Bad Haiku

Wander what

Haiku # 31066, May 29, 2003 5:01 am ET

by William Nippress

Haiku # 31065, May 29, 2003 4:57 am ET

by William Nippress

That

Haiku # 31064, May 29, 2003 4:52 am ET

by William Nippress

Predicable Is
A virgin homosexual
That describes him well

Haiku # 31063, May 29, 2003 4:45 am ET

by William Nippress

Where

Haiku # 31062, May 29, 2003 4:41 am ET

by William Nippress

Fall asleep sitting
Waiting to be put away
Not playing with me?

Haiku # 31061, May 29, 2003 4:34 am ET

by William Nippress

Rummage in my mind
Squelching clammy fingers find
Must try to be kind

Haiku # 31060, May 29, 2003 4:28 am ET

by William Nippress

Haiku # 31059, May 29, 2003 4:21 am ET

by William Nippress

I apologize
For all I know you

Haiku # 31058, May 29, 2003 4:15 am ET

by William Nippress

Through my tears I see
Mellie going down, must know?
On who? Mellie who?

Haiku # 31057, May 29, 2003 4:13 am ET

by William Nippress

With my tears forming
Moist rivers about my eyes
I read back past haikus

Haiku # 31056, May 29, 2003 4:03 am ET

by William Nippress

The hatred is spreading fast
Vietnam may be nothing
Compared to this war

Haiku # 31055, May 29, 2003 3:54 am ET

by Limey

Administration?
Rumsfelds just taking the piss
He thinks your stupid

Haiku # 31054, May 29, 2003 3:53 am ET

by Limey

No weapons of mass destruction found

Haiku # 31053, May 29, 2003 3:39 am ET

by Limey

Office manager
In Pakistan earns about
Twenty dollars month

Haiku # 31052, May 29, 2003 3:26 am ET

by William Nippress

Who needs works trappings?
Wealth is illusionary
To some I am rich

Haiku # 31051, May 29, 2003 3:17 am ET

by William Nippress

Soft dew soaked grass lawn
Sparkles like jewels in the sun
Marking my passage

Haiku # 31050, May 29, 2003 3:15 am ET

by William Nippress

Hang on the that thought
Just try to keep it alive
It serves you all day

Haiku # 31049, May 29, 2003 2:53 am ET

by William Nippress

Morning brings clear minds
Yet untainted by dark thoughts
anguish and sorrow

Haiku # 31048, May 29, 2003 2:51 am ET

by William Nippress

Bush a Zionist?
Iraq proving real No, No.
It will bite him his bum

Haiku # 31047, May 29, 2003 2:34 am ET

by William Nippress

31035 not mine

Haiku # 31046, May 29, 2003 2:31 am ET

by William Nippress

balance of power
tilting towards bushy side
time to take cover

Haiku # 31045, May 29, 2003 1:44 am ET

by indiana

best of times
left behind
the bridge is fucking burned

Haiku # 31044, May 28, 2003 11:23 pm ET

by jun

will is a nice guy
they say nice guys finish last
well, we're still waiting

Haiku # 31043, May 28, 2003 8:26 pm ET

by ash

s.f. is racist
s.f. is a weird pervert
s.f. makes me laugh

Haiku # 31042, May 28, 2003 8:23 pm ET

by ash

a too crowded house
amusing things to be said
seeking space elsewhere

Haiku # 31041, May 28, 2003 8:22 pm ET

by ash

Five days and the fools
admitted that I was no
alcoholic fool

Haiku # 31040, May 28, 2003 7:00 pm ET

by A Student of and I can drink again

zabadooey sucks
he is no product of mine
he's a cheap knock-off

Haiku # 31039, May 28, 2003 5:34 pm ET

by sexually frustrated

Enfeebled surface
Quailing humid wet green
Effervescing puss

Haiku # 31038, May 28, 2003 5:32 pm ET

by Limey

Sleep tight and lay off
the drugs and booz for tonight
Just try to sleep clean

Haiku # 31037, May 28, 2003 5:22 pm ET

by William Nippress

Burnt Grandpa Whizzing On Floor
No Bladder In His Body
Urinate Baseball In the Stadium

Haiku # 31036, May 28, 2003 5:22 pm ET

by samhain

I, William Nippress celebrate my
coming out of the closet with SF.
Thank you and goodnight.

Haiku # 31035, May 28, 2003 5:21 pm ET

by William Nippress

Burnt Grandma Jelly Bean
Invades The Kitchen Mop
Soaking Up Dust And Cake

Haiku # 31034, May 28, 2003 5:19 pm ET

by samhain

31028 not mine. I

Haiku # 31033, May 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET

by William Nippress

Burnt Jelly Bean
Invades My Sock Drawer
Alien Sugar Fuzz Fix

Haiku # 31032, May 28, 2003 5:18 pm ET

by samhain

Burnt Grandma Sandwich

Haiku # 31030, May 28, 2003 5:17 pm ET

by samhain

Zabadooey is
Another SF split off
Personality

Haiku # 31029, May 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET

by William Nippress

i worship sf so leave me alone,
i want to have his love child
in france, in the sewer

Haiku # 31028, May 28, 2003 5:16 pm ET

by Wiliam Nippress

Never seen it done
SF will show us just how
To kiss ones own ass

Haiku # 31024, May 28, 2003 5:10 pm ET

by William Nippress

shut the hell up will
you don't have to kiss my ass
i kiss my own ass

Haiku # 31022, May 28, 2003 4:57 pm ET

by sexually frustrated

What is lackluster?
A haiku without SF
Sad to see him go

Haiku # 31021, May 28, 2003 2:53 pm ET

by William Nippress

There and then he

Haiku # 31020, May 28, 2003 2:43 pm ET

by William Nippress

Don

Haiku # 31019, May 28, 2003 2:36 pm ET

by William Nippress

Hi Sexually F
I was just thinking of you
Thought you

Haiku # 31018, May 28, 2003 2:34 pm ET

by William Nippress

i had a good run
i'm no longer hate-worthy
so it's time to leave

Haiku # 31017, May 28, 2003 2:34 pm ET

by sexually frustrated

i am so jealous
will is more hated than me
and i'm a racist

Haiku # 31016, May 28, 2003 2:25 pm ET

by sexually frustrated (he's usurped my throne)

Student how

Haiku # 31015, May 28, 2003 2:22 pm ET

by William Nippress

Very poor attempt
Think ash can speak for himself
As he

Haiku # 31014, May 28, 2003 2:19 pm ET

by William Nippress

It must be quite hard
Feeding and cleaning monkeys
While they write haiku

Haiku # 31013, May 28, 2003 2:15 pm ET

by A Student of Artificial insemination via the ear canal

I wanted to be
Zabadooey but I can

Haiku # 31012, May 28, 2003 2:14 pm ET

by William Nippress

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