ask that
Haiku # 31072, May 29, 2003 6:17 am ET
by Students Dad
Need to talk son
I know you think it
Haiku # 31071, May 29, 2003 6:01 am ET
by Love you SF, Dad
Mr. Nippress clone
Is it necessary to write
about such rubbish?
Haiku # 31070, May 29, 2003 5:26 am ET
by A Student of CGNU
That "retards" should read
U.S. government but it
still means the same thing
Haiku # 31069, May 29, 2003 5:25 am ET
by A Student of Maybe I should have written Useless Suckas
I know where they are
Saddam sold his weapons to
Osama and friends
Haiku # 31068, May 29, 2003 5:23 am ET
by A Student of That's what the retards will be saying next
You think he
Haiku # 31067, May 29, 2003 5:03 am ET
by William Nippress
Wander what
Haiku # 31066, May 29, 2003 5:01 am ET
by William Nippress
He
Haiku # 31065, May 29, 2003 4:57 am ET
by William Nippress
That
Haiku # 31064, May 29, 2003 4:52 am ET
by William Nippress
Predicable Is
A virgin homosexual
That describes him well
Haiku # 31063, May 29, 2003 4:45 am ET
by William Nippress
Where
Haiku # 31062, May 29, 2003 4:41 am ET
by William Nippress
Fall asleep sitting
Waiting to be put away
Not playing with me?
Haiku # 31061, May 29, 2003 4:34 am ET
by William Nippress
Rummage in my mind
Squelching clammy fingers find
Must try to be kind
Haiku # 31060, May 29, 2003 4:28 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 31059, May 29, 2003 4:21 am ET
by William Nippress
I apologize
For all I know you
Haiku # 31058, May 29, 2003 4:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Through my tears I see
Mellie going down, must know?
On who? Mellie who?
Haiku # 31057, May 29, 2003 4:13 am ET
by William Nippress
With my tears forming
Moist rivers about my eyes
I read back past haikus
Haiku # 31056, May 29, 2003 4:03 am ET
by William Nippress
The hatred is spreading fast
Vietnam may be nothing
Compared to this war
Haiku # 31055, May 29, 2003 3:54 am ET
by Limey
Administration?
Rumsfelds just taking the piss
He thinks your stupid
Haiku # 31054, May 29, 2003 3:53 am ET
by Limey
No weapons of mass destruction found
Haiku # 31053, May 29, 2003 3:39 am ET
by Limey
Office manager
In Pakistan earns about
Twenty dollars month
Haiku # 31052, May 29, 2003 3:26 am ET
by William Nippress
Who needs works trappings?
Wealth is illusionary
To some I am rich
Haiku # 31051, May 29, 2003 3:17 am ET
by William Nippress
Soft dew soaked grass lawn
Sparkles like jewels in the sun
Marking my passage
Haiku # 31050, May 29, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Hang on the that thought
Just try to keep it alive
It serves you all day
Haiku # 31049, May 29, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Morning brings clear minds
Yet untainted by dark thoughts
anguish and sorrow
Haiku # 31048, May 29, 2003 2:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush a Zionist?
Iraq proving real No, No.
It will bite him his bum
Haiku # 31047, May 29, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
31035 not mine
Haiku # 31046, May 29, 2003 2:31 am ET
by William Nippress
balance of power
tilting towards bushy side
time to take cover
Haiku # 31045, May 29, 2003 1:44 am ET
by indiana
best of times
left behind
the bridge is fucking burned
Haiku # 31044, May 28, 2003 11:23 pm ET
by jun
will is a nice guy
they say nice guys finish last
well, we're still waiting
Haiku # 31043, May 28, 2003 8:26 pm ET
by ash
s.f. is racist
s.f. is a weird pervert
s.f. makes me laugh
Haiku # 31042, May 28, 2003 8:23 pm ET
by ash
a too crowded house
amusing things to be said
seeking space elsewhere
Haiku # 31041, May 28, 2003 8:22 pm ET
by ash
Five days and the fools
admitted that I was no
alcoholic fool
Haiku # 31040, May 28, 2003 7:00 pm ET
by A Student of and I can drink again
zabadooey sucks
he is no product of mine
he's a cheap knock-off
Haiku # 31039, May 28, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Enfeebled surface
Quailing humid wet green
Effervescing puss
Haiku # 31038, May 28, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by Limey
Sleep tight and lay off
the drugs and booz for tonight
Just try to sleep clean
Haiku # 31037, May 28, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by William Nippress
Burnt Grandpa Whizzing On Floor
No Bladder In His Body
Urinate Baseball In the Stadium
Haiku # 31036, May 28, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by samhain
I, William Nippress celebrate my
coming out of the closet with SF.
Thank you and goodnight.
Haiku # 31035, May 28, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
Burnt Grandma Jelly Bean
Invades The Kitchen Mop
Soaking Up Dust And Cake
Haiku # 31034, May 28, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by samhain
31028 not mine. I
Haiku # 31033, May 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Burnt Jelly Bean
Invades My Sock Drawer
Alien Sugar Fuzz Fix
Haiku # 31032, May 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by samhain
Burnt Grandma Sandwich
Haiku # 31030, May 28, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by samhain
Zabadooey is
Another SF split off
Personality
Haiku # 31029, May 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
i worship sf so leave me alone,
i want to have his love child
in france, in the sewer
Haiku # 31028, May 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Wiliam Nippress
Never seen it done
SF will show us just how
To kiss ones own ass
Haiku # 31024, May 28, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
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