Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 41 Days and 77432 Haiku later...

Soft dew soaked grass lawn
Sparkles like jewels in the sun
Marking my passage
Haiku # 31050, May 29, 2003 3:15 am ET
by William Nippress
Hang on the that thought
Just try to keep it alive
It serves you all day
Haiku # 31049, May 29, 2003 2:53 am ET
by William Nippress
Morning brings clear minds
Yet untainted by dark thoughts
anguish and sorrow
Haiku # 31048, May 29, 2003 2:51 am ET
by William Nippress
Bush a Zionist?
Iraq proving real No, No.
It will bite him his bum
Haiku # 31047, May 29, 2003 2:34 am ET
by William Nippress
31035 not mine
Haiku # 31046, May 29, 2003 2:31 am ET
by William Nippress
balance of power
tilting towards bushy side
time to take cover
Haiku # 31045, May 29, 2003 1:44 am ET
by indiana
best of times
left behind
the bridge is fucking burned
Haiku # 31044, May 28, 2003 11:23 pm ET
by jun
will is a nice guy
they say nice guys finish last
well, we're still waiting
Haiku # 31043, May 28, 2003 8:26 pm ET
by ash
s.f. is racist
s.f. is a weird pervert
s.f. makes me laugh
Haiku # 31042, May 28, 2003 8:23 pm ET
by ash
a too crowded house
amusing things to be said
seeking space elsewhere
Haiku # 31041, May 28, 2003 8:22 pm ET
by ash
Five days and the fools
admitted that I was no
alcoholic fool
Haiku # 31040, May 28, 2003 7:00 pm ET
by A Student of and I can drink again
zabadooey sucks
he is no product of mine
he's a cheap knock-off
Haiku # 31039, May 28, 2003 5:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
Enfeebled surface
Quailing humid wet green
Effervescing puss
Haiku # 31038, May 28, 2003 5:32 pm ET
by Limey
Sleep tight and lay off
the drugs and booz for tonight
Just try to sleep clean
Haiku # 31037, May 28, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by William Nippress
Burnt Grandpa Whizzing On Floor
No Bladder In His Body
Urinate Baseball In the Stadium
Haiku # 31036, May 28, 2003 5:22 pm ET
by samhain
I, William Nippress celebrate my
coming out of the closet with SF.
Thank you and goodnight.
Haiku # 31035, May 28, 2003 5:21 pm ET
by William Nippress
Burnt Grandma Jelly Bean
Invades The Kitchen Mop
Soaking Up Dust And Cake
Haiku # 31034, May 28, 2003 5:19 pm ET
by samhain
31028 not mine. I
Haiku # 31033, May 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by William Nippress
Burnt Jelly Bean
Invades My Sock Drawer
Alien Sugar Fuzz Fix
Haiku # 31032, May 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET
by samhain
Burnt Grandma Sandwich
Haiku # 31030, May 28, 2003 5:17 pm ET
by samhain
Zabadooey is
Another SF split off
Personality
Haiku # 31029, May 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by William Nippress
i worship sf so leave me alone,
i want to have his love child
in france, in the sewer
Haiku # 31028, May 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET
by Wiliam Nippress
Never seen it done
SF will show us just how
To kiss ones own ass
Haiku # 31024, May 28, 2003 5:10 pm ET
by William Nippress
shut the hell up will
you don't have to kiss my ass
i kiss my own ass
Haiku # 31022, May 28, 2003 4:57 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
What is lackluster?
A haiku without SF
Sad to see him go
Haiku # 31021, May 28, 2003 2:53 pm ET
by William Nippress
There and then he
Haiku # 31020, May 28, 2003 2:43 pm ET
by William Nippress
Don
Haiku # 31019, May 28, 2003 2:36 pm ET
by William Nippress
Hi Sexually F
I was just thinking of you
Thought you
Haiku # 31018, May 28, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by William Nippress
i had a good run
i'm no longer hate-worthy
so it's time to leave
Haiku # 31017, May 28, 2003 2:34 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i am so jealous
will is more hated than me
and i'm a racist
Haiku # 31016, May 28, 2003 2:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated (he's usurped my throne)
Student how
Haiku # 31015, May 28, 2003 2:22 pm ET
by William Nippress
Very poor attempt
Think ash can speak for himself
As he
Haiku # 31014, May 28, 2003 2:19 pm ET
by William Nippress
It must be quite hard
Feeding and cleaning monkeys
While they write haiku
Haiku # 31013, May 28, 2003 2:15 pm ET
by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal
I wanted to be
Zabadooey but I can
Haiku # 31012, May 28, 2003 2:14 pm ET
by William Nippress
31007
Not mine but thanks anyway
Haiku # 31011, May 28, 2003 2:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
accidentally burnt granma's liver,
she drank too much cuervo,
little worm in her gut-sac
Haiku # 31009, May 28, 2003 1:51 pm ET
by samhain
hOmEy GaNgStA, iN dA sKy
GiMmE nOw A pLAcE tO
fLy
Haiku # 31008, May 28, 2003 1:49 pm ET
by tUpAc LiL bRoThA of cOmPtOn, CaLiFoRnIa
I, William Nippress am a sod and
a soppy pratt. Please give me
money for drugs
Haiku # 31007, May 28, 2003 1:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
accidentally burnt granma's face
off with a cattle prod
little pieces mad cow
Haiku # 31006, May 28, 2003 1:46 pm ET
by samhain
william nippress go away and
leave us, we have no need for
you or your kind here now
Haiku # 31005, May 28, 2003 1:45 pm ET
by ash
accidentally burnt grama's socks
while playing in the rafters,
old people not knowing things
Haiku # 31004, May 28, 2003 1:41 pm ET
by samhain
leccy bankie on
feeling warm down to my toes
these uggy boots suck
Haiku # 31001, May 28, 2003 1:35 pm ET
by mellie, 'nighty night
i'm not in or out
just longing to be somewhere
is else a good place ?
Haiku # 31000, May 28, 2003 1:32 pm ET
by mellie
keep on doing it
don't stop now you are on top
up where you belong
Haiku # 30999, May 28, 2003 1:30 pm ET
by mellie, gone down again: so what's new ? :-)
All shout Ash is back!!!
Maybe we should try this more
Helps you back on track
Haiku # 30998, May 28, 2003 12:11 pm ET
by William Nippress
the mattress beckons
softly i sink into it
and yet out of it
Haiku # 30997, May 28, 2003 11:56 am ET
by ash
Your output/standard
Its going up, soon be back
What it was before
Haiku # 30996, May 28, 2003 11:54 am ET
by William Nippress
middle of the night
poseidon of pots and pans
dishwasher rouses
Haiku # 30995, May 28, 2003 11:49 am ET
by ash
Green before my eyes
Nature forces me to look
See my spring garment
Haiku # 30994, May 28, 2003 11:48 am ET
by William Nippress
humble poet lurks
biding time for expression
letting silence be
Haiku # 30993, May 28, 2003 11:46 am ET
by ash
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