Bashō says something unhelpful
Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 79 Days and 78057 Haiku later...
Blade Of Confusion In Ice
Wind Pours Out Of The Jar
Jolting Prison Figures In Shock
Haiku # 31146 May 30, 2003 11:06 am ET
by samhain
"Not mine" is code for, "This is
stuff I have to say, but don't want
people to actually know"
Haiku # 31145 May 30, 2003 11:04 am ET
by William Nippress
I live in a dirty mobile home,
I smoke cigarettes and eat bacon.
I worship Dale Earhardt
I am Billy Nippress, the hick from
jolly old (gay accepting, cause we
are cosmopolitan) Europe
Haiku # 31144 May 30, 2003 11:02 am ET
by William Nippress
SF came to me in a dream,
the person I will consider my
life mate. I will put on the apron
and make his supper at night
and woo him to sleep
Haiku # 31143 May 30, 2003 11:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Blair
Haiku # 31142 May 30, 2003 8:19 am ET
by William Nippress
The thing is just who
Do you find to replace him?
None are impressive
Haiku # 31141 May 30, 2003 8:16 am ET
by William Nippress
They like the freedom?
They like people stealing things?
They enjoy chaos?
Haiku # 31140 May 30, 2003 3:29 am ET
by A Student of Tony, do you know what's going on in Iraq?
Don't you like monkeys?
You think of them all the time.
Tony is a git
Haiku # 31139 May 30, 2003 3:28 am ET
by A Student of Just heard Mr. Blair on the radio. He was lying.
Not really a pain
Just a minor irritant
Just to be ignored
Haiku # 31138 May 30, 2003 3:00 am ET
by William Nippress
Head full of ideas
Not able to think things through
Incautious he leaps
Haiku # 31137 May 30, 2003 2:58 am ET
by William Nippress
Crying when alone
Convincing himself he
Haiku # 31136 May 30, 2003 2:56 am ET
by William Nippress
Your so vain I bet
You think this is about you
Don
Haiku # 31135 May 30, 2003 2:53 am ET
by Carley
Lead horse to water
But you just can
Haiku # 31134 May 30, 2003 2:48 am ET
by William Nippress
Tried to be civil
But unhelpable morass
He
Haiku # 31133 May 30, 2003 2:46 am ET
by William Nippress
Dry drivel metered
Sadly talent wasted here
Locked in his self hate
Haiku # 31132 May 30, 2003 2:44 am ET
by William Nippress
Dull bland visitude
The specter just calls him back
Unable to fight
Haiku # 31131 May 30, 2003 2:41 am ET
by William Nippress
So incredible
There
Haiku # 31130 May 30, 2003 2:38 am ET
by William Nippress
Streaming green mucus
I
Haiku # 31129 May 30, 2003 2:33 am ET
by William Nippress
I can fly, I can!
But only down, fell off tree
Try to fly back up
Haiku # 31128 May 30, 2003 2:30 am ET
by William Nippress
I
Haiku # 31127 May 30, 2003 2:27 am ET
by William Nippress
31098, 31099, 31107, 31112, 31113, not mine
Haiku # 31126 May 30, 2003 2:26 am ET
by William Nippress
I need a large cock in my mouth,
to make me feel happy,
like a little girl
Haiku # 31125 May 29, 2003 9:56 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
SF sucks cock and ass in hell!!!
Haiku # 31124 May 29, 2003 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
SF, you truly are a fucking CUNT!!
Haiku # 31123 May 29, 2003 9:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dead Lemons In The Yard
Filtering Out Those Who Would
Or Would Not Escape Socialism
Haiku # 31122 May 29, 2003 9:54 pm ET
by samhain
hackneyed absurdist
he is an original
at least he thinks so
Haiku # 31121 May 29, 2003 7:45 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i worship samhain
all that postmodern garbage
doth truly stinketh
Haiku # 31120 May 29, 2003 7:39 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
i thought i was bad
then i read the preceding
and now i'm happy
Haiku # 31119 May 29, 2003 7:33 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
I think you're missing
all the monkeys from the farm
Beastiality
Haiku # 31118 May 29, 2003 6:49 pm ET
by A Student of Pilfering peoples names isn't big, clever or a monkey
Bald Guy Burning His Bride
Chewing Her Kidneys With Blades
Talking About The Yankee's
Haiku # 31117 May 29, 2003 4:37 pm ET
by samhain
Crazy threesome with SF and
William Nippress would be good
for me
Haiku # 31116 May 29, 2003 4:34 pm ET
by Student of I love SF and Willy Nippress
There once was a man with a farm
Where monkeys worked in fear of harm
But all they would do
Is write bad haiku
And assist when he needed a palm
Haiku # 31115 May 29, 2003 4:05 pm ET
by A Student of Beer
There once were a couple of men
Who wrote haiku again and again
At first they would mock
But dreamt then of cock
True love blossomed from the pen
Haiku # 31114 May 29, 2003 4:02 pm ET
by A Student of It's so sweet
Down on the farm.....Me and SF
hand in hand, singing and chirping
like the birds around us.
Haiku # 31113 May 29, 2003 3:57 pm ET
by William Nippress
I am so happy SF is here!! I was
kinda lonely there for a while!
Yaaayyyy for me and SF!!
Haiku # 31112 May 29, 2003 3:56 pm ET
by William Nippress
Pain Drops Flounder Eating
Dessicated Paranoia Sentiment
Embraces The Vacant Abyss
Haiku # 31111 May 29, 2003 3:54 pm ET
by samhain
David Jannssen's Leg, Writhing
Dead Beat On Drums Of Still Water
Oil In Harvest Beams, Kill
Haiku # 31110 May 29, 2003 3:50 pm ET
by samhain
Set Back The Limes On Table
God Is Coming For a Drink
Saddle The Empty House Soul
Haiku # 31109 May 29, 2003 3:49 pm ET
by samhain
Dark Cloud Dreaming In Ether
Watching Coddled Sheep Glow
In Rythmic Coersion
Haiku # 31108 May 29, 2003 3:48 pm ET
by samhain
"SF, It's you! It's you!! Oh what
a happy day it is!!"
Haiku # 31107 May 29, 2003 3:47 pm ET
by William Nippress
bitch, what did i say
never interrupt a man
who's watching star trek
Haiku # 31106 May 29, 2003 3:37 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
sever his tendons
let's see how far he can walk
place your bets people
Haiku # 31105 May 29, 2003 3:31 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
shotputting newborns
catching them on bayonets
life is beautiful
Haiku # 31104 May 29, 2003 3:25 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
began as a Girls
Gone Wild dream but they started
handing out pamphlets
Haiku # 31103 May 29, 2003 3:01 pm ET
by onjaysun (gotta cut down on the lime koolaid before bed)
Evil Numbers Victorious Strenght
God's Will In Suspense
Forethought Of Aftermath
Haiku # 31102 May 29, 2003 2:06 pm ET
by samhain
Digits Explode With Remorse
Over Stephen Hawking
Using Sign Language On Death
Haiku # 31101 May 29, 2003 2:05 pm ET
by samhain
William, I have decided
we should be
together
Haiku # 31100 May 29, 2003 2:04 pm ET
by sexually frustrated
not mine not mine not mine not
mine not mine not mine not mine
not mine not mine not mine
Haiku # 31099 May 29, 2003 2:03 pm ET
by William (no haiku is mine on here) Nippress of SF + WN = LOVE
what ever happened to my main
man george michael?
Haiku # 31098 May 29, 2003 2:01 pm ET
by William (none of these are mine) Nippress
Complementary sweets
Laced with bromide to stop you
Joining mile high club
Haiku # 31097 May 29, 2003 12:47 pm ET
by airline pilot